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Offline Wellydogg

Thai orchid is legit as far as I know cracking massages

Hello gentlemen, first post on this thread.
So excuse me if I do fall foul of any rules you may have in place.
I visited number 1 Thai the other day, I was rather disappointed, I mean don't get me wrong, I thoroughly enjoyed every moment of the massage, but no he???  :dash:
I remember reading somewhere on this extensive post that another member managed to get a bj at this place?
I was bollock naked, had plenty of brushes on the balls and even old Johnny had his head knocked a few times, but nothing at the end!!!

Can somebody enlighten me further? Am I doing something wrong?
I and the gorgeous masseuse had excellent conversation, but not a hint of anything extra!

Offline The Rimmer

Is that the one on Stowell Street?

It's on pink lane Aswell bud. Supposedly since they've moved the ladies have been told to calm down on the he.

Is that the one on Stowell Street?
No I went to the 1 on pink lane mate.


Ahhh thats a bloody shame, the girl was an absolute stunner, I really thought it was all going to happen, the way she was brushing my balls, and massaging my front for a good 20 minutes, while I'm lying there with a very stiff hard on.

Offline The Rimmer

Is that Phuket Island or another one?...I'm looking for another place that doesnt do HE's to help my cash flow lol..

Offline The Rimmer

The one I got the full works off at Secrets near Tiger Tiger even tied my shoe laces up!....not a talker either...

Offline The Rimmer

Hello gentlemen, first post on this thread.
So excuse me if I do fall foul of any rules you may have in place.
I visited number 1 Thai the other day, I was rather disappointed, I mean don't get me wrong, I thoroughly enjoyed every moment of the massage, but no he???  :dash:
I remember reading somewhere on this extensive post that another member managed to get a bj at this place?
I was bollock naked, had plenty of brushes on the balls and even old Johnny had his head knocked a few times, but nothing at the end!!!

Can somebody enlighten me further? Am I doing something wrong?
I and the gorgeous masseuse had excellent conversation, but not a hint of anything extra!

You will get a HE at Secrets or Nisa1

You will get a HE at Secrets or Nisa1
I've been to both nisa mate,
The 1 on west gate road, I got a massage and he from this old Thai lady, she looked about 50ish.
Then tried their branch in Sunderland, got a massage, bj, 69 and he from a lass called May, young lass about 24, big fake tits, but a tiny body.

Secrets wasn't great, middle aged Chinese lady, fake groans and moans while giving me he, and she was the only 1 working that night. The phone kept ringing,but she just carried on with me.


I hope some miracle happens and that lass at no1 falls in love with me or something, she's an absolute stunner. (Sorry if I sound abit creepy)!!

Offline alex_890

I've been to both nisa mate,
The 1 on west gate road, I got a massage and he from this old Thai lady, she looked about 50ish.
Then tried their branch in Sunderland, got a massage, bj, 69 and he from a lass called May, young lass about 24, big fake tits, but a tiny body.

Secrets wasn't great, middle aged Chinese lady, fake groans and moans while giving me he, and she was the only 1 working that night. The phone kept ringing,but she just carried on with me.


I hope some miracle happens and that lass at no1 falls in love with me or something, she's an absolute stunner. (Sorry if I sound abit creepy)!!

I'm going to book an hour at Nisa 2 in Sunderland, will ask for May after reading this!!  :wacko:

How much roughly should I be paying for HE? And should I mention it on phone, or just when I get there? First time... :blush:

I'm going to book an hour at Nisa 2 in Sunderland, will ask for May after reading this!!  :wacko:

How much roughly should I be paying for HE? And should I mention it on phone, or just when I get there? First time... :blush:
Going rate is £20 mate, if you manage to get cheaper then you've scored!
Personally I wouldn't ask for any extra services over the phone, we all know very well what most of these places are like, but I think on the outset they want to maintain the image of a legitimate business.

Once your in, she will ask you about 20 minutes into the session whether you would like any extras, she's a canny lass, but beware her English isn't great.

Offline The Rimmer

I'm going to book an hour at Nisa 2 in Sunderland, will ask for May after reading this!!  :wacko:

How much roughly should I be paying for HE? And should I mention it on phone, or just when I get there? First time... :blush:

The girls at Nisa 1 and 2 swap shifts around.I dont no if there s a May still there?

Offline The Rimmer

Going rate is £20 mate, if you manage to get cheaper then you've scored!
Personally I wouldn't ask for any extra services over the phone, we all know very well what most of these places are like, but I think on the outset they want to maintain the image of a legitimate business.

Once your in, she will ask you about 20 minutes into the session whether you would like any extras, she's a canny lass, but beware her English isn't great.

I tend to get asked last 5 to 10 mins and i deffo wouldnt ask before appointment

Offline The Rimmer

I've been to both nisa mate,
The 1 on west gate road, I got a massage and he from this old Thai lady, she looked about 50ish.
Then tried their branch in Sunderland, got a massage, bj, 69 and he from a lass called May, young lass about 24, big fake tits, but a tiny body.

Secrets wasn't great, middle aged Chinese lady, fake groans and moans while giving me he, and she was the only 1 working that night. The phone kept ringing,but she just carried on with me.


I hope some miracle happens and that lass at no1 falls in love with me or something, she's an absolute stunner. (Sorry if I sound abit creepy)!!
Westgate Road place has moved now....to Stanhope Street

The girls at Nisa 1 and 2 swap shifts around.I dont no if there s a May still there?

Yeah may is still there mate, I seen her last week.
I went to the Newcastle 1 a few months back, they must have recently moved.

Hello gentlemen, first post on this thread.
So excuse me if I do fall foul of any rules you may have in place.
I visited number 1 Thai the other day, I was rather disappointed, I mean don't get me wrong, I thoroughly enjoyed every moment of the massage, but no he???  :dash:
I remember reading somewhere on this extensive post that another member managed to get a bj at this place?
I was bollock naked, had plenty of brushes on the balls and even old Johnny had his head knocked a few times, but nothing at the end!!!

Can somebody enlighten me further? Am I doing something wrong?
I and the gorgeous masseuse had excellent conversation, but not a hint of anything extra!

I got a hj from No1 a yearish ago. She didnt ask for £ but I gave her £20 as I was so impressed she did that. I've been once since they moved and did a DIY when i was massaged.
I've done it a few times.


Been lurking on here for a little while & thanks to this thread have danced on Shengs finger a couple of times. Fantastic experience so thanks for the recommendations.
After seeing a review by Boom52 I'm interested in visiting Ellie in Morpeth. It was a year old so is she still operating? I can't seem to find an ad on Gumtree.

Offline alex_890

Going rate is £20 mate, if you manage to get cheaper then you've scored!
Personally I wouldn't ask for any extra services over the phone, we all know very well what most of these places are like, but I think on the outset they want to maintain the image of a legitimate business.

Once your in, she will ask you about 20 minutes into the session whether you would like any extras, she's a canny lass, but beware her English isn't great.

Thanks  :) Thanks to Thailover too :)

Offline Craggzy

Quick update.

Had a lovely half hour with Sophie at Lavanders yesterday. Expertly given he at end of massage. £20 tip given although price beforehand as always was not discussed.


Been lurking on here for a little while & thanks to this thread have danced on Shengs finger a couple of times. Fantastic experience so thanks for the recommendations.
After seeing a review by Boom52 I'm interested in visiting Ellie in Morpeth. It was a year old so is she still operating? I can't seem to find an ad on Gumtree.

she retired at the end of  august I believe mate

Offline diddy

Only tried the slippery Nuru, since Kirsten retired you have at least two new options in Newcastle, one is Sexy Becky on the Quayside - www.adultwork.com/631960 or https://www.adultwork.com/Sexy%2D25Becky.
The other is Angel Yvonne - www.escort-newcastle.com/nuru-massage .

You'll get a happy ending with both but Becky offers an extra 'surprise' ending for all of you who wondered what it would be like in prison if you accidentally dropped the soap in the showers - a 9 inch strap on!
Im in shock, just when I think ive read it all here...anal hooks, rainbow kisses, 3 superstars on 1, whatever, now this. So if I get this right, you have a nice relaxing genuine massage, as per the thread title, and then at some point towards the end you get anally violated from a 9inch strap-on :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare: to completely undo the peaceful sensual prequel (its not exactly a little pinkie slipping in quietly lets face it so it is a violation at best)..each to their own and all that but does that really go with a nice massage, jesus


2 review(s) found for Saxy me linked to in above post (1 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

she retired at the end of  august I believe mate
Yeah. Boom52 confirmed as much. Thanks though.

Online daviemac

Im in shock, just when I think ive read it all here...anal hooks, rainbow kisses, 3 superstars on 1, whatever, now this. So if I get this right, you have a nice relaxing genuine massage, as per the thread title, and then at some point towards the end you get anally violated from a 9inch strap-on :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare: to completely undo the peaceful sensual prequel (its not exactly a little pinkie slipping in quietly lets face it so it is a violation at best)..each to their own and all that but does that really go with a nice massage, jesus

Dead wrong - you're quoting from 2 years ago and those two aren't working any more. Try reading some more up to date posts to get an idea of what's available now.   :hi: 






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