External Link/Members OnlyCommunication: Via central landline number to London branch. Sometimes difficult to get through and had to try a few tines for call to be picked up. Straightforward from there and they send you a text confirmation with address and time.
Location: Quiet residential house off a main road. Difficult to find when you are looking for a shop front but actually don't realise it is a house with no sign or buzzer. One bedroom setup, so 1 WG only and no queues. Was awkward hanging around to be let in, but no residents noticed.
Girl: I was promised a half Spanish half Indian girl but got a half Spanish half English one. Same person but missold. Initially a bit disappointed at this. Age maybe mid to late thirties facially, body probably could pass for late 20. Dyed black hair. Size 10. Cups C, natural and perky. Decent backside as well, but I'm not much of an ass man.
Paperwork sorted but she had no change on her. Agreed over phone 55 quid for 90 mins.
Service started with coffee bean scrub of back for 10 mins, then shower to wash off. Massage of back with no swipes for 20 mins before I was asked if o wanted just relaxing massage or erotic one. Some bargaining ensued and was told HR included in base price, topless usually 40 quid and that is a shop policy. Pushed my luck and we agreed 65 for OW and sex. Unfortunately at this price it came with a 1 cum policy which was disappointing. She did say that usually wouldn't do FS and then only for closer to 100.
Paid the extra and she got to work with undressing and sensual HR, tit rub and then condom on for OW. Seemed to really get into it and enjoy herself and made some nice compliments on size etc. Allowed touching and she was dripping wet. No RO or FK on offer though. After about 10 mins of OW got into CG and good grip. Eventually finished and given single wet wipe to clean. Got partially dressed and continued massage as before. Informed when time was up without blatant clock watching and offered to have another shower afterwards, then left.
Overall the massage was good technique and she was willing to put her back into it for a hard rub. Not quite as amazing as professional massage places or certain Thai shops.
Very enthusiastic with service and can't fault the girl for being missold.
Overall decent VFM at 120 quid total but would have liked to not have the 1 go policy which put a damper on things.
Overall borderline positive, almost neutral.
P.s. there is no fixed rota for this chain of shops. The girls get moved fairly randomly. 2 each at Ealing and Barbican, 1 each at Baker street and northwood. Apparently the chubby Indians are called Preethi and Githa. that's in case other punters get told names and don't fancy the bigger ladies.
