I responded to this advert on gumtree:
External Link/Members Only£55-best-price-in-town-/1266832730
External Link/Members OnlyInfoAthree massage markets itself as a health and beauty spa that doesn’t offer sexual services. In fact it is a lot like a Chinese rub and tug joint except that the girls here are generally Indian.
SummaryI felt like a massage and a rub and tug instead of sex so I chose this place out of curiousity. I phoned in advance and made a booking. I asked specifically for an Indian girl. On arrival I greeted the receptionist “Kavia” who I found quite good looking and was introduced to “Sara”. I paid £50 for the massage for one hour. A chubby Indian milf 35 to 45, pretty face with a rather round and dumpy looking body and big tits. I was shown to the room and stripped naked, making a point of hanging my trousers on them back of the chair with a £20 note sticking out. I then had a massage for an hour which I found relaxing and made small talk. Lots of long strokes and C/C swipes. About 15 minutes to go, she turned me onto my back and asked if I wanted extra. So I pointed to the £20 in my trousers and asked for hand relief. I didn’t bother asking for anything else including seeing her naked.
She’s a professional so the hand relief was good and she allowed me to touch her up through her clothes whilst she looked at me, making sexy faces whilst telling me that she wanted me to fuck her. I am wondering if it would be possible to get a cheap fuck here or at least take her number to make an arrangement outside of the massage shop. I didn’t ask but I was curious to see what might be possible.
After I came I took a shower, got dressed, thanked Sara and the receptionist and made my way to the fish and chip restaurant a few doors down to make up for the fish (or is that a mango?) that I didn’t get to eat that day.
I’ve given this a neutral because the massage wasn’t great and would have been better at your standard Chinese/Thai place.
Return? YES but only on days that I want a massage instead of sex and that isn’t very often. It cost me £70 in total and I’d rather put that to punting a £150 SP than have a massage with HR.
Doing some searches on UKP showed that the pretty receptionist Kavia also works as a massage girl so I might go back just for a taste of her.