Kittycatwoman - Glasgow

[Prince Larry]

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Another review guys. Happened a few months back. September I think. Anyway. Messaged as was working near her postcode via the search function on adult work.

All done via aw messages. Gave me her floor number and flat number within about 4 messages. Headed there as I knew the area. Not the best. High rise in Maryhill. I was there in the morning so was quiet and used the service button to get in so wasn’t hanging about.

Got the lift and knocked the door. Answered rite away and again done the annoying standing behind the door thing. Got in and she looked as if she was just up. She to her credit apologiesed and said she was away to freshen up and to make myself comfortable.

Came back about 5 minutes later with gym gear on. Wtf just come back with nothing on hen. Anyway. She looked older than her profile age of 30 states. Mid 30s maybe. A little too old for me but I’m here now. Saggy boobs and very skinny legs and hardly any arse. Shaved completely down below. Woo which was good tbh then sex in mish. Asked where I could cum and she said wherever I want so I jokingly asked her mouth as agin I have never had this before. She said of course. She took the lot but unfortunately ran to the bathroom and spat it out. Fair enough but don’t leave me with a dripping cock.

Cleaned up with wet wipes and left.

Prob wouldn’t return as a little too old for me and boobs too saggy. A bit bonkers also but a lovely accent wherever she is from originally. Dodgy area after dark also I would think.

[TommyMoundfrigger]

Dripping cock. Lol.

I've had that a few times in my day. Their duvet does the trick. What the fuck else do they expect?!

[Kittycatwoman]

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Another review guys. Happened a few months back. September I think. Anyway. Messaged as was working near her postcode via the search function on adult work.

All done via aw messages. Gave me her floor number and flat number within about 4 messages. Headed there as I knew the area. Not the best. High rise in Maryhill. I was there in the morning so was quiet and used the service button to get in so wasn’t hanging about.

Got the lift and knocked the door. Answered rite away and again done the annoying standing behind the door thing. Got in and she looked as if she was just up. She to her credit apologiesed and said she was away to freshen up and to make myself comfortable.

Came back about 5 minutes later with gym gear on. Wtf just come back with nothing on hen. Anyway. She looked older than her profile age of 30 states. Mid 30s maybe. A little too old for me but I’m here now. Saggy boobs and very skinny legs and hardly any arse. Shaved completely down below. Woo which was good tbh then sex in mish. Asked where I could cum and she said wherever I want so I jokingly asked her mouth as agin I have never had this before. She said of course. She took the lot but unfortunately ran to the bathroom and spat it out. Fair enough but don’t leave me with a dripping cock.

Cleaned up with wet wipes and left.

Prob wouldn’t return as a little too old for me and boobs too saggy. A bit bonkers also but a lovely accent wherever she is from originally. Dodgy area after dark also I would think.

As a working girl I have to let you guys in on something; the reason we hide behind the door when a client knocks is because we're scantily dressed and we have neighbours adjacent to our own flats! I thought you'd might have worked that out by now guys!! Lol. Also full addresses are never given out because for all we know you could be a psycho, address collector etc, etc, surely you can understand that safety comes first?

[Astarter]

As a working girl I have to let you guys in on something; the reason we hide behind the door when a client knocks is because we're scantily dressed and we have neighbours adjacent to our own flats! I thought you'd might have worked that out by now guys!! Lol. Also full addresses are never given out because for all we know you could be a psycho, address collector etc, etc, surely you can understand that safety comes first?

Fair doos usually working girls will hide behind door due to being scantily dressed or very ugly but as he mentioned in his post you looked like you were just up out of bed and returned wearing gym gear. Hardly sounds like you were behind the door because of being "scantily dressed". Also, unless I missed something, he didn't criticise you about how you gave out address but merely stated the fact it took 4 texts.

[Harrymetsally]

180 an hour???

[Kittycatwoman]

Fair doos usually working girls will hide behind door due to being scantily dressed or very ugly but as he mentioned in his post you looked like you were just up out of bed and returned wearing gym gear. Hardly sounds like you were behind the door because of being "scantily dressed". Also, unless I missed something, he didn't criticise you about how you gave out address but merely stated the fact it took 4 texts.

I'm genuinely not the girl that was reviewed, I read ukp from time to time and I've seen many reviews where guys have mentioned the hiding behind the door thing and as I'm now a member of ukp then I thought it was about time I let y's know why we hid behind the door.  I am a working girl but not a Glasgow girl. There was no need to be so offensive, I meant no harm.

[Astarter]

I'm genuinely not the girl that was reviewed, I read ukp from time to time and I've seen many reviews where guys have mentioned the hiding behind the door thing and as I'm now a member of ukp then I thought it was about time I let y's know why we hid behind the door.  I am a working girl but not a Glasgow girl. There was no need to be so offensive, I meant no harm.

If you are not the SP relevant to this post that's fine. There was nothing offensive written by me at all ! Your points made were completely irrelevant to the specific review in question. As already mentioned the guy did not complain about how the address was given. If you had read the post properly you would also see that the girl in question was not scantily clad and therefore in this case that's not why she was hidden behind door. Seems pointless to make the points you did as it's completely unrelated in this case. Would have been relevant in some other review possibly but not here.

[Happyjose]

I'm genuinely not the girl that was reviewed, I read ukp from time to time and I've seen many reviews where guys have mentioned the hiding behind the door thing and as I'm now a member of ukp then I thought it was about time I let y's know why we hid behind the door.  I am a working girl but not a Glasgow girl. There was no need to be so offensive, I meant no harm.

If you find offence in his response, then UKP is probably not for you.

This is a site for punters, where we discuss prossies in an open and robust way. If you're too sensitive for this, then you should consider joining uke, which may suit you better.

Have a read of the site rules, which might enlighten you more. Particularly where it states that this site is not a chat platform between clients and service providers, nor is it a support site for WG's.

[Prince Larry]

Didn’t mean to cause a debate on the standing behind the door thing. I was merely reviewing my visit and letting you guys know what went on from booking to the end of the meet. I also mentioned in other reviews I’m very new to the punting scene. I now know why girls do the behind the door thing and the wg from above merely Confirms this. Thanks for that.

[Happyjose]

Didn’t mean to cause a debate on the standing behind the door thing. I was merely reviewing my visit and letting you guys know what went on from booking to the end of the meet. I also mentioned in other reviews I’m very new to the punting scene. I now know why girls do the behind the door thing and the wg from above merely Confirms this. Thanks for that.

I wouldn't worry about it, nothing wrong with your review.

I'd tend to agree with the other member that they hide to stop punters walking straight away. Much more awkward to bolt when the doors closed behind you

Flaky prossies do pop up regularly on here, but they usually get banned fairly quickly if they start spouting their bollocks

[James999]

I'm genuinely not the girl

Are you a bloke then?

[Kittycatwoman]

If you find offence in his response, then UKP is probably not for you.

This is a site for punters, where we discuss prossies in an open and robust way. If you're too sensitive for this, then you should consider joining uke, which may suit you better.

Have a read of the site rules, which might enlighten you more. Particularly where it states that this site is not a chat platform between clients and service providers, nor is it a support site for WG's.

No I'm not upset honestly, I was just letting him know why girls hide behind the door that's all, although when your on the internet things can be misconstrued as your only reading something and not actually hearing them speak, I'd be a terrible hooker if something like that upset me, I've read far far worse and never wrote anything.

Also m not using this site to chat to any clients, I'm unsure of why you think this?

I will look at the site rules, thank you.

I know all about the site for wg's and I have to admit that I prefer this site as it's far more honest than the girls' one, they remind me of not allowedters and I don't like one of the moderators tbh, she needs a good hard shag if you ask me, any takers?!!!

Sorry to offend guys, if I did.  I have been lurking on here for a couple of years now and I first started reading it when I got a positive review and it made me grin like a Cheshire cat I must admit! I also got a lot of advice here when I went indy, far more valuable advice than I did from the pink site, obviously I had to do some research there too but ukp had the best tips and tricks, if you like.

Btw I only hide behind the door for the reason I mentioned, I don't need to hide what I'm like as everything in my profile is true and I put new pictures up every 4-6 weeks and they are usually taken within a week of putting them up, I'm not a dodgy hooker, I'm no Romanian guys, I'm Scottish and we ain't all rip off merchants!

I have read a few posts on here from wg's so it's not unusual that I'm here.

[Kittycatwoman]

Didn’t mean to cause a debate on the standing behind the door thing. I was merely reviewing my visit and letting you guys know what went on from booking to the end of the meet. I also mentioned in other reviews I’m very new to the punting scene. I now know why girls do the behind the door thing and the wg from above merely Confirms this. Thanks for that.

No probs. It's the reason I hide behind the door although I'm not sure why other girls do, but I'd imagine it's the same reason, put it to the test; if you get a booking with a girl who has no neighbours adjacent to her property then you can see if she opens the door normally or not!

[Kittycatwoman]

Are you a bloke then?

No, I'm just not the reviewed girl.

[Happyjose]

You would have benefitted from reading the site rules before posting. At least part of your response could be considered touting, for which there is zero tolerance on here.

And uke is the sister site to this one, where WG’s and punters can chat, flirt etc. No moderators apart from Admin, who owns both sites. From your posting style I do think it would suit you. Link below this post.

I think the site you were referring to is now defunct

Is your user nic on here the same as your working name? I believe it has to be

.

[FBman78]

We are all big boys here Kingsman and we all know why girls hide behind doors when in certain circumstances however a lot of the time they will be appropriately dressed for being around the house and still do this.

[Kittycatwoman]

You would have benefitted from reading the site rules before posting. At least part of your response could be considered touting, for which there is zero tolerance on here.

And uke is the sister site to this one, where WG’s and punters can chat, flirt etc. No moderators apart from Admin, who owns both sites. From your posting style I do think it would suit you. Link below this post.

I think the site you were referring to is now defunct

Is your user nic on here the same as your working name? I believe it has to be

.

Ok thanks I'll have a look at UKE.

No the pink site, which is the one I was referring too, is definitely not defunct at all!!

[Happyjose]

Ok thanks I'll have a look at UKE.

No the pink site, which is the one I was referring too, is definitely not defunct at all!!

You didn't answer my question about your working name?

[Kittycatwoman]

You didn't answer my question about your working name?

Well I've been accused of touting for business and so I'm not going to put my name for that reason!! Lol.

If I was touting, which in 12 years of doing this job I've never ever done, then UKE is the site I'd use because isn't that site more likely to be for that? I genuinely thought I was being helpful by replying to this post any why girls hide behind the door! Clearly I was wrong.

[Happyjose]

Well I've been accused of touting for business and so I'm not going to put my name for that reason!! Lol.

If I was touting, which in 12 years of doing this job I've never ever done, then UKE is the site I'd use because isn't that site more likely to be for that? I genuinely thought I was being helpful by replying to this post any why girls hide behind the door! Clearly I was wrong.

- Service Providers
The site allows service providers to be members, but there is no tolerance for touting, flirting, attention-seeking and negative attitude towards punters. Service providers must respect the ethos of the site. The site is not a chat platform between clients and service providers, nor is it a support site for service providers. All service providers must reveal their working identities - no 'anonymous WGs'.

If the site is of benefit to you, as you say, seems daft to get banned over something so trivial. The other prossies comply, so why shouldn't you?

.

[Sinz]

Well I've been accused of touting for business and so I'm not going to put my name for that reason!! Lol.

If I was touting, which in 12 years of doing this job I've never ever done, then UKE is the site I'd use because isn't that site more likely to be for that? I genuinely thought I was being helpful by replying to this post any why girls hide behind the door! Clearly I was wrong.

12 years of doing this job and you still haven't figured out you need to be honest in your approach.

[Towlie]

Many you smoke a day Kittycat?   

[Happyjose]

I'm genuinely not the girl that was reviewed

Pants on fire, apparently

[Astarter]

I'm genuinely not the girl that was reviewed, I read ukp from time to time and I've seen many reviews where guys have mentioned the hiding behind the door thing and as I'm now a member of ukp then I thought it was about time I let y's know why we hid behind the door.  I am a working girl but not a Glasgow girl. There was no need to be so offensive, I meant no harm.

You came on this site, infiltrated a review of yourself pretending to be someone different and go as far as saying "I'm genuinely not the girl that was reviewed". So you've been found out as completely deceitful for starters and it was you after all. You are the first WG I've ever had any issue with on this site and I'm even more glad I left a negative review of the time we met. Shit service, over priced, crap area and now a liar too. Good one Kittyshat !

[FBman78]

Profile now gone to shit too. She may be looking to restart with a fresh profile.

[Towlie]

I'm pretty sure the photo shes using as her display pic on AW is a girl on twitter from Glasgow area.

[Astarter]

I'm pretty sure the photo shes using as her display pic on AW is a girl on twitter from Glasgow area.

I've not seen this lying SP's profile today to confirm current photos but in fairness, despite being totally deceitful on here, all photos have been representative that I've seen so far.

[Magic Man]

I saw her on Cam once, pics do represent her and was tempted to make a booking as she was adequately kinky on cam.
But seeing how she's lied on here about who she was etc, I'll pass.

[Feegie boy]

I saw her on Cam once, pics do represent her and was tempted to make a booking as she was adequately kinky on cam.
But seeing how she's lied on here about who she was etc, I'll pass.

Saw her once after camming with her for a while. On cam she said she was interested in trying some kink and fetish stuff. I said I had experiece of that scene and when we agreed to a meet it was left open-ended and no pressure whether we took it in that direction or not. Meet took place and it didn't really go in that direction but she did mention stuff asked about in cam sessions and we chatted about that. Had a fairly good vanilla time, found her to be very chatty in person, we exchanged positive feedback on AW and a few months later when I asked if she was free for another booking she said I was banned from meeting her again because she didn't like what I was into. At first I was a bit offended, no one had ever said they wouldn't see me again, and it had been kittycatwoman who had suggested trying some kink and fetish stuff before we met, changed her mind at the meeting and then sat asking me for tips on what to say in cam sessions.

Once I got passed all that, I did just think, however nice and chatty she is, if she didn't want to meet again that was her decision and there was no point getting worked up about it, and there are much better value less erratic options out there in my opinion, and I would say if you are interested in kink options in particular I'd be wary about booking on that basis, and again much better options from escorts with a track record of doing kink well or prodommes.

It has been with some amusement that I have followed this thread and other mixed reviews and I have put my banning down to her own loopiness rather than anything I said or did wrong.