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Offline Clito

It's 'horses for courses' really, as I agree that a visit to Sheng is worthwhile, but I wasn't impressed with Sarah at all. One of the benefits of this thread is hearing about people's varied experiences with different masseuses, and deciding which one's appeal. Long may this thread last!

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Who is Yvonne?

I just used to the search button and typed Yvonne massage ..........................................

Offline Zooms

Don't forget Niki who is as good as sheng in my experience   :D

Don't forget Niki who is as good as sheng in my experience   :D

Niki's massage was excellent. But hr wasn't. Either was the location of the portacabin

Are there 2 Nikki's ?
I've read one is from Jesmond and another from Hexham ... ?

Offline Mr blue

Are there 2 Nikki's ?
I've read one is from Jesmond and another from Hexham ... ?

Yes that's correct nikki in jesmond is body bliss on gumtree , the other nikki is the one in a portacabin in Hexham

Offline Zooms

Jesmond is Nikki and Hexham is niki

Though God knows why!

Which Nikki is the best one ?

I've just been to Lisa's for the 1st time.
Not impressed at all.

Got in, got undressed, the lass stayed in the room while I did, which is always good.
She kept coughing and then left the room to cough heavier. I was waiting on the table at this point and wanted to get up and leave, but I stayed. She wasnt the best looker either.

OK massage. Slight ball strokes but not much.

Turned me over , did a couple of belly, thigh strokes. Then after about 1 min of front massage, she touched my cock,  leaned over and asked "you want this ? ;)" ,, of course I said yes and asked how much  ...... she said "£30" ???WTF????!!!!!!!!!!! Nutcase, im not a n00b and I said £20 , she said "oh no, more than that" .. I told thats all I have. She aint gonna turn down cash... and £20 is the going rate. Unless the massage is £35, then fair play
Anyway, she didnt say an more words after the stand off, got the oil and gave me a mechanical HJ. Deffo on the lower scale of the ones I've had.
I was on the table for about 50 min as well as her leaving the room to cough!! So I even waited for my £2 change haha

On the way there I walked past the place opposite old fire station, which was called "Violets". I wish I had have gone in there now.

Offline Moresomes

. Either was the location of the portacabin

 That's what puts me off as well. I saw her when she first kicked off in Hexham, but her place is literally surrounded by  units, and they were practically queuing up to watch me when I slunk out. God knows what it's like now, because the cat must be well and truly out of the bag. That's all that stops me from going back, because she' a tidy little thing

Offline Pen2015


I've just been to Lisa's for the 1st time.
Not impressed at all.

Same. Rip off merchants & if anyone who knows the score walks in & calls them on their £30 bullshit they get sulky & give poor service.

Been twice. Same craic on both occasions. Avoid.

That's what puts me off as well. I saw her when she first kicked off in Hexham, but her place is literally surrounded by  units, and they were practically queuing up to watch me when I slunk out. God knows what it's like now, because the cat must be well and truly out of the bag. That's all that stops me from going back, because she' a tidy little thing

She did have a fit body and nice pouty lips...but not the best looking i thought

Offline Zooms

I've seen Niki several times always early morning. Never been anyone there. And who cares if someone sees you? It's much less exposed than many a parlour or girls house.
Maybe I've been luck I just park around the corner and walk in.

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3. Cherry Blossom

Good luck trying to book Cherry. More chance of getting an audience with the Pope.

Good luck trying to book Cherry. More chance of getting an audience with the Pope.

Seen her twice ;)

Offline maxxblue

I've seen Niki several times always early morning. Never been anyone there. And who cares if someone sees you? It's much less exposed than many a parlour or girls house.
Maybe I've been luck I just park around the corner and walk in.

+ 1

I've also been at different times of the day, and think it is much more discreet than parlours and some girls' homes.

The only thing that made me chuckle to myself last time is that on the way out I notices a huge banner on the gates to the yard saying 'Yin-Yang Massage' on it - so much for onlookers not knowing what I was doing there! I suppose it could be a legit massage business, as far as onlookers are concerned.

Offline The Rimmer

Which Nikki is the best one ?

I've just been to Lisa's for the 1st time.
Not impressed at all.

Got in, got undressed, the lass stayed in the room while I did, which is always good.
She kept coughing and then left the room to cough heavier. I was waiting on the table at this point and wanted to get up and leave, but I stayed. She wasnt the best looker either.

OK massage. Slight ball strokes but not much.

Turned me over , did a couple of belly, thigh strokes. Then after about 1 min of front massage, she touched my cock,  leaned over and asked "you want this ? ;)" ,, of course I said yes and asked how much  ...... she said "£30" ???WTF????!!!!!!!!!!! Nutcase, im not a n00b and I said £20 , she said "oh no, more than that" .. I told thats all I have. She aint gonna turn down cash... and £20 is the going rate. Unless the massage is £35, then fair play
Anyway, she didnt say an more words after the stand off, got the oil and gave me a mechanical HJ. Deffo on the lower scale of the ones I've had.
I was on the table for about 50 min as well as her leaving the room to cough!! So I even waited for my £2 change haha

On the way there I walked past the place opposite old fire station, which was called "Violets". I wish I had have gone in there now.

Wish I had warned you about here
Same experience 2 months ago...cant remember her name...and the 50 mins on table really pisses me off along with her telling me to be quiet because customer next door....she was Chinese very young and said only been doing it a few months
Its the ONLY time Ive complained afterwards on e mail to Lisa's....only got an apology nowt else
« Last Edit: January 13, 2016, 09:49:25 PM by ThaiLover18 »

Wish I had warned you about here
Same experience 2 months ago...cant remember her name...and the 50 mins on table really pisses me off along with her telling me to be quiet because customer next door....she was Chinese very young and said only been doing it a few months
Its the ONLY time Ive complained afterwards on e mail to Lisa's....only got an apology nowt else

After the HE she put a towel over me and massaged my kneecap haha ,, useless.

Offline hogey

+ 1

I've also been at different times of the day, and think it is much more discreet than parlours and some girls' homes.

The only thing that made me chuckle to myself last time is that on the way out I notices a huge banner on the gates to the yard saying 'Yin-Yang Massage' on it - so much for onlookers not knowing what I was doing there! I suppose it could be a legit massage business, as far as onlookers are concerned.

I guess it is a legit massage place really just the odd dirty old man going in for a bit extra.
Niki told me she has quite a few women visit (without HE ) and also quite a few guys who just want a massage .
I think the location is fine and the place is well decorated an nice and warm.
Each to our own I guess but A + for me   
Banning reason: Abusive + Multiple accounts (hogey, evolution12)

Offline 3rdManIn

Walked past Lisa's today and was remembering my own poor experience there. I hadn't previously noticed that Phuket Island was just next to it as well (I'm from out of town). Is that any good?

Offline maxxblue

I think that Phuket island is completely legit.

Offline frenchhorn

phuket is legit and good , and reasonable price
a good looking girl when I went but totally legit
Banning reason: Idiot who won't accept rule against STD allegations

Offline The Rimmer

Walked past Lisa's today and was remembering my own poor experience there. I hadn't previously noticed that Phuket Island was just next to it as well (I'm from out of town). Is that any good?

100 yards further down is No 1 Thai...officially legit....but its not!

100 yards further down is No 1 Thai...officially legit....but its not!

99 is the best out of the "Oily Island" selection.
Haven beem to no1 for about a year though

Offline big p ne

Wish I had warned you about here
Same experience 2 months ago...cant remember her name...and the 50 mins on table really pisses me off along with her telling me to be quiet because customer next door....she was Chinese very young and said only been doing it a few months
Its the ONLY time Ive complained afterwards on e mail to Lisa's....only got an apology nowt else
    nikki of Hexham is the only place i use now. i dont know what all the fuss is. you can park out side free.its clean warm and you get a very good service.






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