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Offline NightKid

By the way... NK how the hell do you shave your bollocks? I tried and I don't find it easy. Too scared to cause some injury there. The skin is not smooth enough for a blade to go there

Make it smoother by stretching it, e.g. hold it up or a little tug on little boy blue.  :D
Additionally, I find myself less likely to get nicked while shaving under running water than with using shaving cream.

Edit: Oh, that and learning to ignore pesky, short single strands of hair.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2013, 04:01:26 PM by NightKid »

Offline aardvark

I keep my balls shaved and do so within about 24 hours prior to a punt. I keep the rest of my pubic hair trimmed as short asI can get away with (in case 'er indoors should unexpectedly investigate).  My smooth balls have been commented upon on more than one occasion by girls I see. Ultimately, if you want deepthroat bj or having your nuts sucked etc. you have to make it as easy/pleasant for a girl as you can. It is not a case of 'I pay the money, I should get what I want'. I am sure that none of us would expect the same service if we turned up unwashed and with bad breath as if we had taken some time with personal hygiene.  How many of us would refuse to shower if we were asked to do so (provided that it didn't come out of our time of course)?

Offline aardvark

P.S. Shaving foam or gel on the nuts doesn't help at all.....!!   :thumbsup:

Offline NightKid

P.S. Shaving foam or gel on the nuts doesn't help at all.....!!   :thumbsup:

Indeed. I'd even go a step further and say it makes the whole thing worse, because it turns the surface of my man-pouches from smooth to silky ... and 'tis then where razors will do diddly squat.

Offline aardvark

Tbh, I dry shave first as water tends to make the pesky little blighters (pubes) pass under the blades without them being cut at all.

Offline serge

 Here we have a thread ,where men discuss their manscaping regime they undergo for a whore they shell their wages out for :wackogirl:...It's sad really what men have been turned into, blasted with feminist propaganda from an early age and then when older blasted by cynical corporate propaganda to buy their male beauty products and undergo surgeries for the most obsessed with seeking female approval.

But this, puts the tin lid on it, a whore should be grateful you shower, wipe your arse  don't beat her up or stick it up her arrse without lube or payment . Many here need a huge dose of man the fuck up.

Offline NaturalMystique

Here we have a thread ,where men discuss their manscaping regime they undergo for a whore they shell their wages out for :wackogirl:...It's sad really what men have been turned into, blasted with feminist propaganda from an early age and then when older blasted by cynical corporate propaganda to buy their male beauty products and undergo surgeries for the most obsessed with seeking female approval.

But this, puts the tin lid on it, a whore should be grateful you shower, wipe your arse  don't beat her up or stick it up her arrse without lube or payment . Many here need a huge dose of man the fuck up.

A MAN would never talk like this


By the way... NK how the hell do you shave your bollocks? I tried and I don't find it easy. Too scared to cause some injury there. The skin is not smooth enough for a blade to go there

A guide from earlier this year, akauya. :hi:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=11105.msg169593#msg169593

Offline jooldude

I have shaved regular and kept it natural. Never noticed a difference on a punt either way.

These days I prefer to shave the sack and trim the upper pubes as it is very uncomfortable for a few days afterwards.

Here we have a thread ,where men discuss their manscaping regime they undergo for a whore they shell their wages out for :wackogirl:...It's sad really what men have been turned into, blasted with feminist propaganda from an early age and then when older blasted by cynical corporate propaganda to buy their male beauty products and undergo surgeries for the most obsessed with seeking female approval.

But this, puts the tin lid on it, a whore should be grateful you shower, wipe your arse  don't beat her up or stick it up her arrse without lube or payment . Many here need a huge dose of man the fuck up.

What?

Chill down there mate it fine if men like to groom themselves shaving their balls and all but no need to for the personal attacks.

Also for your last comment that not looking too good coming across like a woman hater. >_>

Back on topic from what I see from the responses meh never shaving my balls and etc,  beard yeah cause it can look messy when it full grown. but balls nope too much work, good thing my previous regular had no problems with it. :thumbsup:

Offline akauya

Here we have a thread ,where men discuss their manscaping regime they undergo for a whore they shell their wages out for :wackogirl:...It's sad really what men have been turned into, blasted with feminist propaganda from an early age and then when older blasted by cynical corporate propaganda to buy their male beauty products and undergo surgeries for the most obsessed with seeking female approval.

But this, puts the tin lid on it, a whore should be grateful you shower, wipe your arse  don't beat her up or stick it up her arrse without lube or payment . Many here need a huge dose of man the fuck up.

This from the macho man who punts trannies   :lol:


Offline NightKid

<stupid blah> ... when older blasted by cynical corporate propaganda to buy their male beauty products ...

<more stupid blah> ... don't beat her up or stick it up her arrse without lube or payment . Many here need a huge dose of man the fuck up.

Because telling people not to bother with shaving products is buying into male beauty products corporate propaganda? It seems you really can't cure stupid after all.  :rolleyes:
And by the way, I don't know where you get the idea that beating up or forcing yourself onto a person (even a whore) is "manning up" but I can sure as shit say the former is assault & the latter is plausible rape, in the eyes of the law.

But hey, you like fucking a guy who isn't shy anyway so what do I know? Could be a deranged psychopath thing.  :unknown:

A guide from earlier this year, akauya. :hi:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=11105.msg169593#msg169593


Wicked find, mate!

Offline akauya

A guide from earlier this year, akauya. :hi:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=11105.msg169593#msg169593


Oh yes, thanks for that RL... I was laughing at serge's "I'm a manly man" post so much I forgot to thank you  :thumbsup:




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