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4 review(s) for Jasmin blond massage (0 positive, 1 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline iibleys

To coin a term using a Basketball analogy, this was a straight "swish negative"  :thumbsdown: negative without even touching the rim (pun intended). :D

External Link/Members Only
07473450239

30mins £40

Service: Massage with HE (i use the term happy loosely)

Comms: Good, done over text. Sent postcode and house number when i was on the road.

Location: Semi-detached house in a completely residential area. Its sort of nestled in the back roads between Tesco and the Civic Center. Would probably be a 10/12min walk from both. Public transport would be a nuisance, closest station is either Harrow on the Hill or Harrow & Wealdstone, both more than 15mins walk. Buses only available on the main roads, Harrow View or Station Road, again would be 10min walk. Parking is permit holders from 8am to 6pm i believe so if you went between those hours you would have to park in Tesco. I went late so didn't have an issue. She doesn't seem like shes helpful enough to tell you that in advance either, so be warned.

She shares the house with a number of ppl, non of whom are WG's and apparently some don't approve of what she does. Her room is towards the back of the house off the kitchen, an extended area on the side of the kitchen which most would use as a utility area. Suffice to say its tiny. 1.5m by 3m which is doubles as a "kitchenette"/massage area. Her room is behind that. I didn't see the room or the bathroom.

The massage table is butt up against the wall on two sides, which means if you laying down on your front she can only access from your left and feet. Its really not fit for purpose at all.  :thumbsdown:

Girl: As some have written in previous reviews, not attractive. The profile pics are extremely flattering and you would probably not recognise her from them, but non the less, they are of her. She's probably 5'3, curvy (although she remained fully clothed), 34C sounds about right and i would put her age closer to early to mid 40's. She's rather rigid, business like and unfriendly.

Meet: I arrived on time at the road and found parking fairly easily as it was late. I called her and she said she would text me the number and after 4min she did. Luckily i had parked only a few houses away. She was standing at the door in leggings and a jacket indicating with her finger on her lips for me to be quiet. I thought it a bit strange at first but figured it was a residential neighborhood so that was why... but then then don't stand there with the door wide open either  :wacko:

As i walked in she rushed me into the house, towards the back to her room and quickly closed the door behind us. It was then i realised what was going on. Just as we got in a couple of guys came into the kitchen to do the dishes and i knew this was going to be shit one :dash:

Now at this point normally i would have walked, but her being very local to me i wanted to try out her massage leaving all the other shit to one side. I thought if she can deliver a decent enough massage then i can use her bit more regularly after a gym session.

What proceeded should not really be described as a massage but rather a rub down. There was no communication as to what type of massage i would like or how hard i would like it or if there's any particular areas of focus etc... questions most masseuses ask. She used cold cream and not oil, which i hate. The table only had a towel on it and not the disposable tissue paper everyone else uses, so my face was literally on the pvc and i had to ask for a cussion so i didnt end up with a red mark on my forehead. There was no CC swipes or any type of sensual touching. Her phone kept ringing and only after the third or forth time did she turn it off. After turning over she went straight for cock, without rubbing any of the front. The hand job was fairly brutal, no technique short of just gripping hard and pumping. She allowed me to touch her ass and breasts over her clothes, tits were a nice handful. I didn't even cum properly because she was holding it so hard and she continued to pump a sensitive cock rather than gently milking it at the end. She then gave me a load of tissues paper and wet wipes, and said clean yourself up, while she went to wash her hand in a sink not 2 feet away.

Also i noticed when i got back in the car she had short changed me at least 10mins in that it was bang on 30min mark. So the 4mins she was late, the time for me to enter and get undressed and then clean up and get dressed all exactly 30mins.

Overall: Complete shite really!  :angry: I have no idea why her phone was going off so much  :unknown: She writes on her profile that she offers extras and i read somewhere that she does sex for an extra £30. I would never pay that.

Her rates are pretty standard and you can go into most massage shops pay £25 for half hour or £40 for an hour receive a reasonable massage, pay the girl an extra £20 and get a HJ for the near enough the same price.

This ones definitely one to avoid guys.
« Last Edit: January 15, 2018, 01:22:56 am by iibleys »

Offline cotton

Thanks for review. Shes close to me and within my price range and was under consideration. I always assume these massage girls will do the business but reading her profile it really does seem she is basically just a massage with HE SP and going by your review shes not even very good at that. Good to know she one to steer clear of.

Offline lewishamguy

....
She shares the house with a number of ppl, non of whom are WG's and apparently some don't approve of what she does.....



Did they confront her while she was massaging you? 

:sarcastic:

Offline punk

To coin a term using a Basketball analogy, this was a straight "swish negative"  :thumbsdown: negative without even touching the rim (pun intended). :D

External Link/Members Only
07473450239

30mins £40

Service: Massage with HE (i use the term happy loosely)


This ones definitely one to avoid guys.

What a truly shit experience. I think she has been around for years,offering F/S. Punters complained about her even on AW under one of her old profiles.

Offline Sudawrirfwa

Sounds like you had a terrible time OP, I personally avoid massages, I’d prefer to go to a proper WG who is open about the services they provide

Offline riker

Many thanks for your review, i was considering her but no longer.

 :drinks:

Offline iibleys

Sounds like you had a terrible time OP, I personally avoid massages, I’d prefer to go to a proper WG who is open about the services they provide

I understand your point, but i really enjoy massages and like to try masseuses that offer a little extra, rather than WG that claim to do massage. 9 times out of 10 i dont want sex with the masseuse, unless shes exceptionally hot, otherwise im quite content with massage and HE.

This one was not a masseuse by any stretch of the imagination just a lady who probably hates what she does but is too lazy to do anything else. The massage is a way to increase the money shes charging. If she was only offering sex she be in the £50 for h/h and £60/£70 hour price bracket. This way she lures punters in then offers them sex for an additional £30, making her £70 h/h and £90 hour, one pop, no oral, no kissing, no RO, NO EFFORT!   

Total con artist in my opinion.
« Last Edit: January 16, 2018, 11:29:10 am by iibleys »

Offline Foxtail17

To coin a term using a Basketball analogy, this was a straight "swish negative"  :thumbsdown: negative without even touching the rim (pun intended). :D

External Link/Members Only
07473450239

30mins £40

Service: Massage with HE (i use the term happy loosely)

Comms: Good, done over text. Sent postcode and house number when i was on the road.

Location: Semi-detached house in a completely residential area. Its sort of nestled in the back roads between Tesco and the Civic Center. Would probably be a 10/12min walk from both. Public transport would be a nuisance, closest station is either Harrow on the Hill or Harrow & Wealdstone, both more than 15mins walk. Buses only available on the main roads, Harrow View or Station Road, again would be 10min walk. Parking is permit holders from 8am to 6pm i believe so if you went between those hours you would have to park in Tesco. I went late so didn't have an issue. She doesn't seem like shes helpful enough to tell you that in advance either, so be warned.

She shares the house with a number of ppl, non of whom are WG's and apparently some don't approve of what she does. Her room is towards the back of the house off the kitchen, an extended area on the side of the kitchen which most would use as a utility area. Suffice to say its tiny. 1.5m by 3m which is doubles as a "kitchenette"/massage area. Her room is behind that. I didn't see the room or the bathroom.

The massage table is butt up against the wall on two sides, which means if you laying down on your front she can only access from your left and feet. Its really not fit for purpose at all.  :thumbsdown:

Girl: As some have written in previous reviews, not attractive. The profile pics are extremely flattering and you would probably not recognise her from them, but non the less, they are of her. She's probably 5'3, curvy (although she remained fully clothed), 34C sounds about right and i would put her age closer to early to mid 40's. She's rather rigid, business like and unfriendly.

Meet: I arrived on time at the road and found parking fairly easily as it was late. I called her and she said she would text me the number and after 4min she did. Luckily i had parked only a few houses away. She was standing at the door in leggings and a jacket indicating with her finger on her lips for me to be quiet. I thought it a bit strange at first but figured it was a residential neighborhood so that was why... but then then don't stand there with the door wide open either  :wacko:

As i walked in she rushed me into the house, towards the back to her room and quickly closed the door behind us. It was then i realised what was going on. Just as we got in a couple of guys came into the kitchen to do the dishes and i knew this was going to be shit one :dash:

Now at this point normally i would have walked, but her being very local to me i wanted to try out her massage leaving all the other shit to one side. I thought if she can deliver a decent enough massage then i can use her bit more regularly after a gym session.

What proceeded should not really be described as a massage but rather a rub down. There was no communication as to what type of massage i would like or how hard i would like it or if there's any particular areas of focus etc... questions most masseuses ask. She used cold cream and not oil, which i hate. The table only had a towel on it and not the disposable tissue paper everyone else uses, so my face was literally on the pvc and i had to ask for a cussion so i didnt end up with a red mark on my forehead. There was no CC swipes or any type of sensual touching. Her phone kept ringing and only after the third or forth time did she turn it off. After turning over she went straight for cock, without rubbing any of the front. The hand job was fairly brutal, no technique short of just gripping hard and pumping. She allowed me to touch her ass and breasts over her clothes, tits were a nice handful. I didn't even cum properly because she was holding it so hard and she continued to pump a sensitive cock rather than gently milking it at the end. She then gave me a load of tissues paper and wet wipes, and said clean yourself up, while she went to wash her hand in a sink not 2 feet away.

Also i noticed when i got back in the car she had short changed me at least 10mins in that it was bang on 30min mark. So the 4mins she was late, the time for me to enter and get undressed and then clean up and get dressed all exactly 30mins.

Overall: Complete shite really!  :angry: I have no idea why her phone was going off so much  :unknown: She writes on her profile that she offers extras and i read somewhere that she does sex for an extra £30. I would never pay that.

Her rates are pretty standard and you can go into most massage shops pay £25 for half hour or £40 for an hour receive a reasonable massage, pay the girl an extra £20 and get a HJ for the near enough the same price.

This ones definitely one to avoid guys.

I think she has had a few places over London in the last year. I called her when she was in poplar but she didn’t pick up. Sent a text saying time I wanted and got a reply 3 days later asking if I still wanted to visit.

Thanks for the review, I am sometimes up near Harrow and would have been tempted as a plan D

Offline Sudawrirfwa

I understand your point, but i really enjoy massages and like to try masseuses that offer a little extra, rather than WG that claim to do massage. 9 times out of 10 i dont want sex with the masseuse, unless shes exceptionally hot, otherwise im quite content with massage and HE.

This one was not a masseuse by any stretch of the imagination just a lady who probably hates what she does but is too lazy to do anything else. The massage is a way to increase the money shes charging. If she was only offering sex she be in the £50 for h/h and £60/£70 hour price bracket. This way she lures punters in then offers them sex for an additional £30, making her £70 h/h and £90 hour, one pop, no oral, no kissing, no RO, NO EFFORT!   

Total con artist in my opinion.

Fair enough, each to their own I guess. Harrow isn’t the best place to punt anyway, it used to be when the Polish WGs were around but now it’s just all Romanians. The only time I punt in Harrow is if there’s a decent WG touring in the area.

Offline iibleys

Fair enough, each to their own I guess. Harrow isn’t the best place to punt anyway, it used to be when the Polish WGs were around but now it’s just all Romanians. The only time I punt in Harrow is if there’s a decent WG touring in the area.

Before my time unfortunately... i started punting fairly recently and this is my experience to date  :(

Your are right though, Harrow appears to be drying out even further. I think it will be interesting to see what happens, maybe we will be left with a better concentration of decent SP's... that or girls like this will get more business simply due to necessity.

Offline Monger2468

Thanks for the review and shame about your experience.

I also recall her advertising on AW a while back and thinking perhaps I should give it a bosch.

I didn't, and the next time I blooming saw her was not on spread eagled in an Ad, but in my fooking gym. Bold as brass. To be fair, this was a good few years ago and she actually looked ok and pretty slim. She looks like she's put on a bit of timber recently both on the body and face. I think this was down to her pulling weights rather than doing what most birds would do, cardio. Anyway, thanks for the review and better bosching next time!

Offline SamLP

I had a massage from her around a year ago.
Average massage, average HJ, and haven't returned. She was in Preston Road back then.

I do remember she used to escort but I never booked her because she didn't offer FK.
I did ask her about it and she mentioned that she hated escorting and is much happier providing a massage service.
The only extra she will provide is oral, and I can't remember how much extra it would be, but FS is off the menu as she doesn't like having sex apparently. All in all, someone who seems to hate the trade, so is doing the bare minimum.

Offline iibleys

I had a massage from her around a year ago.
Average massage, average HJ, and haven't returned. She was in Preston Road back then.

I do remember she used to escort but I never booked her because she didn't offer FK.
I did ask her about it and she mentioned that she hated escorting and is much happier providing a massage service.
The only extra she will provide is oral, and I can't remember how much extra it would be, but FS is off the menu as she doesn't like having sex apparently. All in all, someone who seems to hate the trade, so is doing the bare minimum.

She's talking shit, if you don't like it, don't do it!! certainly don't rip people off by selling something you can't deliver... there's plenty of women that do only massage with HE, and charge less than her. i will do a review of one i visited recently and one im planning on visiting soon, once iv seen her.

They're able to retain clients because of their skills as a masseuse, attitude and professionalism. If she had any of these she wouldn't need to provide FS.
« Last Edit: January 17, 2018, 06:45:58 pm by iibleys »

Offline SamLP

She's talking shit, if you don't like it, don't do it!! certainly don't rip people off by selling something you can't deliver... there's plenty of women that do only massage with HE, and charge less than her. i will do a review of one i visited recently and one im planning on visiting soon, once iv seen her.

They're able to retain clients because of their skills as a masseuse, attitude and professionalism. If she had any of these she wouldn't need to provide FS.
Erm.. she hasn't offered FS for nearly 2 years as far as I'm aware, so yep she isn't doing nor is she ripping people off as FS isn't on offer.

As for her massage skills. That's what these forums are for. To review and warn others that the service isn't all that.

Online sparkus

She was once near me but was quite abrupt on the phone and when she texted the postcode I saw it was a seriously rough block of flats (as in down a dark cul de sac full of cars on bricks etc.) so I gave it a miss.

Offline iibleys

Erm.. she hasn't offered FS for nearly 2 years as far as I'm aware, so yep she isn't doing nor is she ripping people off as FS isn't on offer.

As for her massage skills. That's what these forums are for. To review and warn others that the service isn't all that.

I think your misinformed, shes escorting again, read her profile. Also the following review by ladcameo:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=174276.0

This is my point, that she's having to offer escorting because her massage and attitude is not good enough to stand solo, yet advertising herself as a masseuse and charging high rates for massage and sex, yet not delivering in either category. In my book that's ripping people off.     

Offline SamLP

I think your misinformed, shes escorting again, read her profile. Also the following review by ladcameo:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=174276.0

This is my point, that she's having to offer escorting because her massage and attitude is not good enough to stand solo, yet advertising herself as a masseuse and charging high rates for massage and sex, yet not delivering in either category. In my book that's ripping people off.   
Ah I see. Didn’t realise she was back offering sex. No fk or owo though. Yep, guess massage isn’t working for her so she must have started offering sex again, albeit a mechanical service. One to avoid IMO.

Offline punk

I had a massage from her around a year ago.
Average massage, average HJ, and haven't returned. She was in Preston Road back then.

I do remember she used to escort but I never booked her because she didn't offer FK.
I did ask her about it and she mentioned that she hated escorting and is much happier providing a massage service.
The only extra she will provide is oral, and I can't remember how much extra it would be, but FS is off the menu as she doesn't like having sex apparently. All in all, someone who seems to hate the trade, so is doing the bare minimum.

What a truly shit experience. I think she has been around for years,offering F/S. Punters complained about her even on AW under one of her old profiles.

She use to have a couple of blokes on the sofa,watching TV,when a punter came to see her a few years ago. I think he either complain about it on here or AW.

Offline lewishamguy

She use to have a couple of blokes on the sofa,watching TV,when a punter came to see her a few years ago. I think he either complain about it on here or AW.

It could be her pimp/boyfriend was watching tv and monitoring punters.  :sarcastic:

Bangkok999

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Hi all

Would avoid at all costs. Luckily didn’t even make it to see her as comma went pear shaped! Luckily didnt get as far as making a visit. Since reading the previous reviews clearly one to avoid and her comma and tirade of abuse via text sums up what’s to be expected. Plenty of other classy and pleasant SPs around.

Cheers

JAG4555

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glad i read this. i was just about to see her

Offline Jimmy321

I saw he at the end of last year and she's fat ugly and sloppy hi. Great tits which I payed extra to reveal

Online sparkus

I saw he at the end of last year and she's fat ugly and sloppy hi. Great tits which I payed extra to reveal

Fat, ugly and great tits?!

Offline newbody

I had a luck escape back in 04-Dec-2016, when I could not find the address when she was working at Bromley-by-Bow:

When I get the street name of a punting location I look it up on an A-Z (do you remember them?).  99% of the time I can find a place but once I did not manage to find a place because it was in an obscure location and when the girl phoned me to see if I was in the area, I mentioned the name a block of flats that I was standing outside of and she just laughed and said that is not the correct location and put the phone down.  10 minutes later she sent me this message:

"all my clients can find my place!!!!I knew it u are a timewaister motherfucker dickhead looser!"  (her spelling).

I did actually find the place after she sent the message, but then I reckon I had a narrow escape from a cruel, unhelpful bitch.

Online Trex

I had a luck escape back in 04-Dec-2016, when I could not find the address when she was working at Bromley-by-Bow:

When I get the street name of a punting location I look it up on an A-Z (do you remember them?).  99% of the time I can find a place but once I did not manage to find a place because it was in an obscure location and when the girl phoned me to see if I was in the area, I mentioned the name a block of flats that I was standing outside of and she just laughed and said that is not the correct location and put the phone down.  10 minutes later she sent me this message:

"all my clients can find my place!!!!I knew it u are a timewaister motherfucker dickhead looser!"  (her spelling).

I did actually find the place after she sent the message, but then I reckon I had a narrow escape from a cruel, unhelpful bitch.

I remember her back in 2012, yes she been doing this for a while she was doing escort service not massage service back then.
Anyway I spoke to her on her phone I can't remember the conversation was but I remember she was extremely rude to me and hang up on me.

Yeah I would say you dodge the bullet on her.

I'm surprised that she still in this business it's a mystery to me.

« Last Edit: December 29, 2018, 10:20:23 pm by Trex »

Offline punk

I remember her back in 2012, yes she been doing this for a while she was doing escort service not massage service back then.
Anyway I spoke to her on her phone I can't remember the conversation was but I remember she was extremely rude to me and hang up on me.

Yeah I would say you dodge the bullet on her.

I'm surprised that she still in this business it's a mystery to me.

Unfortunately she changes profiles and some punters /newbies put up with bollocks from burnt out delusional prossies.  :crazy: