External Link/Members OnlySo as i've been having problems having sex with new ladies it was suggested a while back i'll try massage with happy endings. I can't remember who you were, but god bless you!
As a man of 40 and not really i done the massage thing i have discovered new vice and that i actually really enjoy massages even without HE which is maybe 50% of the time.
There was recently one minor mishap which actually made me write this review.
Been going 1-3 times per week for the last 6-8 weeks or so. So one negative out of many is still an overwhelming positive for me.
Location Its on a main road next to a theatre or club. I'm not sure at what time exactly but at some time after 9pm it can get a bit noisy from the next door club. I went once on Friday Evening 10:30-11:30 and it was a bit noisy. Worth noting that I usually go between lunch time and 8pm and I've never had noise issues before.
PriceIts 25/35/45 for 30/45/60 mins. You may be asked about types of massage which have different prices, but I just go for the cheapest one ^_^
Showers are avaialble although they don't advertise it much and i've never taken one there. so don't know what its like. The rooms themselves are a bit small but clean and presentable.
The MassuersI'm a man of habit so once i start seeing a few people i usually just keep seeing the them .. So i haven't seen everyone.
I will say that everyone i've seen here has been good with massages although they have their different styles.
The thing to point out here is that on repeat visits to the same person you will eventually get more. Sounds silly but I can safely say that on the first visits with someone new, they never took off pants on the first visit, but might on subsequent visits. (Thats 100% track record on a grand total of the 5 i've seen).
Most won't let you touch their gash if pants are off and tbh i never really pushed the boundries on this. I doubt any of the girls will offer you BJ/FS. Touching boobs and bum seem ok with most.
Worth mentioning, has a loyalty card. After 8 visits you get a free one, but as a married man how can i take this sort of ticking time bomb home ...... So i don't. They won't let you leave a card at the shop.
ExtrasAs mentioned in other threads, its the most vanilla and constant pricing system there is. 20 for HE with clothes on, 40 without. Anything else you can get out of that will be a bonus.
CoCoLooks: Chinese, ok, about 30?
Massage: Very good. Will apply pressure with palms and use elbows
English: Poor to non-existant. She only knew "Happy Ending" lol
Postive Comments:
- She is very bubbly even though I didn't understand much of she was saying (I do speak a chinese dialect if you're thinking how, just not madarin)
- very smily
- Will climb on table to massage
Negative- She left a small bruise (almost a cut) on my knob end
. It took a while to 'finish' and she felt like giving up.
Neutral- Around 30's
- new to the game, she, won't let me touch boobs at start. Could be a turn on for some?
Days- Saw her on a tuesday
AnnieLooks: Malasian I think, Oriental at least. around mid 30's ?
Massage: Very very good. Mostly palms and will leave you back really warm when you leave.
English: Poor. But at least for business you can communicate easily.
Postive- I like her massage a lot.
- Very good HE and doesn't take long to finish me, which means you can have a longer massage
- Very decieving but has a great rack, don't quote me, but maybe B/C cups. Couldn't tell until she undressed.
NegativeNeutral- English is poor, and won't be able to hold a conversation (could be negative), but could also be a positive if you just need to relax and release.
Days- i haven't seen her in awhile and i can't remember if i saw her on tuesdays or thursdays
RachelLooks:Chinese, Pretty. Early 30's ...?
Massage: Very very good. Mostly elbows and some palms.
English: Good. Holds conversation easily
Postive- Radiant smile (might be baised haha).
- the elbow massage is great
- i actually see her the most to relax and talk to her
- If i have any sporting pains then I will see her for a fix up.
Negative- Rack is a smidge small.
NeutralDays- most week days. Not tuesday
SukiLooks: Chinese, about 30 ... (noticed i'm crap at telling ages yet)
Massage: Also Good. Palms and Presses
English: Seems Pretty good, but only seen her a few times and doesn't want to convo much.
Postive- If you opt for £40 she will put a towel on you and attempt a few slides and grind you a bit.
Negative- Although with clothes on, rack looked big, when they came off they a tad small
- Lights are always dimmed, but bum is a bit odd shape, but could never really get a good look at it, but I'm not bothered anyways.
NeutralDays- Seen her on a Thursday
DianaLooks: Romainian, late 20's ...
Massage: I remember it was quite firm
English: V good
Postive- Only seen her once, but HE finish was very good and quick.
NegativeNeutralDays- Seen her on a Thursday
- Not sure if she still works there.
Girls i've not seen.
Victoria, Sophia, Maria, maybe others.
Note: Check on the day for availability as days change.
I think from a punting side, this isn't really gonna appeal to you, you won't get much beyond HE's here. But as I said, i discovered i like the massages and its relaxing for me, so i haven't pushed the boundries on these girls.
If you start getting more, then please let me know
