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Offline neilrich3

She was not offended, but Agata is very quiet. Both times after the massage I've managed to engage her in conversation, she's a lovely girl, if HE was offered I'd be there every week.

Offline jarrovian

It a shame because I thought that the "agata special" massage implied there was something else on offer


Offline virginian

Just going back to Massage garden for a mo - does she keep you covered then - or just happily carry on and ignore the hard-on before her eyes?

Whereabouts is her place please?

Offline neilrich3

re: Massage Garden

Yeah, she's very good at keeping you covered, she strategically places the towel.  Both times I had a massive hard-on.

She always runs the shower for you at the end of the massage and it's always an interesting walk to the bathroom with my massive tent pole.

The location is clearly shown on the gumtree advert, just check the map...that's the location.

Offline egghead

I wouldn't bother with the massage garden, I didn't think the massage was all that - and she seems pretty dis-interested, as has been mentioned she is so quiet I found it pretty poor atmosphere. The thurs/fri girl doesn't do HR either.

I have read somewhere else she used to do full nude body to body massage and hr in gateshead, before she stopped that to become legit!

Offline neilrich3

Although legit, I thought it was a quality massage, she puts in a lot of effort, but she needs to engage more with the customer.

Offline egghead

Although legit, I thought it was a quality massage, she puts in a lot of effort, but she needs to engage more with the customer.

Just saying my experience - I thought the massage was average at best and the atmosphere was miserable, but experiences differ with every service!

Jusshe's ying my experience - I thought the massage was average at best and the atmosphere was miserable, but experiences differ with every service!
Thai birds have a poor grasp of English hence miserable atmosphere. as long as shes getting your hard earned she won't give two shits about atmosphere


Offline egghead

Facialgiver - the "quote" button has misquoted me - the massage place girls are not Thai and they have good English, but they are miserable/surly hence the poor atmosphere.

I disagree about atmosphere, providers who do promote a good, relaxed, friendly atmosphere get repeat business. If a place is shit who goes back.


Offline bob0411

Hi all, my first post on here.

I've been to Massage Garden twice now with mixed results.

The first time Agata really made an effort, dressed nicely, make-up, came out to meet me from flat, warm and inviting room, great massage, almost sensual, offered shower/clean towel and water at the end. An all round great experience.

The second time I visited yesterday couldn't have been more different, I had to ring the flat to get here to come down. It was cold and stunk of cigarette smoke (really off putting being a non smoker).  Agata looked dog rough, hadn't bothered to dress nicely, no make-up.  Massage was poor compared to first visit and as it was a Thursday I could hear the other girl (Racquel?) coming and going and talking to other clients which took me right out of the mood. Offered shower but no clean towel (had to use same one as for massage) which smelled stale like it hadn't been washed properly.  No water offered this time.  I also didn't get the full 90 mins and she charged me £50 (I know you get £5 discount on first visit but she bumped the price up by £10 this time around.)

She also mentioned her normal price is going up to £55 for new customers but if I became a 'regular' she'd see me for £45.

I agree with the comments about her being quiet/uncommunicative also - I'd hoped she would open up a little but doesn't seem interested in talking.

I left feeling really disappointed, won't be back.   :thumbsdown:

P.S. I have seen Tanya in Whitley Bay a few times.  As mentioned in other posts her massages get progressively more 'interesting' after each visit, my last one ended with a bj and her getting her breasts out, would def recommend.   :D

Offline jarrovian

Been to see Tanya loads, but no he or bj

Offline egghead

Been to see Tanya loads, but no he or bj

That is my experience also - and she has now given up HE with her "select" crowd as well - husband found a text or something!

Offline bob0411

That is my experience also - and she has now given up HE with her "select" crowd as well - husband found a text or something!

Sorry to hear that guys, just out of curiosity who told you this?

it has been discussed on the fbsm foirum

Offline bob0411

it has been discussed on the fbsm foirum

Ah ok, cheers. I must admit I haven't seen Tanya for a while now. 

I was briefly a member of the auto-censored too but because I hadn't posted was automatically de-registered and would have had to pay the £9.99 charge for re-registering. (No thanks.)

Someone mentioned to me on Friday about Rose Cottage Clinic going out of business due to public finding out about HE service on offer?

Don't know if this is true/accurate?  Can anyone confirm/deny this rumour?

Offline Tonydee

It is true because someone did exactly what you have just done and named her business and where it was.

Offline bob0411

It is true because someone did exactly what you have just done and named her business and where it was.

Sorry, to what are you referring?

If it's Tanya, it's common knowledge where she is located, and has already been discussed a number of times on the forum, it's even on her Gumtree advert.

If you're talking about Rose Cottage Clinic I haven't mentioned a name or location?

I'd always assumed it was legit and was merely asking other forum members if they had any knowledge of this.  That IS the point of a forum is it not?

Offline Tonydee

You haven't mentioned a name or you thought it was legit!  You have named the Rose Cottage Clinic and if looked into will find the exact address and you mention HE! No wonder she closed down with people like you with big mouths!!

Offline bob0411

Sigh, keyboard warriors everywhere you go these days it seems!

I don't have a big mouth but you probably get a fat one on a daily basis speaking to people like that pal!

It was a valid question, pertinent to this board/discussion?

Are we supposed to talk in terms of unnamed businesses at unnamed locations? 

Somehow don't think that would be much use to anyone!

Offline James999

Stop Whinging you two, you sound like kids in the playground  :sarcastic:

What is it with FBSM Discussions, they want ot discuss and then it's all "hush hush" don't say this / don't say that, and as for location, if ANYONE wants to know where a pro$$ie is located all they have to do is ring them up and the pro$$ie will tell them, so fucking grow a pair and stop being so precious  :timeout

Offline egghead

There seems to be some weird attitudes from certain guys who use FBSM services - I think sometimes guys think they are the only ones getting a HE from a SP because she has said "you are a special client" - get real chaps, if a masseuse offers hand jobs she is doing it for most and this leads to a "masonic" secrecy  around the scene - you are paying for a sex service like any of the blokes who use FS girls - however SOME punters and SP dress it up as something different.

Some masseuses have major issues when they offer certain services above massage with this getting "out" - fair enough guys can be discrete and should be if they are asked, but providers trying to swear people to absolute secrecy is never going to happen, people will talk to friends, other punters both in the real and virtual world. If anyone finding out they give a bloke a wank is a massive issue then providers should seriously consider only offering what they are comfortable with. Lets face it paying for any sex service is not a business transaction with rights and comebacks like buying a car!
« Last Edit: April 06, 2014, 05:47:51 PM by egghead »

Offline Fugazi64

The point is that this woman no longer provides a sexual service and when she did so she did so under a false name (as do all sex workers in my experience). Despite this her personal details have been made readily available in this thread. This is wrong and the offending posts should be deleted.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2014, 06:15:13 PM by Fugazi64 »






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