Lady Dita

[Sancerre]

Packing it all in apparently, returning back to her previous career.

Just announced it on UKE.

[STAR-LORD]

Just read it myself. I'm quite shocked. I honestly didn't see a hiatus coming as I assumed she was doing well for herself. I hope it's not permanent.

[vw]

Prossies come prossies go, no idea why anyone would be shocked at all. 

why would you see it coming wolfie?  None of punters business IMO

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Prossies come prossies go, no idea why anyone would be shocked at all. 

why would you see it coming wolfie?  None of punters business IMO

That is true VW. In the long run its none of our business, why an escort chooses to go on a hiatus or retire. It's just considering the way she's marketed herself very well on UKE, I was just suprised. This is only my 11th month as a punter, so I'm still absorbing the ethos of the industry. If it doesn't make sense what I'm saying then I apologise for not making myself clear.

[EnglishRebecca121]

she is still working for another month and states she may be back i wouldnt panic...

[vw]

That is true VW. In the long run its none of our business, why an escort chooses to go on a hiatus or retire. It's just considering the way she's marketed herself very well on UKE, I was just suprised. This is only my 11th month as a punter, so I'm still absorbing the ethos of the industry. If it doesn't make sense what I'm saying then I apologise for not making myself clear.

Most leave without a song and dance and making announcements.

Well she is good at marketing herself and sure she will until the end date and again if she returns. 

Dont forget the bad side of things which she has posted about on the frankie scott review, prossying is not always a bed of cabbages. 

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Most leave without a song and dance and making announcements.

Well she is good at marketing herself and sure she will until the end date and again if she returns. 

Dont forget the bad side of things which she has posted about on the frankie scott review, prossying is not always a bed of cabbages. 

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[SeekingtheTruth]

That is true VW. In the long run its none of our business, why an escort chooses to go on a hiatus or retire. It's just considering the way she's marketed herself very well on UKE, I was just suprised. This is only my 11th month as a punter, so I'm still absorbing the ethos of the industry. If it doesn't make sense what I'm saying then I apologise for not making myself clear.

Just because someone markets themselves well does not mean they will be busy.

Everyone retires eventually, no-one but the individual knows what the specific trigger is when the time comes.

[OMellors]

Most leave without a song and dance and making announcements.

prossying is not always a bed of cabbages. 

This is absolutely true.   

Being an enthusiast amateur is a lot easier than being professional.

Nonetheless seeing girls disappear is not to anyone’s advantage.   

Whether you visited her or not is not my point. Her presence adds to a strong and vibrant group in the area.   

Indeed, if she finds it too difficult who will be next?

I certainly enjoyed the time I spent with her, and the banter.   

Good luck Dita.

And before anyone thinks I have developed a soft underbelly, it looks like the Dita & Foxxx idea is out of the window. 


OM

[Foxtail17]

A bit annoying that she puts out an announcement to the world without first informing the chaps who have booked her for her upcoming tours. Poor form.

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Just because someone markets themselves well does not mean they will be busy.

Everyone retires eventually, no-one but the individual knows what the specific trigger is when the time comes.

Very true. Well said Truth dude.

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she is still working for another month and states she may be back i wouldnt panic...

Forgot to thank you for the heads up Rebecca. I wasn't quite in panic mode, but thanks for pointing out all the same.    x

[Mil 34]

I wonder which girl will be announcing her retirement next to generate more business.
I wonder bother about rushing to book. She’ll be back before the January sales finish

[OMellors]

Forgot to thank you for the heads up Rebecca. I wasn't quite in panic mode, but thanks for pointing out all the same.    x

Wolfie,   

not in panic mode? 

Anyone just has to say "sprouts",    and you're like a fly on a cabbage patch   

OM

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Wolfie,   

not in panic mode? 

Anyone just has to say "sprouts",    and you're like a fly on a cabbage patch   

OM

 

[np500]

Wolfie,   

not in panic mode? 

Anyone just has to say "sprouts",    and you're like a fly on a cabbage patch   

OM

He’s had a guts full, he’s pulling out    : but when one is Hungary, one always returns to the fridge 

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He’s had a guts full, he’s pulling out    : but when one is Hungary, one always returns to the fridge 

It's a new year of 2018. I'm just going to let it fly over my head now, even if my reflexes are so fast that I could catch it. 

[np500]

It's a new year of 2018. I'm just going to let it fly over my head now, even if my reflexes are so fast that I could catch it. 

We all contemplate packing it in or  having a break at some time or another, it’s part of our D N A  once you’ve crossed that line, so we may stop but I can’t see me ever not seeing what’s going on on hear or checking Uk e or Awank just out of curiosity, and we all know what curiosity got ! If you feel like a break , just take one, we all need to step back now and again , usually when a civvy pulls up, but when that falls down these sites are the first thing that gets visited .

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We all contemplate packing it in or  having a break at some time or another, it’s part of our D N A  once you’ve crossed that line, so we may stop but I can’t see me ever not seeing what’s going on on hear or checking Uk e or Awank just out of curiosity, and we all know what curiosity got ! If you feel like a break , just take one, we all need to step back now and again , usually when a civvy pulls up, but when that falls down these sites are the first thing that gets visited .

I was actually referring to the vegetables jokes! 

[np500]

Oh, you want a break from the vegetable jokes, 

[crfc]

Vegetableist......

[mexicola]

Whores come out of retirement pretty quick once they realise they are missing the money,  civvy life can't pay for all those shoes, handbags and tattoos.

[mexicola]

Her retirement thread on UKE is incredibly fluffy.

[STAR-LORD]

Vegetableist......

I love me some veggies hummmmnnnaaaaaaah!  unless they've been in someones pants....and or around genitalia.   

To be fair, I'm probably a celeryist.   

[Boinky]

Whores come out of retirement pretty quick once they realise they are missing the money,  civvy life can't pay for all those shoes, handbags and tattoos.

Or for the deposit on the new house they're after so "announce" their retirement, business goes up for a month or two, deposit paid.

Then comes the "reconsideration" of how they'd miss all those lovely gents that pay them piles of cash.

[crfc]

I love me some veggies hummmmnnnaaaaaaah!  unless they've been in someones pants....and or around genitalia.   

To be fair, I'm probably a celeryist.   

Ah Colonel then isit 
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Ah Colonel then isit 
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I'd probably have to make an exception in that case!! 

[crfc]

For you Volfie, your punting days are over
(Said in a von Klumph accent natch)

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For you Volfie, your punting days are over
(Said in a von Klumph accent natch)

 

I used to love watching "Allo Allo", fair play. Who wouldn't have wanted to be 'Renee' having frollicks with all his fine wine of female employees...

Btw, how has this discussion turned into a comedy thread?! 

[mrdiamond77]

 

I used to love watching "Allo Allo", fair play. Who wouldn't have wanted to be 'Renee' having frollicks with all his fine wine of female employees...

Btw, how has this discussion turned into a comedy thread?! 

The irony is that Gordon Kaye who played Rene was actually gay.  A bit of a stupid program in a lot of ways but it's a bit of a guilty pleasure.  I would have screwed the arse off Helga.   

[np500]

The irony is that Gordon Kaye who played Rene was actually gay.  A bit of a stupid program in a lot of ways but it's a bit of a guilty pleasure.  I would have screwed the arse off Helga.   

It was just slap stick , nudge nudge , old school British comedy, cleverly written stuff, I never laugh as much now as I did to the old 70’s, 80’s comedy, I guess the younger members think everything now is funny As fuck , and the older stuff is shit, generation thing I guess ?

[STAR-LORD]

The irony is that Gordon Kaye who played Rene was actually gay.  A bit of a stupid program in a lot of ways but it's a bit of a guilty pleasure.  I would have screwed the arse off Helga.   

He was gay? Gucking hell. 

Helga eh? It must have been the accent and stockings/tights that did it for you MrD? 

[np500]

I did’t know Freddie Gutter press was gay , for years I thought it was his stage persona, until it became a bit full on with the spandex and moustache etc !

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It was just slap stick , nudge nudge , old school British comedy, cleverly written stuff, I never laugh as much now as I did to the old 70’s, 80’s comedy, I guess the younger members think everything now is funny As fuck , and the older stuff is shit, generation thing I guess ?

I just found 'Allo Allo' absolutely hilarious when I was a teenager!  (I only own the first season on dvd) With the lines such as "Good moaning", and "Shut up you stupid woman", just creased me. Yvette did it for me! Ooofffaaa. 

[np500]

And, don’t forget Gordon Kaye was nearly killed in a R T A , hence the scar on his forehead, thay thought he’d never act again , touch and go to him  serviving the crash, but made a ( not full ) recovery and the series continued.

[mrdiamond77]

He was gay? Gucking hell. 

Helga eh? It must have been the accent and stockings/tights that did it for you MrD? 

Pretty much Wolfie yes.   

[mrdiamond77]

I did’t know Freddie Gutter press was gay , for years I thought it was his stage persona, until it became a bit full on with the spandex and moustache etc !

I think that must have been a big give away yes.   

[np500]

I think that must have been a big give away yes.   

This was the 70’s, early 80’s lost any interest in queen after bohemian rhapsody, so took no notice of them when thay became a commercial commodity/ pop band !

[STAR-LORD]

I think that must have been a big give away yes.   

All jokes aside, even though it's amusing as always, this discussion is swerving away from the actual topic. You thinking of seeing her before departure, as she is part of your original 2018 punt plan?

[mrdiamond77]

All jokes aside, even though it's amusing as always, this discussion is swerving away from the actual topic. You thinking of seeing her before departure, as she is part of your original 2018 punt plan?

I was going to take a punting break for the whole of January before starting again early February.  I am also waiting to see when Alizee is going to be coming to Cardiff, but I would never say never and my funds are not depleted.  Just a matter of finding the time.

[np500]

I was going to take a punting break for the whole of January before starting again early February.  I am also waiting to see when Alizee is going to be coming to Cardiff, but I would never say never and my funds are not depleted.  Just a matter of finding the time.

Alizee21 is coming when she sorts dates as is camilla Raine , so two punts this week and Frankie end of month,  but that’s it until I get there dates .

[mrdiamond77]

Alizee21 is coming when she sorts dates as is camilla Raine , so two punts this week and Frankie end of month,  but that’s it until I get there dates .

It would be great if the stars align and I get to see both of them.  I need to try and see Frankie at some point too.

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Alizee21 is coming when she sorts dates as is Camilla Raine , so two punts this week and Frankie end of month,  but that’s it until I get there dates .

Fingers crossed, I hope they don't both turn up in January, or in the same week for that matter! My budget can only stretch so far per month!!

[OMellors]

My budget can only stretch so far per month!!

Ever thought of being a S/P?   

OM

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Ever thought of being a S/P?   

OM

Unfortunately there is a low demand of female clients for male SP's in Wales region, so in that case I'd be fucked! 

[OMellors]

Unfortunately there is a low demand of female clients for male SP's in Wales region, so in that case I'd be fucked! 

Errr?  Did I say female clients??   

OM

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Errr?  Did I say female clients??   

OM

I'm strictly straight sir. I'm not AC/DC. 

[np500]

Fingers crossed, I hope they don't both turn up in January, or in the same week for that matter! My budget can only stretch so far per month!!

I did mention to camilla raine to try not to clash with alizee , as much as I’d still see both I also have to budget this hobby, so log jams are not a good thing for most of us. Only time will tell. Plus can’t be showering and going out three / four times a week, won’t look too natural in the Red house !

[SeekingtheTruth]

I did mention to camilla raine to try not to clash with alizee , as much as I’d still see both I also have to budget this hobby, so log jams are not a good thing for most of us. Only time will tell.

You said that to her? 

Hell of a way to say you are my number 2 choice out of tourers 

[np500]

You said that to her? 

Hell of a way to say you are my number 2 choice out of tourers 

Alisee21, said she’d come to Cardiff first , so in my e-mail conversation I just sort of mentioned ( although no dates yet ) to keep an eye out if her dates are up, but if camilla puts her dates up first, alizee will receive the same hint ! But I got the impression alizee may be more February?