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Offline mrx007

Short review here but I'm fucked off with Milton Keynes Escorts. Its the final straw so this reviewer doesn't give a fuck as I'll never use them again.

This girl: External Link/Members Only

Well she's getting popular now so not so easy to book, maybe due to a great review I once wrote (or not, I don't know).

Booked her at the venue near Ego so previous visitors will know where I mean. Easy to park as the car park is right there.

Here's what starts me getting pissed off: I am shown to the room in great anticipation of being blown. So I wait, 5 minutes after booking passes, wait some more, 8 minutes, 9, 10.....Bonnie comes up the stairs 12 minutes into a 30 minute booking.

In short: ask her for a BJ, she agrees to most of what I want but declines the facial finish despite it being listed as one of her "likes". Second time I've seen Bonnie and her last excuse was about having a booking straight after. Same excuse this time with some extra bullshit that just went past my ears.

I don't ask for much, just a dirty porn star blow job with messy finish. However Bonnie tried wanking me near her tits to probably do me out of the CIM and when I directed it to her mouth she kind of kept above the cock so she couldn't get her  full mouth of the muck. She seemed a bit put out by the quantity of man muck expended and had to attend to cleaning it up which shouldn't have been too much of a hardship as I had 10 minutes of a fucking booking left, despite it starting 12 minutes late.

While I'm in a shit mood I'll also say she's put on a bit of weight and they're still using the old photos.

So to sum up:

Booking started 12 minutes late into a 30 minute booking.
No facial taken, CIM almost reluctant.
Booking finished 10 minutes before end, no offer of massage or anything, just "see you later punter". (She didn't actually say that, she was more pleasant than that).
Usual MKE photo misrepresentation slightly.

This isn't like my usual reviews, there's less detail and a focus on the negative points but honestly I felt like I should have stayed at home.

But there is a light at the end of the tunnel: For every punting payment wasted on a shit punt I take a little or long break from punting and save some money. I might even punt very occasionally with a guaranteed dirty oral fiend that costs more but 100% delivers (thinking maybe Cutest Lucy or someone?)

That's all for now. Fans of the girl or the establishment feel free to criticise. I'll hardly consider my feelings hurt.
« Last Edit: January 22, 2018, 05:31:35 pm by mrx007 »

Offline Jerboa

Sorry to hear you had a bad punt, starting 10 mins late I'd be wanting my full 30 mins, yes I see facials is on Bonnie's list, but we all know services offered don't always match, I guess a girl working in a high volume parlour like MKe, will try to dodge a full facial, as she will have to redo her makeup. Not seen her myself, but liked the look of her pics, what sort of dress size would you say she is now, and is her age accurate?

Offline mrx007

Probably about size 12 and late 20's maybe.

Offline Ransom

That’s a real shame I’ve seen Bonnie before and was impressed.

However she hardly works anymore and just turns up on the odd day. It really pisses me off inaccurate service lists just put up what’s on offer then we all know where we stand it’s not that difficult.

Offline The_Don

Thanks for sharing, via this review and the warning.

Offline mrx007

She's now listed as "Dolly".

Bad review from me, countered by a fluffy positive from someone else. Now a name change.

I won't see her again.

Offline dynatron

yes saw bonnie at somewhere in mk a few yearsago-cant recall much about the punt suffice to say it wasant anything to shout about so mundane i guess