Author Topic: Megan Deluxe' - Birmingham B16  (Read 3779 times)


18 review(s) for xMegan (10 positive, 7 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

Ming

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First noticed Megan on UKE, where there have been some lively conversations, still it did not put me off as since meeting Aaliyah last year I have enjoyed the company of the occasional young woman with a large booty, though my attraction to Aaliyah was more due to her petite under 5' structure.

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Comms: Is via an agency, the first time I have used an agency in many many years, but all straightforward and hassle free. After an initial conversation I was given the location of a Hotel on Hagley Road and asked to text on arrival.

Venue: An OK hotel on the outskirts of town, the usual amenities, no problem walking past reception as clear directions were given, the room was fairly modern with an En Suite bathroom, nice big bed, was clean and warm.

The meet: At the time of meeting Megan she had French kissing and swallow on her likes list, these have since been removed, as during the meet she declared that she did not do either, I informed her that she should consider removing them as it was advertising services she could not provide, the lack of these services did downgrade my review, as I had been expecting them, as they were advertised.

Usual magic door on arrival to be greeted by Megan in some fetching lingerie, the pictures on her profile and UKE are accurate, nice C cup boobs with nipple piercings and a chunky booty, pretty face and nice long black hair, all in all I was pleased with the young woman who greeted me.

She comes across as a little shy and you definitely have to initiate things, once my clothes were removed we retired to the bed, some chit chat, I genuinely complimented her on her appearance and initiated some fondling, which she reciprocated, when I lent in for a kiss she informed me that she does not do DFK, which was a little disappointing, nevertheless, the kissing was open mouthed, but was definitely me taking the lead.

Anyway, without going into a blow by blow account, we indulged in fondling, breast sucking, mutual masturbation before retiring into 69, she declared that she could not do deepthroat, whilst that was mostly true, she did do the occasional deep thrust and was very sloppy and sensual in her technique with little use of hands, so I rate her overall oral technique as quite good and told her so.

She has a lovely shaved pussy with a very rare landing strip in a 'Vee' shape, which was very pleasing, she was clean and responsive to my oral ministrations.
Onto sex in a variety of positions, she was very willing and accommodating to all my requests, feeling the sap rising I requested she move into my trade mark head over the bed where I asked for CIM and swallow, I duly filled her mouth, she then ran to the bathroom to spit, it was at this point she informed me she did not swallow.

I would have liked to have rated this meet as a positive, as she is a genuinely nice young lady and was very willing in most respects, but the services did not match what was on her profile at the time, so in all honesty I cannot do so.

Ming  :hi:
« Last Edit: January 18, 2018, 05:41:52 pm by Ming »

vw

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still see her pimp has GFE on the main text with no FK listed not sure how that works.  :unknown:
« Last Edit: January 18, 2018, 05:49:03 pm by vw »

Offline Adam786

@ming... do you know if aaliyah still works? Wanted to see her but she vanished as I was about to book

vw

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@ming... do you know if aaliyah still works? Wanted to see her but she vanished as I was about to book

here profile was up the other day. 

Offline dboy74

Thanks for the review, Ming.

The lack of FK and then only finding out on arrival would have had me considering walking.

Always a danger of false advertising when a pimp is involved.

Offline Wood2017

First noticed Megan on UKE, where there have been some lively conversations, still it did not put me off as since meeting Aaliyah last year I have enjoyed the company of the occasional young woman with a large booty, though my attraction to Aaliyah was more due to her petite under 5' structure.

The young woman: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Comms: Is via an agency, the first time I have used an agency in many many years, but all straightforward and hassle free. After an initial conversation I was given the location of a Hotel on Hagley Road and asked to text on arrival.

Venue: An OK hotel on the outskirts of town, the usual amenities, no problem walking past reception as clear directions were given, the room was fairly modern with an En Suite bathroom, nice big bed, was clean and warm.

The meet: At the time of meeting Megan she had French kissing and swallow on her likes list, these have since been removed, as during the meet she declared that she did not do either, I informed her that she should consider removing them as it was advertising services she could not provide, the lack of these services did downgrade my review, as I had been expecting them, as they were advertised.

Usual magic door on arrival to be greeted by Megan in some fetching lingerie, the pictures on her profile and UKE are accurate, nice C cup boobs with nipple piercings and a chunky booty, pretty face and nice long black hair, all in all I was pleased with the young woman who greeted me.

She comes across as a little shy and you definitely have to initiate things, once my clothes were removed we retired to the bed, some chit chat, I genuinely complimented her on her appearance and initiated some fondling, which she reciprocated, when I lent in for a kiss she informed me that she does not do DFK, which was a little disappointing, nevertheless, the kissing was open mouthed, but was definitely me taking the lead.

Anyway, without going into a blow by blow account, we indulged in fondling, breast sucking, mutual masturbation before retiring into 69, she declared that she could not do deepthroat, whilst that was mostly true, she did do the occasional deep thrust and was very sloppy and sensual in her technique with little use of hands, so I rate her overall oral technique as quite good and told her so.

She has a lovely shaved pussy with a very rare landing strip in a 'Vee' shape, which was very pleasing, she was clean and responsive to my oral ministrations.
Onto sex in a variety of positions, she was very willing and accommodating to all my requests, feeling the sap rising I requested she move into my trade mark head over the bed where I asked for CIM and swallow, I duly filled her mouth, she then ran to the bathroom to spit, it was at this point she informed me she did not swallow.

I would have liked to have rated this meet as a positive, as she is a genuinely nice young lady and was very willing in most respects, but the services did not match what was on her profile at the time, so in all honesty I cannot do so.

Ming  :hi:

A very fair review Ming as despite the obvious positives there were two inaccurate likelist entries in DFK and Swallow.

I did raise the question on her original UKE welcome thread whether CIM and swallow were available and whilst i never got a response the latter was gone off the like list the following day so not sure whether that prompted it's removal in part, i suppose we'll never know.

Out of interest knowing what is and in some instances isn't availabe would you return?

theblackknight

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Just had an amazing ..if not the best punt ever with the very same girl :yahoo: ...report to follow... too knacker as just got home now...  :dance: :dance:

vw

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Just had an amazing ..if not the best punt ever with the very same girl :yahoo: ...report to follow... too knacker as just got home now...  :dance: :dance:

Better then the 9.5/10 and the 10/10 in your recent reviews.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline The Owl

Cheers for the review Ming. Overpriced (so the pimp can help themselves to some of your cash) for a service that's lacking some of the stuff other escorts provide for less.

Your comments on her personality makes me think it's the pimp posting as her on UKE. Typical behaviour for a low life piece of shit.

theblackknight

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Better then the 9.5/10 and the 10/10 in your recent reviews.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
well yes! :lol: :dance: :dance:
Why do you ask?
« Last Edit: January 19, 2018, 12:20:23 am by theblackknight »

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still see her pimp has GFE on the main text with no FK listed not sure how that works.  :unknown:
looks like her pimp is right matey!... fuck she was good...
Have you met her... ?

Offline Wood2017

well yes! :lol: :dance: :dance:
Why do you ask?

I'm looking forward to seeing this review now  theblacknight :D

On a side note after VirtualWasters comment i was nosy and looked at your previous reviews and after seeing your review and her AW profile that Jordan Summers has gone straight onto my timeline, very tidy looking albeit i can't see me heading up north anytime soon.

theblackknight

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I'm looking forward to seeing this review now  theblacknight :D

On a side note after VirtualWasters comment i was nosy and looked at your previous reviews and after seeing your review and her AW profile that Jordan Summers has gone straight onto my timeline, very tidy looking albeit i can't see me heading up north anytime soon.
lol lol yes mate will get report done Asap!..... As you can see Jordan is FAF! Lol would fully urge you to get to hull lol... she has a cracking body  :yahoo:

Today however was also epic... a different more erotic punt but easy as good!

theblackknight

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As to return the courtesy I had a look at virtual wasters posts and all I can say I can't compete with that my guys got some time on his hand hahaha.   Posts: 16,716. Reviews: 34!! FUCK ! :dash: :dash: lol

theblackknight

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Better then the 9.5/10 and the 10/10 in your recent reviews.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
hi mate before I go to bed I just thought it would be good so you understand that I don't score 9 or 10 willy-nilly...
But then I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder right?



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So I guess my 9 or 10 maybe you're one who knows no accounting for Taste is there hehehe :cool:
« Last Edit: January 19, 2018, 12:47:05 am by theblackknight »

Offline Wood2017

lol lol yes mate will get report done Asap!..... As you can see Jordan is FAF! Lol would fully urge you to get to hull lol... she has a cracking body  :yahoo:

Today however was also epic... a different more erotic punt but easy as good!

Glad to hear you had a good time as it's evident from that thread you posted in my review you'd been looking for a girl of this build for some time and also the fact you'd likely travelled some distance for the booking.

You don't have to answer this and i mean no offence it's just me being nosy again but is your username a reference to your ethnicity or a play on being an anti 'whiteknight'?? I'm genuinely curious lol.

theblackknight

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 Whiteknighting is definitely a personal hate of mine I think someone needs to earn their stripes and if they are good!..

 the service should speak for itself not having somebody blowing smoke up their ass or running willy-nilly to to defend a girl because she makes your dick extra hard it that's just stupid ahah...lol...

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« Last Edit: January 19, 2018, 01:00:38 am by theblackknight »

theblackknight

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Glad to hear you had a good time as it's evident from that thread you posted in my review you'd been looking for a girl of this build for some time and also the fact you'd likely travelled some distance for the booking.

You don't have to answer this and i mean no offence it's just me being nosy again but is your username a reference to your ethnicity or a play on being an anti 'whiteknight'?? I'm genuinely curious lol.
no offence taken but... i'm also black lol ... hence my inherited desire for the pronounced gluteus maximus hahaha! :lol: :lol:... 

Offline NigelF

Well i'm just lucky I guess  :hi:

So you got DFK and she swallowed your load?

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« Last Edit: January 19, 2018, 02:29:12 am by Adam786 »

vw

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Whiteknighting is definitely a personal hate of mine I think someone needs to earn their stripes and if they are good!..

 the service should speak for itself not having somebody blowing smoke up their ass or running willy-nilly to to defend a girl because she makes your dick extra hard it that's just stupid ahah...lol...

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your posts here are white knighting this neutral, you are an embarrassment, and clearly easy to please or a liar.   :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:
« Last Edit: January 19, 2018, 04:18:06 am by vw »

Offline dboy74

Whiteknighting is definitely a personal hate of mine I think someone needs to earn their stripes and if they are good!..

 the service should speak for itself not having somebody blowing smoke up their ass or running willy-nilly to to defend a girl because she makes your dick extra hard it that's just stupid ahah...lol...

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All the things you are doing now  :rolleyes:

Ming

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@ming... do you know if aaliyah still works? Wanted to see her but she vanished as I was about to book

As VW says her profile is active again, though she is only camming now, which is a damn shame.

Ming  :hi:

Ming

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A very fair review Ming as despite the obvious positives there were two inaccurate likelist entries in DFK and Swallow.

I did raise the question on her original UKE welcome thread whether CIM and swallow were available and whilst i never got a response the latter was gone off the like list the following day so not sure whether that prompted it's removal in part, i suppose we'll never know.

Out of interest knowing what is and in some instances isn't availabe would you return?

She remains on my plan B list, whilst having my load swallowed is something I enjoy, it is not essential, however, in a GFE proper kissing is and at £130 an hour (incall) it is something I would expect. If she kissed properly then she would one to definitely return to.

Ming  :hi:

Ming

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Just had an amazing ..if not the best punt ever with the very same girl :yahoo: ...report to follow... too knacker as just got home now...  :dance: :dance:

I am sure we will all look forward to reading that...

Ming  :hi:

theblackknight

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your posts here are white knighting this neutral, you are an embarrassment, and clearly easy to please or a liar.   :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:[/quote

Virtualwaster you are quite correct I should not have been posting in this natural however neither should you!
And as for me being easy to please or a liar!... I have to disagree on both counts I'm simply honest.

But just so you know I won't reply to any more comments in this region as it is rather clear that whatever I say you clearly take exception to for some reason.
And as you rightly pointed out this is not the correct place to post my views,
Please feel free to poke fun at my tastes and my reviews as much as you like when I post them, you' will find I take very little offence, and very difficult to provoke into a semi-circle argument, to summarise I like what I like and I'm old enough to know what I like so once again take care :D :D
Have a great day :hi:
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« Last Edit: January 19, 2018, 08:20:22 am by theblackknight »

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Virtualwaster you are quite correct I should have been posting in this natural however neither should you!
And as for me being easy to please or a liar!... I have to disagree on both counts I'm simply honest.

But just so you know I won't reply to any more comments in this region as it is rather clear that whatever I say you clearly take exception to for some reason.
And as you rightly pointed out this is not the correct place to post my views,
Please feel free to poke fun at my tastes and my reviews as much as you like when I post them, you're find I take very little offence, and very difficult to provoke into a semi-circle argument, to summarise I like what I like and I'm old enough to know what I like so once again take care :D :D
Have a great day :hi:

Why would i not point out white knights being white knights?

Now you play the needy victim card how fragile are you?   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: 

thanks for exposing yourself.
« Last Edit: January 19, 2018, 08:20:17 am by vw »

theblackknight

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Why would i not point out white knights being white knights?

Now you play the needy victim card how fragile are you?   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: 

thanks for exposing yourself.
:hi:...blackknight mate :lol:
« Last Edit: January 19, 2018, 08:23:12 am by theblackknight »

vw

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:hi:...blackknight mate :lol:

coconut knight

black knight by name , white knight on the inside.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

theblackknight

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coconut knight

black knight by name , white knight on the inside.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
where is your imagination man try maybe Bountyknight...or something..lol... but here friend this is one for you literal timewaster with nearly 17000 post you would literally have time to waste the irony hey but feel free to continue wasting :lol: :lol: :lol: :wacko:

theblackknight

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Have a great day Mr waster.. I love a good bit of banter looks like I've identified you as my banter partner thank you for exposing yourself :hi:

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She remains on my plan B list, whilst having my load swallowed is something I enjoy, it is not essential, however, in a GFE proper kissing is and at £130 an hour (incall) it is something I would expect. If she kissed properly then she would one to definitely return to.

Ming  :hi:

+1 Good to read a review that isn't totally giddy about her looks and figure and gives a fair objective rating. I won't rule her out but totally agree a GFE needs a good attempt at DFK to get it going

Offline billyjo

Does this girl have injections to plump up her lips?  Certainly looks like it from her pics.  I generally tend to stay away from girls that have had enhancements as much prefer natural women. 

theblackknight

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Does this girl have injections to plump up her lips?  Certainly looks like it from her pics.  I generally tend to stay away from girls that have had enhancements as much prefer natural women.
seemed natural to me buddy but ming may have a view...  :hi:

Offline Pablo02

Does this girl have injections to plump up her lips?  Certainly looks like it from her pics.  I generally tend to stay away from girls that have had enhancements as much prefer natural women.

They are deffo fake
And imo they look terrible on her
I’ve seen her twice and will post review later on tonight. 

Ming

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Does this girl have injections to plump up her lips?  Certainly looks like it from her pics.  I generally tend to stay away from girls that have had enhancements as much prefer natural women.

I thought she was all natural..

Ming  :hi:

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They are deffo fake
And imo they look terrible on her
I’ve seen her twice and will post review later on tonight.

Some great reviews and comments on the Ming and BlackKnight threads. Lots to applaud in the photo gallery but I'm inclined to agree with Pablo, based on her photos. Definitely not BOBFOC but too fishy for my taste.

Look forward to reading your review. EM

PS. Tried my first attempt at posting an image from her AW profile to highlight my point and gave up so look at 10, 11, 15 and 16 and make up your own minds.

vw

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PS. Tried my first attempt at posting an image from her AW profile to highlight my point and gave up so look at 10, 11, 15 and 16 and make up your own minds.

Yep looks like a kipper to me

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vw

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Have a great day Mr waster.. I love a good bit of banter looks like I've identified you as my banter partner thank you for exposing yourself :hi:

ha you dumb prick good riddance to a complete white knight bellend

your shit fluffy crap reviews wont be missed

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Those kipper lips seem to be in fashion now. It distorts the natural look of girls. Sometimes when I see a new face it confuses me as to whether I’ve seen her before somewhere.
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