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Author Topic: Best genuine massage with happy ending  (Read 915041 times)

I have tried sarah on the coast road finally!
about 3 months ago I asked if she did hand job on txt and she blanked me so this time just booked a massage last week.
I am a fit 30yr old and her hands are strong you guys may call it a massage but I have bruisies on my arms and legs I was in pain!she is strong for a skinny woman!and after all this she sed she was holding back!i didn't really enjoy the massage. only went with £50 the dirty cow was touching my cock but wouldn't take £10 for hand job so I left with blue balls.
no touching was allowed and hand relief was £20 extra as has been sed b4. one thing I will disagree with is I don't think she is attractive. ok she is slim but has a face like a dog? no offence like but I read many times she was stunning but all I could think of was ladyboy! sheng for me any day..ps how much does sheg charge? for 30mins I pay more than £20 but less than £30 don't want to say the exact amount in case she knows in me!(incase she reads this )is she does read it... sheng get your tits out lass

Offline sy50

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I was thinking the same. Sarah is lovely and yes her massages are strong but all you need to do is ask her to do it softly. Actually I might give her a call..

Sorry young sir from now onwards I shall retain from using my northern accent, and thus shall retain to being English good and proper.
so rephrase " sheng please remove your cardigan and upper pants and let us gentlemen see your titties"   :hi:

Offline big p ne

yes Mr Blue i have been to hexham. and NIIKI is as good if not better then sheng long. fantastic massage gorgeous girl about 30 years old. free parking out side. the place is in a industrial estate. and its very discreet.  :thumbsup:

Offline jarrovian

Looks like my next day off work is sorted then, a nice little trip out to the country

Offline jarrovian

Is it a similar sort of massage to sheng and what's the damage to the wallet? Cheers

I didn't take the dive as its about 50mile round trip. But hey needs must!
can you write a review or post details eg
price, what was offered and how easy to book thanks  :)

I have tried sarah on the coast road finally!
about 3 months ago I asked if she did hand job on txt and she blanked me so this time just booked a massage last week.
I am a fit 30yr old and her hands are strong you guys may call it a massage but I have bruisies on my arms and legs I was in pain!she is strong for a skinny woman!and after all this she sed she was holding back!i didn't really enjoy the massage. only went with £50 the dirty cow was touching my cock but wouldn't take £10 for hand job so I left with blue balls.
no touching was allowed and hand relief was £20 extra as has been sed b4. one thing I will disagree with is I don't think she is attractive. ok she is slim but has a face like a dog? no offence like but I read many times she was stunning but all I could think of was ladyboy! sheng for me any day..ps how much does sheg charge? for 30mins I pay more than £20 but less than £30 don't want to say the exact amount in case she knows in me!(incase she reads this )is she does read it... sheng get your tits out lass

Your review made me want to try her, just to see for myself. So... I did tonight.

She isnt ugly and I would love to have her sitting on my face during a massage. But, I tell ya. I am lucky to be alive haha. She fucking rides those fingers and knuckles like she is trying to reach the bones in your legs haha. And yep, she said she was holding back to me.

Turned me over and then it started. Cock touching and soft massage.
Then heavier touching and she asked "you want me to do anything else?" "YEA :D" .. £20 ,, fair enough.

She didnt say no touching. She was stroking, biting her lip and looking at me,, fucking class. So I touched her thigh with my finger, then 2 fingers, then was grabbing her arse slightly up her skirt with bare legs. The strange part then happened .... after a few min of feeling her arse (only able to reach one cheek ha) she reached over for more oil, when she turned back she was like "oooooooh" and moved away, as if she just realised I was having a feel. Anyway, it was a nice HE.

Her appt is well nice too. Car park outside too. Pretty descreet. Says wheel clamping in operating for non residents but she reckoned it was ok.

I was due on the 30 past the hour but was 20 min early, i still didnt leave till 30 past,, so got like 1 hr 15 min worth and pain, massage and HE. I will re visit.
She was quiet but chatty when I made a bit more effort.

Your review made me want to try her, just to see for myself. So... I did tonight.

She isnt ugly and I would love to have her sitting on my face during a massage. But, I tell ya. I am lucky to be alive haha. She fucking rides those fingers and knuckles like she is trying to reach the bones in your legs haha. And yep, she said she was holding back to me.

Turned me over and then it started. Cock touching and soft massage.
Then heavier touching and she asked "you want me to do anything else?" "YEA :D" .. £20 ,, fair enough.

She didnt say no touching. She was stroking, biting her lip and looking at me,, fucking class. So I touched her thigh with my finger, then 2 fingers, then was grabbing her arse slightly up her skirt with bare legs. The strange part then happened .... after a few min of feeling her arse (only able to reach one cheek ha) she reached over for more oil, when she turned back she was like "oooooooh" and moved away, as if she just realised I was having a feel. Anyway, it was a nice HE.

Her appt is well nice too. Car park outside too. Pretty descreet. Says wheel clamping in operating for non residents but she reckoned it was ok.

I was due on the 30 past the hour but was 20 min early, i still didnt leave till 30 past,, so got like 1 hr 15 min worth and pain, massage and HE. I will re visit.
She was quiet but chatty when I made a bit more effort.

I bet she is a black belt in something. The POWER she put into my calfs (which are sore still) haha

Offline big p ne

same for me mate really enjoyed it. i would book her. i tried twice but she was booked up. so i have rebooked for saturday for a re visit gorgeous little ass.  :D

same for me mate really enjoyed it. i would book her. i tried twice but she was booked up. so i have rebooked for saturday for a re visit gorgeous little ass.  :D

I think I was the only one tonight. I rang about 4 to book, rang when outside and she answered straight away. Thats why there was no rush to kick me out.
Feels like ive been to the gym.

Next time, she will know im after HE and will hopefully do more "accidental" touching. Thats the main reason I like going to see new ones. With Sheng, she is great but I know whats going to happen. Same with a few others I know. I get bored too easy.

Offline big p ne

i know mate i am the same. she said if she gets busy she will get a friend to help bring it on  :yahoo:

well I take the ugly quote back, its a personal choice, I am not a big fan of tai or Chinese's women not trying to raciest as I am of Asian background my self, but they just don't do it for me. True if you went back for a 2nd or 3rd time you could probably slip in a finger but by then you will be bored!
one massage which nearly put me off was that fat bird in Gateshead bottom of a steep road think shes still on gumtree you can get anything you want off her shes a size 18 to 20!
well think it was £30 for half a hour asked her to send a pic of her face which she did looked ok. She works from a hair dressers and has a small massage room as I lay down gave her the old cat trap of ahh you look very nice ..bla bla well this normally gets them smiling. She was up for dfk and let me finger her and suck her tits and to be honest could have fucked her probably.
you know when your wanking and your nearly at that point where you want to spunk even if the queens watching you? well I was near that point trying to find her pussy , she says "hang on a min" and lifts her flab up so I could slip 3 fingers in didn't mind at the time but thinking back im feeling  :vomit:
for £30 it wasn't bad but the stench on my fingers I could smell her for 2 days! from experience the bigger they are the more they smell!
the lady from hexam sounds like the next mission   

Offline big p ne

i would say she was a size 6 so if you like the big girls she is not for you mate.

I didn't make my self clear I don't like big girls. the girl from Gateshead described herself as curvy and as I am always on the look out for new talent its worth a shot.
Big p whats on offer with the lady in hexam? how much did you pay? and so you go in expecting extra or do you wait to be asked?

Offline big p ne

i just left it all to her £40 for the hour + £20 for he spot on mate  :thumbsup:

WHen I read "curvy", I expect this .... (On the left)



Expectations too high ?  :lol:

Offline attack

Wouldn't trust a girl saying they're curvy, usually just means fat.

Offline frenchhorn

unfortunately we are all going to be disappointed if that means curvy
a short description of me
athletic
short hair
fairly attractive

means
never been to gym not fat
bald
face like a bag of spanners

wonder if there's any women who want to meet me ?  :rolleyes:
Banning reason: Idiot who won't accept rule against STD allegations

il meet ya! £40 but that's all I doing just meeting then im gonn atake your money and run! :lol:

Wouldn't trust a girl saying they're curvy, usually just means fat.
if she looked like anything like the girl on the left then I wouldn't have washed my fish fingers, I would have wore a glove and smelt my hand every night! but unfortunately the was more cury like judy finiggan! :scare:


Offline sesalovdarlo

I grapple as a hobby. 7 years ago I injured by back from impact on the floor I was in pain for weeks it eventually healed but still doesn't feel right when bending, exercising  etc. Saw a doc who said there is still scar tissue in the area only a deep tissue massage will help. So iv been going to Shen and getting her to deep (I asked her to go as deep as poss) massage my lower back. Had 3 deep tissue massages over 4 weeks and I think I'm cured.

It's great how you can mix pleasure and rehabilitation!  :wacko:

Looking to get sorted in Sunderland ( or not to far) , thai orchid great massage but no HE . I find this frustrating as fuck . Any good English lasses in co durham or tyne and wear . Dont want a prossie






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