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Author Topic: Strawberrys from near Solihull, Birmingham.  (Read 2340 times)


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£90.

After an extended negotiation on the time we might meet S made herself available at the time I requested. After the usual texts I collected her from her home as I would be passing not far away and took her to my hotel. After our meeting she made her own way home at no extra charge to me.

There were unexpected traffic jams on the way, not just heavy traffic but such a jam as to turn a twenty minute run into an hour so I lost some punting time. In the event it was a faster meeting than normal for me as some services were not available or just did not work out. Parked by the hotel no trouble, checked in, found the room, did the money and we undressed.

There was no way from seeing her in her street clothes that I could have predicted her superb figure and skin quality. Her photo could have been better. She does a great deal of swimming, which has made her physically fit, and toned, even if she is on the large side. Her hair is short in order to enable better swimming and fast drying, not an issue for me. Her skin is smooth and very clear and not as in the photo. Her breasts are huge in the style of the old skin magazine Voluptuous and I found them attractive. Yes they hang down due to their size but they are firm and plump rather than droopy. Yes she has some tummy but it is in proportion and not a ‘food baby’. Her hips are in proportion, nice curves.

Very easy to cuddle and lick her breasts and pudenda, which of course I did, but I could not locate her clitoris. But after that she did not wish to kiss me and made a face. Most ladies I meet like the idea of tasting their own juices via my lips but not this one.

She is very anxious, I forget whether she said the bed was too high or too low or too hard, I thought it was a was a superb large hotel double.

She says she never kisses with her lips open. So no prolonged snog - even before I went dow on her - which is an essential for me. I should have read what is says on the tin but since the days of parlours 20 years go I was never refused a sloppy snog.

She had not liked the traffic and being stuck in a car. For me it was an irritation but for her anxiety.

She sucks like a Dyson and very nice too until I said Ok, time for doggy; no, more anxiety, she did not like the idea at all.

Then I asked her to sit on me and my Mister Happy simply would not go inside, it was if there was a physical barrier. It appeared to hurt her if I pushed. She declined my offered Luberation lubricant. She said it is always like that for her.

So I went for mish and the same problem. I was hard and moist and Mister Happy would not go in - he met resistance or a barrier. Rubbing him around her made me come, a prolonged orgasm as I had been sorely in need. But now felt almost sore from the rubbing contact.

As soon as I finished she went to the bathroom for a wash so no snog and cuddle. A grimace of pain or anxiety accompanied too much of what I attempted with her. I am not rough and please most ladies but could not please her and so could not please me.
« Last Edit: September 29, 2013, 08:40:02 PM by Horizontal pleasures »


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Offline rnrn636

Jesus christ!

Her legs are hairier than mine!  :vomit:

Offline CatBBW

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Jesus christ!

Her legs are hairier than mine!  :vomit:

Be fair! She does say "shaved mostly"  :sarcastic:

Her legs are hairier than mine!  :vomit:

she was freshly shaved on legs and pudenda but actually I do not mind some hair!
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Offline Ali Katt

Good review. Is it you first negative report? Not too sure what the issue with her pussy was - needless to say if a woman is genuinely too tight she should be a prostitute, it's like having an astronaut that is scared of heights.

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Good review. Is it you first negative report? Not too sure what the issue with her pussy was - needless to say if a woman is genuinely too tight she should be a prostitute, it's like having an astronaut that is scared of heights.

Freudian slip, much?   :D

I guess you meant should NOT be a prostitute.

She probably wasn't tight at all, just so UPtight that her pussy couldn't relax. Plus with the rejecting the lube, a dry pussy is VERY non-receptive. And it's painful to attempt entry.

Certainly sounds like she's in the wrong biz, what with all the grimacing, etc.
« Last Edit: September 29, 2013, 10:59:14 PM by Catherine The Great »

Offline Ali Katt

Freudian slip, much?   :D

I guess you meant should NOT be a prostitute.

She probably wasn't tight at all, just so UPtight that her pussy couldn't relax. Plus with the rejecting the lube, a dry pussy is VERY non-receptive. And it's painful to attempt entry.

Certainly sounds like she's in the wrong biz, what with all the grimacing, etc.
Of couse I meant NOT, although I supposed both interpretations apply. After re-reading the review it suggests she has a coil or more unlikely a hymen, surely not.

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Of couse I meant NOT, although I supposed both interpretations apply. After re-reading the review it suggests she has a coil or more unlikely a hymen, surely not.

WTF does a coil have to do with it??

A coil sits in the womb, which ISN'T the vagina, nor is it the vulva or pussy hole. Would love to know where you assumed that logic...?

Offline Ali Katt

WTF does a coil have to do with it??

A coil sits in the womb, which ISN'T the vagina, nor is it the vulva or pussy hole. Would love to know where you assumed that logic...?
I need to stop posting so early in the morning, either that or I need to read a few books on female anatomy and birth control.

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I need to stop posting so early in the morning, either that or I need to read a few books on female anatomy and birth control.

LOL - indeed  :D

Congrats on your 3000th post!




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