So a quick look at Rochelle’s profile* and reviews ... correct me if I’m wrong ... a bit fat (mentioned in more than one review), over-the-hill, over-priced prostitute. Sniffy about the age of her customers. Drinks and may smell of alcohol. No dfk. Accused a punter of lying when he was trying to be polite. Seems to have changed her name fuck knows how many times.
The irony of it is, the silly cow had quite a decent number of good reviews, even if a lot of them were from fluffies. She’s managed to maintain a touring presence on UKP with the occasional meaningless chiming in when a more openly touting tout is spotted. Never really contributed much of use to punters as far as I can see.
There are a few prossies who do actually contribute posts that are useful to punters (as Dani has been known to do several times for instance) or who are at least inoffensive in an often dumb but ‘amusing’ sort of way, like Rebecca for instance). Opinion varies, though personally I’m not completely against capable prossies posting on principle. But Rochelle hasn’t hit either of those boxes. She gets her business by flirting on UKE and thinks she can polish her credentials by posting shite on UKP. Bad judgment.
*easy enough to find — Not added as no point in giving her further column-advertising space
Actually Mr. Marmalade, I rarely get business from UKE and I'm not afraid to admit that. The last booking I had from that site was months ago. I also don't get many bookings in general, I'm not afraid to admit that either.
I'm 31, that's not over the hill for everyone. You say I'm overpriced, for a while I thought so too so I reduced my rates significantly. It really didn't make a difference. You say I'm a bit fat, so what? It's clear from my photos I'm not slim. I change my name a lot, big deal.
You think I'm stupid, that doesn't really matter. You've never liked me posting here and that doesn't really matter either. I will continue to do so for as long as I'm allowed.
I'm not silly enough to attempt touting here, and as Mr. Waster has mentioned in the past, it's more anti-touting as I probably put many guys off. Again, that doesn't really matter because I'm not here to pick up clients.
I'm actually cleverer than you or others may think. At least I can construct sentences, spell, and punctuate well enough. I wouldn't be able to do my main job otherwise.