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Offline frenchhorn

hi oscar I think cathrine is back home for a while Is its that time where they swap girls at that place
let's hope her replacement is as good if it is that time
Banning reason: Idiot who won't accept rule against STD allegations

Has anyone tried the MF duo massage in Chester le Street? Any details?

They advertise on gumtree. Sorry can't do links.

Offline Frankly

Has anyone tried the MF duo massage in Chester le Street? Any details?

They advertise on gumtree. Sorry can't do links.

First time poster so apologies if this goes tits up!
Tried the Ch-le-St couple & they were ok - she's young & attractive but easily distracted.
Both just wore their ordinary jeans & sweatshirts. Accommodation was poor but they were due to move in a week or so so should be moved by now.
Can't remember the cost but it was just as quoted

Yes I've put a report on auto-censored about them. Details below in case you're not a member:

I met this couple before Christmas having seen their ad on Craigslist. All comms were via email which suited me and it quickly became apparent a Happy Ending would be offered and the £50 fee was all inclusive. Whilst the thought of the guy doing the HE wasn't particularly appealing I figured the extra element of the girl being present and / or helping out would make for an interesting experience so lets give it a go! Details as follows:

Comms good - lots of chat via email. An appointment was arranged just outside Chester-Le-Street and the house was easy to find and in a quiet residential street.

The guy answered (Mark I think his name was) and he was really pleasant and talkative, I enjoyed his company. I'd guess he's mid to late 20's, friendly and easy to get on with. He introduced me to his GF, Nicole, who is early 20's and slim. The massage table was set up in the front room under a large TV on the wall with some film blaring out - not exactly sensual!

I stripped off and lay on my front - both began a gentle massage mainly of my legs. Mark was very chatty, a bit too chatty to be honest as I like to shut my eyes and slip into that lovely peaceful state whilst I'm being massaged. After a very average massage he asked me to turn over and they began to massage my legs and chest - at this point I answered any questions with a one word answer and I think he got the hint and it went peaceful so I could concentrate.

After maybe 20 or 30 minutes Mark carried on doing my legs but Nicole began to rub my stomach with the very occasional 'accidental' brush of my cock; up until this point there had been no CC swipes or ball rubbing although both sets of hands had briefly strayed onto my inner thighs although not for long enough to be sensual. Eventually she started rubbing my cock and progressed into a long and very gentle happy ending during which Mark didn't touch me intimately but did carry on rubbing my thighs. One finished I cleaned up and left.

So in summary? On the plus side an interesting and unusual experience with a pleasant couple and one which I would like to repeat, albeit with less chat during the massage. I'd have preferred a more sensual massage but would ask for this next time round. Overall I'd recommend anyone with an open mind trying this as an experience.

HOWEVER!! There were some very negative aspects which will probably put me off going back. Nicole was full of cold and kept sniffing / leaving the room to blow her nose. (I did wonder if she was coked up but there was nothing in her demeanor to suggest this). The phone kept ringing / bleeping for a text and whilst not every one was answered some were. The massage was too light, too unsensual and mainly confined to the legs. Finally I'm not sure if there was someone else or a dog upstairs as I did hear some bumping and Mark or Nicole kept leaving the room to check / blow her nose / get a drink / some other excuse.

An interesting time but no I'll not go back.

So strange experience yesterday. Scene needs setting a couple of months ago.
I rang one weekday for a same day massage with Thereza (from UK Classifieds - Sensual Massage in Gateshead), and was told there was no availability. Fair enough. Private masseuses rarely have same day availability.
I rang the following Monday and asked for an appointment on the Friday, well in advance. Now she had recently changed her advert, stating only regulars should ring. Clearly had a bad appointment, and was playing safe. Now, I'd seen her two or three times, but not recently, so I thought I'd chance my arm with the "regular" tag. The phone call I had shook me. I got what can only be described as a bollocking by her, telling me "I thought I told you not to ring last week!" and "I'm only seeing regulars!" Last week I was simply told there were no appointments that day. Obviously I left things, and went elsewhere.
Yesterday, wanting a well priced massage, with HE, I rang Thereza. Greeted pleasantly enough, wanted a half four appointment. She asked where I was coming from - i.e. work, and if I could make it. Agreed it all. Great I thought.
Turned up at 4.25, rang the bell, inner door opens, then closes.
Strange, I thought. Maybe she has someone else in.
Ring again.
Again.
10 minutes later, she answers, wet hair in dressing gown.
"I'm here for your half four appointment."
"You don't have an appointment."
"Sure I do. We spoke on the phone."
"You. Don't. Have. An. Appointment." Her tone getting a little angry now.
Off I went, and there you go. I don't know if it's something against me, but I can't think what I've done wrong to her. Maybe she's going through something personal. That line of work, while fairly lucrative, could, I suppose turn sour on a person.
Went to Nisa, got a nice-ish massage, and boobs out hand job, and left happy, in the end.

Offline nerascal

Sounds like a lucky escape. All the reviews I've seen for her make her the last person I'd be persevering to book.

Offline daviemac


The phone call I had shook me. I got what can only be described as a bollocking by her, telling me "I thought I told you not to ring last week!" and "I'm only seeing regulars!" Last week I was simply told there were no appointments that day. Obviously I left things, and went elsewhere.
Yesterday, wanting a well priced massage, with HE, I rang Thereza.

I don't understand the logic behind persevering with someone like that. Is it that important to save a few quid to get a massage of her when she isn't well reviewed here.  :unknown:

Anhbody been to Pilgrim St recently ?
Its advertised today and the name on gumtree is "Rose"
Is this Rose from another place? I know theres been a Rose at No1 and more recently 99 (both are good, but I get bored too quick ;) )

I don't understand the logic behind persevering with someone like that. Is it that important to save a few quid to get a massage of her when she isn't well reviewed here.  :unknown:

We'll,  I certainly won't be from now on. She seemed fine on the phone yesterday.

Offline The Rimmer

Anhbody been to Pilgrim St recently ?
Its advertised today and the name on gumtree is "Rose"
Is this Rose from another place? I know theres been a Rose at No1 and more recently 99 (both are good, but I get bored too quick ;) )
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Thats another Rose I highly recommend her

Offline The Rimmer

Anhbody been to Pilgrim St recently ?
Its advertised today and the name on gumtree is "Rose"
Is this Rose from another place? I know theres been a Rose at No1 and more recently 99 (both are good, but I get bored too quick ;) )


Thats another Rose Chinese very attractive.Recommended.Sensual superb.

hi guys , has anybody tried mila/leena massage who advertises on gumtree Stockton , I aslo notice she advertise on adultwork which appears to be more than massage , thanks

Offline gazz46

have you got link cant find on gumtree or adult
Banning reason: Abusive shit

Offline cannylad

Yes I've put a report on [banned-site-auto-censor] about them. Details below in case you're not a member:

I met this couple before Christmas having seen their ad on Craigslist. All comms were via email which suited me and it quickly became apparent a Happy Ending would be offered and the £50 fee was all inclusive. Whilst the thought of the guy doing the HE wasn't particularly appealing I figured the extra element of the girl being present and / or helping out would make for an interesting experience so lets give it a go! Details as follows:

Comms good - lots of chat via email. An appointment was arranged just outside Chester-Le-Street and the house was easy to find and in a quiet residential street.

The guy answered (Mark I think his name was) and he was really pleasant and talkative, I enjoyed his company. I'd guess he's mid to late 20's, friendly and easy to get on with. He introduced me to his GF, Nicole, who is early 20's and slim. The massage table was set up in the front room under a large TV on the wall with some film blaring out - not exactly sensual!

I stripped off and lay on my front - both began a gentle massage mainly of my legs. Mark was very chatty, a bit too chatty to be honest as I like to shut my eyes and slip into that lovely peaceful state whilst I'm being massaged. After a very average massage he asked me to turn over and they began to massage my legs and chest - at this point I answered any questions with a one word answer and I think he got the hint and it went peaceful so I could concentrate.

After maybe 20 or 30 minutes Mark carried on doing my legs but Nicole began to rub my stomach with the very occasional 'accidental' brush of my cock; up until this point there had been no CC swipes or ball rubbing although both sets of hands had briefly strayed onto my inner thighs although not for long enough to be sensual. Eventually she started rubbing my cock and progressed into a long and very gentle happy ending during which Mark didn't touch me intimately but did carry on rubbing my thighs. One finished I cleaned up and left.

So in summary? On the plus side an interesting and unusual experience with a pleasant couple and one which I would like to repeat, albeit with less chat during the massage. I'd have preferred a more sensual massage but would ask for this next time round. Overall I'd recommend anyone with an open mind trying this as an experience.

HOWEVER!! There were some very negative aspects which will probably put me off going back. Nicole was full of cold and kept sniffing / leaving the room to blow her nose. (I did wonder if she was coked up but there was nothing in her demeanor to suggest this). The phone kept ringing / bleeping for a text and whilst not every one was answered some were. The massage was too light, too unsensual and mainly confined to the legs. Finally I'm not sure if there was someone else or a dog upstairs as I did hear some bumping and Mark or Nicole kept leaving the room to check / blow her nose / get a drink / some other excuse.

An interesting time but no I'll not go back.

Bit of a contradiction ...

btw from your report it sounds rank and one to be avoided!

On a more tangential note, is it standard practice for the masseuse to ask for your phone number? After a second visit to a place in the city centre (rather not identify the girl), she asked for my number as I used to be a personal trainer and she indicated that she wanted to lose some weight. She seems nice enough so I'm sure I'm being overly suspicious without good cause but was wondering if this was common?

Offline The Rimmer

Hadnt been to Secrets for awhile....been recently...it delivers every time for me.Chinese lady Wim...over 40?...decent figure nice legs showing up to thigh.good massage turned sensual last 20 plus munutes..then HE.

Offline Pen2015

Anyone noticed the standards tend to slip quite markedly on subsequent visits???

Apart from the 2 "indy stars" as it were, (imo Sheng & Sarah) the effort even the legit massage places gets piss poor real quick!

Online groovy

Anyone noticed the standards tend to slip quite markedly on subsequent visits???
Can't say I have.
Any places in particular ?

Online jarrovian

Anyone been to lavenders recently? Its over a year since I last visited and the last girls I saw were Anne, Sophie, and Diana. Are there any new girls working there? Cheers

Hi everyone newby who do you recommend for the best sensual massage :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline Pen2015

Can't say I have.
Any places in particular ?

On reflection it's mainly the legit SP'S. I.e. The ones you might give a second chance to on whether anything more might be on offer to regs. PM me for the info if you like.

1st time you go you seem to get an excellent massage, subsequent ones they get lazy.

I must admit, I don't find any difference is the massage. Most places in Newcastle will almost give a great massage if that's what you want. With reference HE I think that does depend but again most of time if the massage is shit then the HE will be so i just leave it. I am not paying 20 quid to some lass who doesn't care and just wants to get you out the room asap.

That's why Sheng and Sarah are so good. The rest really need to up their game in 2016.

Offline Pen2015

Sheng and Sarah are so good. The rest really need to up their game in 2016.

This entire thread can be summed up with this sentence & I'm speaking as someone who's kept up with it from the start!

A rolling top 10 is in order I think:

1. Sheng
2. Sarah

Anyone care to add? Could it be added to?

Edit: Although not speaking from personal experience I suppose Yvonne (or whatever she's known as now) could qualify?
« Last Edit: January 12, 2016, 10:50:14 PM by Pen2015 »

This entire thread can be summed up with this sentence & I'm speaking as someone who's kept up with it from the start!

A rolling top 10 is in order I think:

1. Sheng
2. Sarah

Anyone care to add? Could it be added to?

Edit: Although not speaking from personal experience I suppose Yvonne (or whatever she's known as now) could qualify?

3. Cherry Blossom

Offline maxxblue

This entire thread can be summed up with this sentence & I'm speaking as someone who's kept up with it from the start!

A rolling top 10 is in order I think:

1. Sheng
2. Sarah

Anyone care to add? Could it be added to?

Edit: Although not speaking from personal experience I suppose Yvonne (or whatever she's known as now) could qualify?

It's 'horses for courses' really, as I agree that a visit to Sheng is worthwhile, but I wasn't impressed with Sarah at all. One of the benefits of this thread is hearing about people's varied experiences with different masseuses, and deciding which one's appeal. Long may this thread last!
« Last Edit: January 13, 2016, 09:04:05 AM by maxxblue »






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