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Offline DaveMugabe

Oooh this is where my double standards kick in. I dont do OWO anyway so I don't care... but if I was... I would PREFER it all gone. Choking on a strand sucks.
only if you suck also!

Offline NaturalMystique

only if you suck also!

Lol. Well since I don't nothing to worry about!  :)

Not sure if serious or...?

Punters pay - punters decide if they want to have hair down there or not. If prossies don't like it - don't take the money...as if that is ever going to happen.

Arrogant? Definitely. Double standards? More than likely.

Offline Hyborean

I can't see any WG preferring me having a jungle to being neat and tidy. Although I know that it shouldn't make a blind bit of difference to the service I am paying for I also know that human nature dictates that the more I do to make myself less unattractive the more I am likely to receive a better service. Just common sense.
That and the vanity in not wanting a WG to be going 'Ugh' in her head even if she is being professional and not letting it show.
I trim because I can but if I wasn't able to I wouldn't see it as a reason not to punt  :hi:



I can't see any WG preferring me having a jungle to being neat and tidy. Although I know that it shouldn't make a blind bit of difference to the service I am paying for I also know that human nature dictates that the more I do to make myself less unattractive the more I am likely to receive a better service. Just common sense.
That and the vanity in not wanting a WG to be going 'Ugh' in her head even if she is being professional and not letting it show.
I trim because I can but if I wasn't able to I wouldn't see it as a reason not to punt  :hi:

Thanks for posting everything I said in 6 posts into 1 reasonable one...still I think you don't need more than score of 10 on an IQ test to figure that out though.

Was I asking you for something ?

You might wanna keep the ironic comments towards punters on here to a minimum, otherwise you will be out soon judging by the history of the forum. Only a couple have managed to survive despite having comments like yours but they smartly pick and choose when to make them. You seem to do only that - just an advice in case you want to stick around for more than a week.  ;)

Offline NaturalMystique

I don't worry I know all too well ladies on this forum get kicked out for not staying in line.  Well I have never been one to be sheep. If I get ban for speaking my mind, I cant see me shedding a tear or giving a ....

I don't worry I know all too well ladies on this forum get kicked out for not staying in line.  Well I have never been one to be sheep. If I get ban for speaking my mind, I cant see me shedding a tear or giving a ....

Was just an advice,  nothing personal. I enjoy fooling around with WGs and dont really mind it but some do and mods can be trigger-happy in such cases :)

So whats the next thread we are opening after solving this grand puzzle of whether WGs like clients with a ton of bush or not?

Offline NaturalMystique

Was just an advice,  nothing personal. I enjoy fooling around with WGs and dont really mind it but some do and mods can be trigger-happy in such cases :)

So whats the next thread we are opening after solving this grand puzzle of whether WGs like clients with a ton of bush or not?

You don't know me so there is no way for it to be personal. I am sure you will find another thread to entertain yourself on.  :thumbsup:

Offline Dani

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Going back to the original question.  I prefer shaven or at least trimmed right down.  If it is a hairy bush then I wont even try deep throat so the client just gets normal owo normally down to where his bush starts.  I just don't like it when a hair gets stuck down my throat too far for me to get it out after rigorous DT so I just wont do it if a bush is presented to me as I can be gagging for ages trying to dislodge it and no client wants to see that and I don't want to feel it either. 

That's my preference and for me yes it does change my service slightly too

Offline Festisio

Going back to the original question.  I prefer shaven or at least trimmed right down.  If it is a hairy bush then I wont even try deep throat so the client just gets normal owo normally down to where his bush starts.  I just don't like it when a hair gets stuck down my throat too far for me to get it out after rigorous DT so I just wont do it if a bush is presented to me as I can be gagging for ages trying to dislodge it and no client wants to see that and I don't want to feel it either. 

That's my preference and for me yes it does change my service slightly too

Well done for admitting that, I'm sure lots of prossies would say it doesn't make a difference when they know deep down it blatantly does.

I wonder if this thread will encourage any, hitherto hairy, members to take the Gillette to their nethers...

Tony Montana

Much as I would love to shave/trim as much a possible, not sure how I would explain that to the wife! :crazy:

Tell your wife you did it for her to encourage her to go down on you like she used to  :rolleyes:

Offline Festisio

Was I asking you for something ?

Every time a new pro$$ie appears on the boards I will ask myself if I would punt with them based on what I have seen from them plus if I can see their AW profile.

Unfortunately you failed to pass the test based on being a hairy Mary who offers condom'd blowjobs

I know, I know - it is devastating - but in time you will come to terms with the rejection  :D

Much as I would love to shave/trim as much a possible, not sure how I would explain that to the wife! :crazy:

much as I would NOT like to shave/trim as much a possible, not sure how I would explain that to the wife if I did trim.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2013, 09:38:48 PM by Horizontal pleasures »

Offline Daffodil

I don't worry I know all too well ladies on this forum get kicked out for not staying in line.  Well I have never been one to be sheep. If I get ban for speaking my mind, I cant see me shedding a tear or giving a ....

And when it happens, don't expect us to either  :hi:

Offline NaturalMystique

Other than the fact you have no idea who I am to "punt" me and I am not hungry enough to go with every man that wants to "punt" me... I thank you very much for the rejection. I would rather not see men who are being intimate with a bunch of women who are sucking and swallowing every Tom, DICK and Harry. I think I will cope with my devastation by knowing I set my boundaries and no amount of money can move them, that I am STD free and at low risk of contracting any. Yes! In time I think I will come to terms with it.
                                           
Every time a new pro$$ie appears on the boards I will ask myself if I would punt with them based on what I have seen from them plus if I can see their AW profile.

Unfortunately you failed to pass the test based on being a hairy Mary who offers condom'd blowjobs

I know, I know - it is devastating - but in time you will come to terms with the rejection  :D





Online NightKid

Not to belittle the thread topic, but I think the more interesting question to me as a punter would be ... how many punters actually shave vs how many who don't?
Views from both sides, of course.  :hi:

Hmm well I guess I'm lucky I seen WG that don't give a fuck. Since my downstairs is hairy and they still give me OWO and deepthroat.

I'm one of the beliefs that my brush is natural to my body not some parasite foreign to the body some people make it out to be. So yeah I'm not one to trim or do anything with my bush since I have no problem with it  :rolleyes:

Oh for those you say do I have a problem with WG with a brush no cause I know women do have hair downstairs. Seriously "professional" porn sucks.

I find it funny that since there quite a lot of people who prefer there women hairless as a requirement sometimes I'm surprise WG especially on AW don't say they won't see man with a hairy junk. I guess maybe in the future it will more common to list it as a reason.  :lol:

Offline Kriss

Hmm well I guess I'm lucky I seen WG that don't give a fuck.

'WG that don't give a fuck' would seem to be a contradiction in terms. :yahoo:

Offline Kriss

Not to belittle the thread topic, but I think the more interesting question to me as a punter would be ... how many punters actually shave vs how many who don't?
Views from both sides, of course.  :hi:

Well, NK, the real purpose of the thread was to draw out the nutters and loonies, and it looks like it worked. But if it has inspired you to make further inquiry, then all the better  :hi:

Personally, I like to keep myself neatly trimmed - shaving my balls seems like a bit too tricky.

Online NightKid

Well, NK, the real purpose of the thread was to draw out the nutters and loonies, and it looks like it worked.

Oooh, sneaky.

Personally, I like to keep myself neatly trimmed - shaving my balls seems like a bit too tricky.

Shaving bollocks is easy. I'd say it's the area below that which is tricky, i.e. the place where the man-geysers are located and its surrounding valley.
But I suspect that might've caused a few lunches to come out from where they belong so I digress.  ;)

FTR, I'm fully shaven ... cause I'mma matha fatha gentelman!  :hi:

Offline akauya

I keep mine trimmed also. Not because of prossies or my FB but because I like it that way. The hair on my head is natural too but I still cut it (what's left of it). So is my facial hair; all natural and I still shave. So all this bollocks about "it's natural so I don't touch it" is... well bollocks :)

By the way... NK how the hell do you shave your bollocks? I tried and I don't find it easy. Too scared to cause some injury there. The skin is not smooth enough for a blade to go there


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