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Author Topic: Best genuine massage with happy ending  (Read 919220 times)

Offline Marky

Last year i went to 99 Tai and saw a lovely lady from cornwall, nice massage pretty good HR. I went back in January and saw Rose who did an awfull massage and okish HR.
  Today i text and ask who is working and there age, i get a few broken English texts back
 "Too girls is messes just talk"
 I say what age are they
  "10 yes old"
  10 i say!!
  "sorr go wank yourself off " The reply
 Definatly wont be going there again!

Offline sqlbatsman


I say what age are they


Sorry but to me that question does make one sound like a creep. You are going there for a massage, anything over and above that is only chance. Would you still ask questions like this if you are going to lets say a good spa only offering a legit massages? The massage establishment wants to run a genuine place, where even ladies for example can come for a massage. Believe it or not there are loads of people who just want to come for a massage and nothing else.

Humble advice next time book an appointment, just as you would book to meet, I don't know, your dentist!!! Once you are there and once you have built a little rapport, then you can ask their "age and sexual preference"  :hi: (to the masseuse not the dentist  :D)

Offline Marky

 :D Fair point. Only asked as one i saw at Secrets last time was, shal we say verry mature

Offline nerascal

Has anyone tried the new lady advertising in Middlesbrough for massage?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/swedish-massage-services/swedish-massage-/1155386844

Probably legit but not sure

Looks like the m/f couple from Chester le street are no longer Working

They have recently moved home, I had a booking there a couple of weeks ago, but when I got there they didn't respond to phonecalls or texts, I was back home before they replied.

They have recently moved home, I had a booking there a couple of weeks ago, but when I got there they didn't respond to phonecalls or texts, I was back home before they replied.

Not very good is it? There wasn't much feedback about them anyway, doubt they will return

Went to the massage place on pilgrim street a few weeks ago the one above the alterations shop, decent massage & he defo will be going back

Offline 3rdManIn

Has anyone tried the new lady advertising in Middlesbrough for massage?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/swedish-massage-services/swedish-massage-/1155386844

Probably legit but not sure

Doesn't look shabby. Says she's been posting for two years - the fact we are 147 pages in and I don't think anyone's mentioned her, especially as there have been a lot of questions about massage in the south of the region, suggests she's probably legit.

Offline DannyWatt

They have recently moved home, I had a booking there a couple of weeks ago, but when I got there they didn't respond to phonecalls or texts, I was back home before they replied.

I'm sure I've seen these advertising on craiglist.

Offline nerascal

Doesn't look shabby. Says she's been posting for two years - the fact we are 147 pages in and I don't think anyone's mentioned her, especially as there have been a lot of questions about massage in the south of the region, suggests she's probably legit.

She might have advertised stuff on Gumtree to sell but first time I've seen her advertising massage (and I check for new advertisers pretty often)

Offline an04her

She might have advertised stuff on Gumtree to sell but first time I've seen her advertising massage (and I check for new advertisers pretty often)

Gumtree rules,  you're not allowed to have a photo of yourself when advertising massage
Banning reason: Leaver

Offline cannylad

They have recently moved home, I had a booking there a couple of weeks ago, but when I got there they didn't respond to phonecalls or texts, I was back home before they replied.

The one review on here was horrific! and why would you want a bloke tugging your winker?

Offline david smith

Has anyone tried the new lady advertising in Middlesbrough for massage?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/swedish-massage-services/swedish-massage-/1155386844

Probably legit but not sure
I went on Saturday 20 pound for massage it was rubbish had boxers on n towel over ans booked hour for 20 pound I was out after 3o mins  don't waste ur time or money she rubbish
Banning reason: Troll

Offline nerascal

Thanks David, saved me wasting £20

Offline frenchhorn

anyone David Smith can recommend or did he just join the forum to slate this new ad ?
Banning reason: Idiot who won't accept rule against STD allegations

Offline alfie2013

Has anyone tried the new lady advertising in Middlesbrough for massage?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/swedish-massage-services/swedish-massage-/1155386844

Probably legit but not sure

Saw her yesterday nice house modern estate asked to park on her drive so had a feeling it was legit. No conversation, shown to room with table and told to get ready and lie face up on table. Got naked and covered my nether regions with what was quite a big towel. She came back started massaging my face and head then shoulders and arms all very gentle. Moved to my feet and worked her way to about two inches above my knees, (nearly touched my old man then  :D ) then told to turn over and more of the same. She advertised full body massage but actually missed about the middle third. Got my full hour and at £20 no great loss but won't be returning.  :hi:

Offline Jim1


Saw her yesterday nice house modern estate asked to park on her drive so had a feeling it was legit. No conversation, shown to room with table and told to get ready and lie face up on table. Got naked and covered my nether regions with what was quite a big towel. She came back started massaging my face and head then shoulders and arms all very gentle. Moved to my feet and worked her way to about two inches above my knees, (nearly touched my old man then  :D ) then told to turn over and more of the same. She advertised full body massage but actually missed about the middle third. Got my full hour and at £20 no great loss but won't be returning.  :hi:

Thanks for this one Alfie. I was going to make contact for a massage but wont bother now. Even with no HE its still a poor service in my opinion.
Banning reason: Breaking site rule on banned forums

Hi guys not been on for a while, looking for 1st massage this year, has anyone used the ad on gumtree starting "hi I'm emma" from Sunderland, wanting to try someone new and can anyone tell me if any good or what can get cheers

Offline alfie2013

Hi guys not been on for a while, looking for 1st massage this year, has anyone used the ad on gumtree starting "hi I'm emma" from Sunderland, wanting to try someone new and can anyone tell me if any good or what can get cheers

She's discussed on previous page,  :hi:

Offline nerascal

Hi guys not been on for a while, looking for 1st massage this year, has anyone used the ad on gumtree starting "hi I'm emma" from Sunderland, wanting to try someone new and can anyone tell me if any good or what can get cheers

A review a few days ago on this thread. Not very positive

Online jarrovian

Any info on Lana relaxing Thai massage (gumtree Tyne &wear)


Online jarrovian

Yes there are three ladies working there

Offline 3rdManIn

If I remember rightly, someone said they were starting at £60 for "additional treatments".  :(

Went to the place on blandford sq massage was ok + 20 at the end but done on a regular bed,flat was a bit of a mess and was atleast 1 other girl inside, I recognised the one that gave me the massage but can't put my finger on where from.






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