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Offline Majorrmp

Hello Gentlemen.... For many months I've been happily sitting back and reading endless reviews whilst out of eyesight of the wife. I've pretty much tried all the massages going in the area. Like most I've never been able to contact cherry.... I'm a reqular of lily in Fenham.... I find her massage good and the way she slips her hand underneath whilst facing face down is great.... I've seen sheng and Sarah, whilst she's in a good mood. I've been regularly to see Nisa, Sunderland shop, Lisa's. Without listing them all I've pretty much tried everyone.   I've never actually found a massage with extras that blows me away..... I'm even considering giving up on the holy grail of massages.  I've travelled all over the world with my Job and you can always find a very good massage with extras except in the North East.....  I may consider opening up my own shop.... Clearly with good females in it.... 
« Last Edit: April 25, 2016, 01:58:28 PM by Majorrmp »
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Hello Gentlemen.... For many months I've been happily sitting back and reading endless reviews whilst out of eyesight of the wife. I've pretty much tried all the massages going in the area. Like most I've never been able to contact cherry.... I'm a reqular of lily in Fenham.... I find her massage good and the way she slips her hand underneath whilst facing face down is great.... I've seen sheng and Sarah, whilst she's in a good mood. I've been regularly to see Nisa, Sunderland shop, Lisa's. Without listing them all I've pretty much tried everyone.   I've never actually found a massage with extras that blows me away..... I'm even considering giving up on the holy grail of massages.  I've travelled all over the world with my Job and you can always find a very good massage with extras except in the North East.....  I may consider opening up my own shop.... Clearly with good females in it....

I can help you design the shop discount vouchers for UKP site  :D

Cherry B is good. Around the same teasing as Lily but also climbs on top and rubs her crotch on your arse. It's nothing amazing, dont get me wrong she is good but the experience will blend in with the rest of the "good" massages.

Some of my "better" experiences have been getting things I wasn't "meant" to get. Like a free HE, or a next to nowt 69/HJ, b2b or achieving a DIY at well known legit place ;)

Offline Majorrmp

It's fantastic to get something that you weren't expecting.... however we seem to be overrun with mediocre services.
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Yea. My free HE was no1 at its old location (99). The lass has moved on now. I started a tactful DIY she moved my hand off (thought I was gonna get told no) but she took over, and climbed all over me  :crazy:

Maxxblue can u pm me name of massuese also cheers

Offline petene8

I wish we had something like this in the NE !!

http://www.ego-massage.com
How long does it take to drive to Milton Keynes?! :D

Offline Randy101

  I may consider opening up my own shop.... Clearly with good females in it....

I wish you would, but pls open something like Ego massage.  It looks amazing!

Offline sqlbatsman

I wish you would, but pls open something like Ego massage.  It looks amazing!

I know he was just kidding , but +1

You are guaranteed at-least 20-30 customers from here each week  :D

Offline robocop

How long does it take to drive to Milton Keynes?! :D

About 4 hours from Newcastle  :(

Offline frenchhorn

maybe we could car share on a trip to Ego
cut the costs down a bit !
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Offline bob0411

maybe we could car share on a trip to Ego
cut the costs down a bit !

More like hire a coach  :D  Roadtrip!!


Rang that teresa from gateshead the other day as shes advertising hr massage with hr for 35 so thought id give it a go.
however when i rang her and spoke to her she came across as very unfriendly at one point i thought she had hung up she went that quiet seems a very unfriendly lady , so even at 35 quid i gave it a miss il save my pennies for elswhere

Rang that teresa from gateshead the other day as shes advertising hr massage with hr for 35 so thought id give it a go.
however when i rang her and spoke to her she came across as very unfriendly at one point i thought she had hung up she went that quiet seems a very unfriendly lady , so even at 35 quid i gave it a miss il save my pennies for elswhere

She gets more miserable as you get there. I'm sure she is a prototype of one of those cyborgs.

I went to see her a few years back and it was shit. Seen an advert with diff name clicked dial and it showed her old name in my contacts. I hung up but it had dialled her, she txt me saying never to contact her again. She is a loon/misery

Offline bob0411

She gets more miserable as you get there. I'm sure she is a prototype of one of those cyborgs.

I went to see her a few years back and it was shit. Seen an advert with diff name clicked dial and it showed her old name in my contacts. I hung up but it had dialled her, she txt me saying never to contact her again. She is a loon/misery

Ditto, I rang her around 2 years back, seriously bad attitude, and from what others have said a piss poor 'service' too. One to avoid chaps.  :thumbsdown:
« Last Edit: April 26, 2016, 03:11:08 PM by bob0411 »

Offline an04her

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Offline The Rimmer

Why do people continually attempt contact with massuessues who have bad names?

Offline an04her

Why do people continually attempt contact with massuessues who have bad names?

Her prickly beaver left a rash on my back
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Why do people continually attempt contact with massuessues who have bad names?

All I can remember from the visit was she didnt like to get her old fadge touched and I struggled to get a stiffy and she rived like fuck at it.
And the bed was fucking horrible and sopping with baby oil

I have just been to Sunderland. Got what I wanted,,but thing is... I knew I would and the excitement was pretty low.
Still no complaints other than I have been too many times. 1000000% recommend. Nice and pleasant lasses. No extortionate prices or trying to rip.

Offline tyman

Hi guys
Like major I have been lurking around this site for a while now and since things seem to have gone a bit stale, and to save trawling through 163 pages, I thought I would share my experiences.

Body and mind - had a couple of great massages at their old place but not been since they moved to nun st - never got he and would doubt they will do now.

Phuket island - good massage again but no he.

No1 - enjoyed going here as massage good and a bit of crack with the girls - rose was only one who ever gave he, but she is not there anymore.

Best Thai - this was my first he in Newcastle - in a house in west gate rd - young girl called Niki. Massage was crap and over charged for he, but did get tits out for a fondle. There is/was an older girl there who was supposed to do a good massage but also overcharged a bit.

Chinese medical centre - went here a couple of times and had an older Thai lass who did a reasonable massage and was actually quite surprised when I asked for he. She enthusiasticly obliged and never haggled on price of £20. Also had a European girl (possibly Turk) again d cent massage but had to haggle hard to get her price down. Not been here for a while so maybe new girls?

Lavenders - was a favourite when coco had it as she was good all rounder. Had a few orientals there too and were usually ok. Again not been for a while and hear there are a few Europeans there now - ads to the excitement a bit when you don't know what you are going to get.

Be health - again every time I went there seemed to be different Chinese girls - always left happy though.

Secrets - had a couple of good massages here ( anyone know where meow is now?) but also had a couple of crap massages. Always left happy.

Rose - above Taylors on pilgrim st - tried here and massage was just ok - left happy but she wants too much in my opinion.

99 Thai - this is old no1 and was ok massage and ok he but nothing special.

Nisa 2 - went a couple of times - massage on bed ok. One girl was ok with a good bit of dirty talk and other girl just ok. Saw a young girl there once but never got her name.


That's it for "legit shops" but I'd love to know if anyone know a good legit shop where you can get he - it seems the better the massage the less chance of he!

Of the independent girls....

Sheng is probably the best all rounder imho. Always pleasant.

Sarah - can be moody and massage is not as good as sheng, but good dirty talk and will offer b2b if she like you.

Flat Nr Hilton - been a couple of times. A few Chinese girls - massage probably worst I have had but offer extras.

On my to do list are cherry and lily.

Still looking for the elusive traditional Thai with he.

Who do you guys rate as best massage then?

Thanks for the info.
Lily and Cherry are worth a try. 4 hander from Lily is good

Stage Oriental Massage Centre in Sunderland on your list too.

We try not to mention names of the shop girls on these reports/reviews by the way, so as not to get any of them into trouble etc etc. Too late now though, I know ;)

I know little hot Rose from No1 has left now, but she gave me a great free HE one time ;)

Maxxblue can u pm me name of massuese also cheers

That'll be a no then !!!

Offline an04her

That'll be a no then !!!

Maybe it's because you've never posted before
STRANGER DANGER
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Offline maxxblue

an04her is right. We have had discussions on here about the disadvantages of revealing names of masseuses who offer extras, as this has led to them stopping offering such services or packing in altogether.

I have PM'd details requested to quite a lot of trusted members, and am more than happy to continue to do so, but I am not prepared to risk a masseuse ending her services by PM'ing their details to someone I have never even heard of. It's nothing personal, jabbronid, but maybe when you start contributing more then I will trust that you are a bona fide punter, and be happy to share my experiences with you.  :hi:

Offline The Rimmer

an04her is right. We have had discussions on here about the disadvantages of revealing names of masseuses who offer extras, as this has led to them stopping offering such services or packing in altogether.

I have PM'd details requested to quite a lot of trusted members, and am more than happy to continue to do so, but I am not prepared to risk a masseuse ending her services by PM'ing their details to someone I have never even heard of. It's nothing personal, jabbronid, but maybe when you start contributing more then I will trust that you are a bona fide punter, and be happy to share my experiences with you.  :hi:

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