Right, Ive tried to give this review a few times and had to scrap it so sorry its taken so long! haha
NUMBER 1 THAI MASSAGE on stowell street...
I thought Id go along and just see what happened, I know that you lot would say i was mad for not asking for extras, but I thought i would go with the flow and check it out to see what I got as standard!
So I turned up, walked through the door to a small reception area with a couple of older women chatting.
Was shown through into a small room with a massage table and a HUGE SIGN on the wall saying "anyone asking for sexual services will be asked to leave" or words to that effect.
My masseuse came in, a little older than i would ideally have wanted but quite cute anyway, asked me to undress but leave my boxers on and lie on the bed while she left the room. Started to think that with the boxers on and sign on the wall I had no chance!
My master plan (flawed as it may have been) was to keep some money to one side incase anything was offered, so I'd paid for an hour £40 but had more money incase it was needed.
So she came back in and slid a little lock on the door giving me a little hope, then asked if I was shy and removed my boxers, maybe i was in luck!
Pretty good massage as it happens, except for the bit where she stood on my back and i was trying to be too manly to say GET OFF MAN IT KNACKS!
Halfway through massaging my back she asked if she was making me horny.. JACKPOT! to which I replied YES as quick as I could.
After what seemed like an eternity she asked me to turn over and gave me a little smile when she could see that i was already hard, teased around for a little while, legs and thighs, while i thought GRAB MY DICK FOR GODS SAKE.. then she went for it.
I tried for a sneaky bit of boob while she did it but she wasnt having any of it, happy for me to grab her bum though.
Really good actually, shot my load, cleaned me up then kept going with the massage.
Didnt ask for any extra cash or anything, pretty good service
