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Author Topic: Do you need a shit before a punt?  (Read 10479 times)

Offline rpg

I've just been having a look on saafe and loads of the girls there say they do. I used to and put it down to nervous anticipation until I was told by a medical professional that chewing gum stimulates the bowel into action. Since then If I want to freshen my breath I use mints instead of chewing gum. No more last minute shits.

Offline brummielad83

only happened to me a couple of times i've always found a nearby supermarket toilets to go in,i'd never do it in a wgs house remember on one of my first punts the girl complaining that a previous punter had left a big log in her loo and it'd put her right off the punt,it really bothered her  :unknown:

Offline smiths

I've just been having a look on saafe and loads of the girls there say they do. I used to and put it down to nervous anticipation until I was told by a medical professional that chewing gum stimulates the bowel into action. Since then If I want to freshen my breath I use mints instead of chewing gum. No more last minute shits.

I rarely eat before a punt so mainly dont need to take a shit, i do drink plenty of Pineapple juice though so have to take a piss. ;)

Sometimes I have spicy food on the evening before or the day of punt and that can lead to some stomach urges of the nature but to date haven't had the need for relieving the emergency after I had gone out for the punt. Thank god I must say as that will be well awkward...

Offline Tailpipe

Sometimes I have spicy food on the evening before or the day of punt and that can lead to some stomach urges of the nature but to date haven't had the need for relieving the emergency after I had gone out for the punt. Thank god I must say as that will be well awkward...

And you like a nice drink sometimes before  :D :D

And you like a nice drink sometimes before  :D :D

Yeah I go drunk for every single punt to the extend of being incapable to recollect events afterwards and report minute-by-minute for my punts. I am still cursing that crazy bitch. :dash:

Offline Tailpipe

Yeah I go drunk for every single punt to the extend of being incapable to recollect events afterwards and report minute-by-minute for my punts. I am still cursing that crazy bitch. :dash:


 :D :D :D

Offline NaturalMystique

I've just been having a look on saafe and loads of the girls there say they do. I used to and put it down to nervous anticipation until I was told by a medical professional that chewing gum stimulates the bowel into action. Since then If I want to freshen my breath I use mints instead of chewing gum. No more last minute shits.

It's caused by anxiety

Offline aerofan5

OK, first time here, but I do have to make a point.

The one thing ALL woment detest in a partner is poor hygiene. Before any punt you should shower and specifically clean your butthole out, soapy finger does the job.

Dirty fingernails are a huge turn off too.


Offline smiths

Yeah I go drunk for every single punt to the extend of being incapable to recollect events afterwards and report minute-by-minute for my punts. I am still cursing that crazy bitch. :dash:

In my younger punting days i did go to every punt either pissed, stoned or both, happy days. However i said no to drugs many years ago and usually drive to my punts so wont drink alcohol so am a right straight nowadays, and it can be fucking boring sometimes. :hi:

Offline brummielad83

In my younger punting days i did go to every punt either pissed, stoned or both, happy days. However i said no to drugs many years ago and usually drive to my punts so wont drink alcohol so am a right straight nowadays, and it can be fucking boring sometimes. :hi:
at least you can remember the punt though,silver linings  ;)

Offline smiths

It's caused by anxiety

Can be caused by anxiety is more accurate. When i went to my first sex party i was feeling very anxious, in fact i was terrified but didnt need a shit. I did need to grow a pair and go for it but nearly chickened out though. :hi:

Offline smiths

at least you can remember the punt though,silver linings  ;)

Very true, i can recall my punts now, mind you with some of the absolute monsters i punted with in those days its a great advantage i cant recall them, apart from the odd horrific nightmare. :D

Offline brummielad83

Very true, i can recall my punts now, mind you with some of the absolute monsters i punted with in those days its a great advantage i cant recall them, apart from the odd horrific nightmare. :D
  :D sadly find my memories fade after a couple of months,remember the really good ones though

Being runk would only make the punt shittier for me - harder to get it up, likely to forget some shit, etc. If Im paying top money for something I prefer to be fully sober and enjoy it fully. Obviously, some retarded WGs still think Im drunk when Im sober, which Im not sure what it says about my normal self hah  :cool:

Offline rpg

OK, first time here, but I do have to make a point.

The one thing ALL woment detest in a partner is poor hygiene. Before any punt you should shower and specifically clean your butthole out, soapy finger does the job.

Dirty fingernails are a huge turn off too.

Really???? they prefer us clean do they? Thanks for the tip. Can I ask? Your opening sentence, why did you feel you needed to make the point?
Have you read anything here to suggest we're anything other than clean? Even if a shit is had before a punt I think we're mature enough to clean our arses in the shower!

Offline Festisio

OK, first time here, but I do have to make a point.

The one thing ALL woment detest in a partner is poor hygiene. Before any punt you should shower and specifically clean your butthole out, soapy finger does the job.

Dirty fingernails are a huge turn off too.

Agreed.  It doesn't matter how well one wipes their arse after crimping off a length.  There will still be a whiff of shit for anyone getting up close and personal with that general area unless it is followed by a thorough showering.

Offline Tailpipe

Agreed.  It doesn't matter how well one wipes their arse after crimping off a length.  There will still be a whiff of shit for anyone getting up close and personal with that general area unless it is followed by a thorough showering.


That post is going in the hall fame  :D :D :D :D

Offline DaveMugabe

Agreed.  It doesn't matter how well one wipes their arse after crimping off a length.  There will still be a whiff of shit for anyone getting up close and personal with that general area unless it is followed by a thorough showering.
But(t) this guy is advocating a soapy finger!!

Offline wristjob

What a sick topic. I always felt if you've had a dump without a shower since then she's going to be less keen to give you a decent BJ. Sure she might still do it - but it will probably end up with unenthusiastic handwork.

Offline rpg

Agreed.  It doesn't matter how well one wipes their arse after crimping off a length.  There will still be a whiff of shit for anyone getting up close and personal with that general area unless it is followed by a thorough showering.

For fuck's sake! I didn't start this thread to get a lecture on keeping clean!  :thumbsdown:

Offline Tailpipe

For fuck's sake! I didn't start this thread to get a lecture on keeping clean!  :thumbsdown:


Its all useful stuff RPG  :lol: LOL

Offline brummielad83

For fuck's sake! I didn't start this thread to get a lecture on keeping clean!  :thumbsdown:
hope you remember to wash behind your ears before a punt too  :crazy:

Offline Tailpipe

hope you remember to wash behind your ears before a punt too  :crazy:

And for the uncut behind the foreskin , that's where cheese is made  :D :D :D No one likes the old cheese dick FB from a WG
makes it hard to get a punt  :yahoo:

Offline brummielad83

And for the uncut behind the foreskin , that's where cheese is made  :D :D :D No one likes the old cheese dick FB from a WG
makes it hard to get a punt  :yahoo:
lol have that problem myself,bit of shower gel round the bellend and a bit of vigorous tugging sorts it  ;)  :D


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