PETRA PORN X, 2nd visit - Tottenham

[kefcseries]

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30 mins @ £60

Change of venue from my first visit, residential house in Tottenham, quiet street, comms all by text.

Anyway, let’s get to it - this girl used every trick in the book to waste time and do as little as possible.

Same cool almost frosty greeting as last time except on this visit the coolness never dropped, I imagine this is her normal mode of operation. Paid up and she disappeared to stash the cash, returned and first thing she did was set the timer on her phone for (I presume) 30 mins. Got undressed and immediately she reached for the bottle of baby lotion,

“I give you massage!”

What? I looked at her like she was joking but no, she’s deadly serious. Okay I’ll play, 5 mins max then we’re moving on. Of course she tried to prolong this time wasting tactic until I called a halt to it.

Next she moved onto OWO which started slow and teasing but increasingly became more of a fast hard HJ than anything else And her so tactics became clear, she’s trying to make me bust and get me out the door, pretty sure it’s a cum once policy. Before the friction burns set in I found myself again calling a halt to this nonsense and told her to get a condom.

Next tactic, it’s a ribbed condom and she doesn’t use lube - the result of which is I can only achieve minimal penetration, barely the tip. She straddles me CG and pretty much just bounces on the bed with her knees. Clearly this isn’t going to work so I suggest we change to mish,

“No, it’s too big”

Really? It wasn’t too big last time. Someone call the British Medical Journal, man’s penis grows larger in 4 week period. Let’s try doggy,

“No”

Why not?

And it was here she looked me square in the eyes and dropped her Royal Flush on me,

“Sorry I don’t understand (English)”

Obviously she didn’t recognise me from previously or she would have remembered we’d had reasonable conversation, in English as I’m sure I don’t speak Hungarian. So now every suggestion I made was met with “Sorry I don’t understand”, this lie must have come out of her mouth at least 10 times before I gave up, complete stonewall.

The timer went off and no progress had been made, she offered a HJ to finish but fuck that I was already reaching for my boxers.

Just as I’m ready to leave, the final piss take - without me asking she tells me in perfect English how she’ll be available until the end of the week, she’s going away over xmas and new year and will be back on whatever date in January. I bit my tongue and stepped.


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[peter purves]

...o I suggest we change to mish,

“No, it’s too big”

Really? It wasn’t too big last time. Someone call the British Medical Journal, man’s penis grows larger in 4 week period. Let’s try doggy,

“No”

Why not?

And it was here she looked me square in the eyes and dropped her Royal Flush on me,

“Sorry I don’t understand (English)”

 Obviously she didn’t recognise me from previously or she would have remembered we’d had reasonable conversation, in English

Sorry to hear mate!

I have been on the end of the same thing more than once - where the WG says she has never met you before etc etc and usually it ends up as a bad punt.  They remember okay!! 

I've always put this phenomena as one of those 'quirks' of punting almost like 'You've Been Framed' tv show 

[DylanPerry]

Really? It wasn’t too big last time. Someone call the British Medical Journal, man’s penis grows larger in 4 week period.

Possibly the funniest thing I've ever read on here.

Obviously she didn’t recognise me from previously or she would have remembered we’d had reasonable conversation, in English as I’m sure I don’t speak Hungarian. So now every suggestion I made was met with “Sorry I don’t understand”, this lie must have come out of her mouth at least 10 times before I gave up, complete stonewall.
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Just as I’m ready to leave, the final piss take - without me asking she tells me in perfect English how she’ll be available until the end of the week, she’s going away over xmas and new year and will be back on whatever date in January. I bit my tongue and stepped.

Absolute prossie fxckery. Funny enough I touched on this ploy in a review I did this week--

- Also noted her English was perfectly fine. Both during the booking and before. Comms mentioned at the start where I rang her when lost...literally perfectly explained instructions lol (regardless of their English...women are meant to be terrible at instructions! jk, not jk), and believe me it's somewhat of a maze there. Does she feign her English speaking/understanding to dampen punts, make requests difficult when she wants? C'est possible.

Sorry you had a bad punt, hope you have a good'un soon 

[mrhappypants]

Kefcseries, Thanks - you did warn us in your first review and, looking at the pictures, I can see why you went back. 

I contacted Petra after Kefcseries’ review and was very fortunate that she gave the Elthorne Road address in Crouch Hill.  I had a very close call at this location the previous week and refused to see her when I got the address.   Kefcseries’ aside, a bit of research on here reveals that the review record of various girls at this location is just damning.

I am publishing road name as an explicit warning - avoid.

[Brazilian Martian]

Fucking bitch i hope this negative effects her business, this is not a good look at all.

[tantraman]

Thanks for the update, kefcseries! And thanks for the further intel, MHP! That's one less on my Hot List.

[kefcseries]

The crazy thing about this meet was her giving me her Xmas schedule as though I'd be coming back for more. Probably thought she could see "gullible dickhead" written on my forehead.

[DylanPerry]

You'd be suprised how many punters jump back into the same fire that burned them, for one reason or t'other.