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Author Topic: Suzy Cortez - Miss Bumbum - Mayfair  (Read 6685 times)


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Offline farride

The girl

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Location
a few min walk from Green park station in Mayfair. Easy enough to find. Intercom system to go up. Nice building and very nice apartment. The nicest WG apartment I've been in.

Comms
I'd tried on a few occasions previously to arrange a booking but never amounted to anything. This day she text back straight away and was easy enough to arrange after that. Complete luck of the draw.

Looks
She's stunning. She looks exactly like she does in her numerous photo shoots and pics online. Very attractive, body super tight and toned, phenomenal bum. She also knows how to work it and is very sexy with it.

The meet
I'd read the many other reviews on her and was ready for what was about to happen. She kissed me on the cheek and grabbed my cock on entry, then told me to follow her to the bedroom. She was scatty as fuck from the start, talking about random shit, writhing around on the bed, getting up to help me undress then dancing around. All over the place. I just went with it. We sorted out the cash, £120 including anal. Told me her pussy was off limits, in fact she told me she was a virgin there! I burst out laughing. Then she said no "just for boyfriend", i didn't mind too much if it meant I got to fuck that amazing ass. She told me to massage her bum and splashed some oil over it. I obliged. I wanted to explore her body and play with those titties. She would move my hands often. I asked for RO. She said it wasn't possible. Also couldn't play with her pussy and she'd wriggle away when I tried to slip a finger up her ass. She would keep wriggling away and moving around, changing position. All over the place. I was up for going with the flow but she seemed even more scatty than I was expecting and it got pretty annoying not being able to enjoy that body of hers. She was rushing through everything. Her OWO was good, not much eye contact though. She did get on her back at one point, told me to mount her and oiled up her tits for a tit wank while sucking the tip. The sight of this was getting me hard. She then grabbed my hand and put it on the back of her head to face fuck her. By this time I was ready to slip in so on with the dom and she guided me in. Complaining that it was too big but we persevered. She stopped a few times claiming it was too big and at one point even said no more and I'd have to finish myself as she couldn't take it anymore and she had a busy day of clients. She also kept saying how for this money she was essentially doing me a favour and it had to be a super quick thing. I would also steer it back to a more jokey tone and we would carry on as I could sense that it could easily go south quick if I were to argue too much. Managed to eventually plough her hard from behind up against the headboard before getting her through much cajoling to suck me off and play with my ass to a very nice finish on her face. She offered me a shower and was chatty about her life, showed me her playboy magazine. She was actually nice to chat to. I took everything she said with a big pinch of salt. She suggested I look like David Beckham and then even said she'd fucked him! Twice! At least she made me laugh a lot.

Conclusion
So despite how this may read, I had a really good time with the hottest chick I've ever escorted with. All the services she provided felt fucking amazing and the memories of that punt will stay with me for a long time. But as for the amount of services on offer, and whether you actually get to choose what happens seems very much up for debate.

As always I'd rate it based on would I recommend her to other people. So gotta be a neutral. For the guys that just want to fuck one of the hottest escorts for a not astronomical rate, I'd say give it a go. And I don't think the reviews would put them off anyway. For anyone expecting to choose what may or more importantly may not happen, then give her a pass.

vt

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Wow, she sounds like hard work!!   :wackogirl:

But at least we now know why Posh always looks so glum!!  :sarcastic:


Offline sly ol fox

Yea I know what you mean by her being scatty, she was a little like it when I met her, but not as much as you experienced.
And her pussy wasn't of limit when I saw her, I would av walked if she told me that.
I keep txting her hoping I can get another go on her but she never txts me back, but after this review I think I'll keep my doe.

Offline grandaddybadman

The hottest chicks are always the biggest dickheads. I'm glad I am retired, she is too crazy and unreliable to get me out of retirement. 
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Offline last_days_of_logan

Sounds like a negative if i am honest

Something else....she may say that pussy is off limits but what if the size she has to deal is really big...? she gonna do anal then? if not do you think she would give you your money back?

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Glad you had a good time, but for me her scatty attitude and possibly deliberate evading tactics would make this a negative.

She is hot, though, so can understand why you were tempted. But personally, I would prefer someone who was not so good looking
but provided a better service, so I didn't feel cheated. Each to his own though. Cheers for the review!

Offline Bassman

Sounds like a negative if i am honest

Something else....she may say that pussy is off limits but what if the size she has to deal is really big...? she gonna do anal then? if not do you think she would give you your money back?

What if she didn’t have the extra £20 for anal? What if anal wasn’t his thing.....

From previous reviews she has allowed RO, she has allowed both anal and vaginal penetration etc. Either she was on her reds or, seeing as she’s so scatty, changes things on the fly.

Offline last_days_of_logan

What if she didn’t have the extra £20 for anal? What if anal wasn’t his thing.....

From previous reviews she has allowed RO, she has allowed both anal and vaginal penetration etc. Either she was on her reds or, seeing as she’s so scatty, changes things on the fly.

inconsistent service supreme

Offline Brazilian Martian

I wonder if this will bring back her tout and chief white knight Sunil_N also her other defender and spokesman Honestpunter  :sarcastic:

Offline Gentlelovemaking

This review is hilarious, Suzy is something else.  :lol:

Offline Link7

What if she didn’t have the extra £20 for anal? What if anal wasn’t his thing.....

From previous reviews she has allowed RO, she has allowed both anal and vaginal penetration etc. Either she was on her reds or, seeing as she’s so scatty, changes things on the fly.

So basically
She didn't let him hit the pussy and complained about taking it up the ass
Didn't allow RO
Didn't allow fingering
Kept moving his hands and wriggling away when he tried to touch her
Chatted his time away
But still got away with a neutral

I honestly think she could offer non-sexual meets and dudes would keep visiting :sarcastic: guys are just happy to meet a UKP 'celebrity' at this point

Offline Brazilian Martian

So basically
She didn't let him hit the pussy and complained about taking it up the ass
Didn't allow RO
Didn't allow fingering
Kept moving his hands and wriggling away when he tried to touch her
Chatted his time away
But still got away with a neutral

I honestly think she could offer non-sexual meets and dudes would keep visiting :sarcastic: guys are just happy to meet a UKP 'celebrity' at this point
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Stalinator

A negative all day long with me.

Offline grandaddybadman

So basically
She didn't let him hit the pussy and complained about taking it up the ass
Didn't allow RO
Didn't allow fingering
Kept moving his hands and wriggling away when he tried to touch her
Chatted his time away
But still got away with a neutral

I honestly think she could offer non-sexual meets and dudes would keep visiting :sarcastic: guys are just happy to meet a UKP 'celebrity' at this point

She is a genius, a part of me would even say she is a genius con artist.

Punting, especially in London is in a terrible state because of a huge number of us guys being pushovers and being prepared to pay these inflated prices for limited services with women over 26 years old. Punting is a joke :D
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Offline BillGoldberg

She is a genius, a part of me would even say she is a genius con artist.

Punting, especially in London is in a terrible state because of a huge number of us guys being pushovers and being prepared to pay these inflated prices for limited services with women over 26 years old. Punting is a joke :D

Genius ?

If by 'genius' you mean 'a lazy scammer using her ass and looks to con the gullible and cuntstruck out of their cash with woefully substandard non-service and excuses' then yeah I agree, she's a 'genius'
« Last Edit: January 12, 2018, 05:55:51 am by BillGoldberg »

Offline king tarzan

Hotter women than her who are cheaper and give full on gfe..

This whore gives shit service and still makes money...

I was tempted once.. read reviews and thought no way what a fucken bitch RIP OFF!!
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Offline BillGoldberg

Hotter women than her who are cheaper and give full on gfe..

This whore gives shit service and still makes money...

I was tempted once.. read reviews and thought no way what a fucken bitch RIP OFF!!

The single most sensible thing I've ever seen you write on here  :scare: :scare:

New Years resolution ?

 :sarcastic: :thumbsup:

blackmamba75

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Just texted her and she offered me vaginal and anal for 120/30 min, so I guess she’s no longer saving her pussy for the boyfriend  :lol: :lol:

I’m tempted because she’s so insanely hot but not ready to put up with spotty service so I think I may pass.

Saw her advertising on other sites for as high as 600 pounds :lol:

Offline Bassman

So basically
She didn't let him hit the pussy and complained about taking it up the ass
Didn't allow RO
Didn't allow fingering
Kept moving his hands and wriggling away when he tried to touch her
Chatted his time away
But still got away with a neutral

I honestly think she could offer non-sexual meets and dudes would keep visiting :sarcastic: guys are just happy to meet a UKP 'celebrity' at this point

Yep, negative all day. As I said in my review, I wouldn’t waste my time with heading down there specifically for her. If I’m in the area for other reasons then I may have tried my luck. But more and more I’m thinking if I did get lucky and see her, I’d be pissed if all the above happened lol. So even though I’m probably down there very soon, I won’t be calling lol.

Let’s not start that celebrity chat again lol but imo celebrity is a good way of putting it. But, she’s a stunner and will have no shortage of guys calling her and be happy to just get what they are given.


Offline YoungBrom

Look at the ones that got banned on this thread

Offline Brazilian Martian

Look at the ones that got banned on this thread

At least two other guys have been banned or temporary banned for touting suzy and trying their best to sabotage negative reviews.

Offline grandaddybadman

Genius ?

If by 'genius' you mean 'a lazy scammer using her ass and looks to con the gullible and cuntstruck out of their cash with woefully substandard non-service and excuses' then yeah I agree, she's a 'genius'

your description is more correct and less diplomatic. :hi:
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Offline bbz123

Haha this review defo reminds me of my experience with her. She is mental, but hot as fuck. I had similar issues cajooling her to bend over and sit tight while I fucked her. Luckily her pussy wasn't off limits, although she did try to steer me towards her asshole. She is an experience for sure.

DylanPerry

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This review is hilarious, Suzy is something else.  :lol:

I think this says it best lol


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This article makes me laugh, I wonder if punters have been on aggregate better in the sack for her than footballers? lol
She gets a fair bit of tabloid coverage...never been outed for selling pussy lol. Imagine how many of her 'fans' don't know that they could get some for just over a bill.
With cases like this it always makes me laugh as I imagine "back home" with her 'celebrity status' from BumBum she's seen as a socialite type that the average Joe could never imagine himself getting. Come to London and that's not the case...lol.



Saw her advertising on other sites for as high as 600 pounds :lol:
You know what...to be fair you see those prices, especially on the two 'sugar' sites (not sure if I can name them in full on here due to touting rules etc), for chicks who have done a few FakeHub porn. Given her following you could make an argument she's more worthy of those prices.

Having said that, I personally find her face quite munter-ish, but I guess most blokes aren't looking at the face!


Offline Js12299

Very tempting despite the negativity. Purely because of that ass

Offline king tarzan

Very tempting despite the negativity. Purely because of that ass

And the service you will get is what comes out of it!!

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Tom.steer

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And fake updates with fake locations. She was on admiral website @600+ quid an hour. 😂

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« Last Edit: January 13, 2018, 11:29:09 pm by Tom.steer »

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Offline tobyk1

Very tempting despite the negativity. Purely because of that ass

Agreed.
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