External Link/Members OnlyHaving been in the car all day and had at least 2 hours left to get home i felt i needed a break and thought a good relaxing massage would be just the tonic. Being unprepared and without UKP to aid me, i searched Gumtree and booked an appointment in Swindon.. Went to the address i was given and for the life of me couldnt find anywhere to park. Gumtree again, address listed this time and i made my way over to be told they were busy and to wait 30 minutes.... i hate waiting so searched Gumtree in Bristol as Bristol was en-route and rang New Oriental Therapy. Told the Mamasan i wanted an appointment at 8 despite their ad stating they close at 8 and was told they normally close at 8 but if i was definitely coming they would wait for me.
Bugger to find (i was looking for a shop but its actually a flat) and i had to call the Mamasan for directions - she actuallycame out to find me.. very pleasant women and nothing seemed to much trouble.
Now as the Gumtree ad said they closed at 8 and they stayed open to accommodate me and i didn't arrive till 8.20 i felt obliged to say yes when she asked if was staying for an hour.. not a problem and the standard £45 paid. Was taken into the living room where a massage table was set up and told to undress and the masseuse would be through shortly.
2 minutes later Tiffany walked in. Not really attractive or my type and slightly chunkier than i would have chosen but pleasant enough. The first thing she did was to get some wet wipes and give me arse and balls a thorough cleaning - hopefully it was already was but to be fair probably a bit sweaty from sitting on a leather seat all day .. to be honest would have preferred a shower but none was offered.
Then one of the best massages i have ever had started (and i've had more than a few) , liberal use of oil and a great technique combining plenty of CC swipes with a genuinely professional massage. The CC swipes gradually became more frequent and her fingers lingered for longer and longer each time until finally the CC Swipe was replaced by a fondle. Then the expected question came and the quoted £30 for HR was agreed (i again felt obliged to compensate her for keeping her waiting and being late but there again i dont argue with these things - i tend to just agree with what they ask for BUT wont go back unless the service is amazing- they lose out in the end by being greedy bitches).
Having said that the HR was amazing.. incredible technique, plenty of playing with my balls and arse, not too firm or too soft and not too fast or too slow.. absolutely perfect. Well for me it was.
I'd have downgraded positive to neutral due to the overpriced HR but i'd had tipped the extra £10 for that anyway.
Tiffany goes back to Guangzhou next Wednesday.. Nothing else is on offer and to be honest i wouldn't pay extra to see her naked anyway. Nice girl, pleasant conversation and very very good at the limited service she offers.
