Short review here but I'm fucked off with Milton Keynes Escorts. Its the final straw so this reviewer doesn't give a fuck as I'll never use them again.
This girl:
External Link/Members OnlyWell she's getting popular now so not so easy to book, maybe due to a great review I once wrote (or not, I don't know).
Booked her at the venue near Ego so previous visitors will know where I mean. Easy to park as the car park is right there.
Here's what starts me getting pissed off: I am shown to the room in great anticipation of being blown. So I wait, 5 minutes after booking passes, wait some more, 8 minutes, 9, 10.....Bonnie comes up the stairs 12 minutes into a 30 minute booking.
In short: ask her for a BJ, she agrees to most of what I want but declines the facial finish despite it being listed as one of her "likes". Second time I've seen Bonnie and her last excuse was about having a booking straight after. Same excuse this time with some extra bullshit that just went past my ears.
I don't ask for much, just a dirty porn star blow job with messy finish. However Bonnie tried wanking me near her tits to probably do me out of the CIM and when I directed it to her mouth she kind of kept above the cock so she couldn't get her full mouth of the muck. She seemed a bit put out by the quantity of man muck expended and had to attend to cleaning it up which shouldn't have been too much of a hardship as I had 10 minutes of a fucking booking left, despite it starting 12 minutes late.
While I'm in a shit mood I'll also say she's put on a bit of weight and they're still using the old photos.
So to sum up:
Booking started 12 minutes late into a 30 minute booking.
No facial taken, CIM almost reluctant.
Booking finished 10 minutes before end, no offer of massage or anything, just "see you later punter". (She didn't actually say that, she was more pleasant than that).
Usual MKE photo misrepresentation slightly.
This isn't like my usual reviews, there's less detail and a focus on the negative points but honestly I felt like I should have stayed at home.
But there is a light at the end of the tunnel: For every punting payment wasted on a shit punt I take a little or long break from punting and save some money. I might even punt very occasionally with a guaranteed dirty oral fiend that costs more but 100% delivers (thinking maybe Cutest Lucy or someone?)
That's all for now. Fans of the girl or the establishment feel free to criticise. I'll hardly consider my feelings hurt.