Forgot - Portable seems to be the traditional massage expert on here, been a couple of threads like this on here - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=17361.0
Including much discussion of a tantric offer in Morpeth. But a lot of debate on whether the happy ending was guaranteed or not. Worth doing a search of the NE board for massage.
I've said this before and I'll say it until I'm blue in the face... Always make an appointment in advance. Assume you won't get any sexual relief at all, and just enjoying a good massage then you won't be disappointed. Go in relaxed and confident. Every single masseuse has seen a naked guy with a hard on believe it or not. They know it could easily happen regardless of whether they offer HR or not. If you get HR, then great, but don't get stressed out about it or it's a total waste of time. But, of course, take £20 extra cash. And don't go higher than £20. Some always try their luck and start at £30. Just tell the truth, £20 is all you have. They'll take it.
I'll try to keep this short...
Pilgrim St Chinese Medical: Legit, but they know what guys go for. "Sarah" quite mature, but attractive. Possibly the best massage and HR I've had. Can seem a bit distant, chews gum, does the "oh baby" talk a little to much toward the end, but... hell yes.
Best Thai: They know full well what guys are going for. Not legit in the slightest. I mean, you'll get a proper massage, but the girls are pretty bad at it to be honest. Plus they use a bed, not a table. "Ren" ("Rain"?) a young, cute girl is probably the best, then the more mature one who's name I forget, but she's shrewd. Worst was "Sophie". If you've seen them before I think body2body might be on offer at a price.
Possibly oral. Possibly, but don't hold me to that. And that's potentially with the mature one who's name I forget. At least that's the impression I got when I last saw her.
Lisas: At the top of Pink Lane. Not been myself, but apparently similar to Pilgrim St. Legit but offer HR.
Lavenders: Again, legit, but offer HR. Only difference here to Pilgrim St. is that you have to ask at the start of the massage. I've read sometimes you'll get a "no" but never once in my experience, but I went fairly regularly in the past and got to know them quite well (even got a free meal out it once
). Don't be nervous about asking, they really won't be offended. They know guys will ask about it. I'd recommend "Coco" the manager, who's massage is fantastic, she's quite well known locally as the best masseuse trainer in the region. The other girls (if they still work there) "Yoyo" "Michelle" "Cookie" all great. If you get to know Coco, ask about "tantric", only different in that it's way more sensual and the teasing is from the very start, back and forth for 45 mins or so... Definitely recommend that.
Ultimately, go along with the intention of getting a massage, I've gone to Lavenders plenty of times in the past just for hard massages, and while you get pretty pummeled, it's worth it. Best time I had was 30 min hard massage followed by an hour tantric. Expensive but a one-off treat. I can't think of any others that offer HR. As for Adult Work, I met "Bedazzled" (Alexis as mentioned above) a while back, last year. Very fun to be with. There's a mature chinese/thai woman in Jesmond who advertises on vivastreet and maybe gumtree who does b2b, and while it's very, very nice, she's a bit indifferent and includes an assisted shower as part of your time so it's more like 45mins than an hour, and she's not a great masseuse, but if you have the urge she's worth seeing I guess.
I swear to God if the region had a proffesional nuru setup somewhere, I'd be broke. I missed doing it with Kirsten before she retired too.
If any escorts are reading this, find the right accommodation (big tiled bathroom I guess) and get learning!
