Author Topic: Petite Cheshire girl - Wirral  (Read 2925 times)


1 review(s) for Petite Cheshire girl (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by NigelF]

Wirralwilly

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External Link/Members Only - petite Cheshire girl Jessica aka horny Holly
Only just come across this site, so although this  not my first punt it is my first review on here,. And  what a cracker of a review to kick off with, I have posted on punternet in the past but the p.net is not so relevant to the north west hence me coming across ukp
P.C.G. Jessica was previously on a w as horny Holly then this profile suddenly disappeared. For hair to reinvent herself as pcg new phone number name and even saying that she is in Cheshire when in fact is she is in the same place ch61 Irby Wirral Merseyside definitely not Cheshire. I can only conclude she had to reinvent herself as PCT due to bad feedback as a H&H profile was seriously hot with lots of good photos.
She has a bad feedback saying"flat stomach of, place was a, no wonder she hides her face horrible teeth yuck"  I ignore the bad feedback carried on and booked regardless. At first the comms were great I I was given the postcode we arrange the booking date and time. I drove to the postcode at the arranged time I got no reply to any of my calls so I left and drove home. Nat night just messaged me stating she had had a family emergency and could we rearrange for tomorrow, she even hinted at a discount for the inconvenience, she asked me to bring her 20 fags (£8.75 on top of the booking fee) I arrived at the agreed time the phone rang out three times on the 4th of 10th she answered, I thought I heard angry men's voices in the background, when I asked Jessica said it was just the TV. She asked me to give her 15 minutes so she could get ready for me, found her after 15 minutes to wait another 5 or 10 minutes, after all this I should have just left but as always like all guys my cock ruled my head. Eventually 25 minutes later than agreed time I was told I was allowed to knock.
Jessica's flat is on a nice quiet Road in Irby in a reasonably upmarket area, that's the location, interior was a different matter. Yes the flat did stink of smoke and beer, imagine a pub before the smoking ban  - the morning after the night before and that's  the aroma 👃👃that greets you.!!!   Tbf the living room was quite tidy. I was showing into the bedroom, door had to be left a jar, as there was no light source in the bedroom- no light bulb HONESTLY !! Plus the place was freezing Jessica said she just run out of gas so no hot water for a shower then. Two sides of the bed were piled 2ft high with clothes as was the bottom of the bed. The bedding was filthy and when I smoke the pillow when I lied on the bed, BO and God knows what else!
About Jessica
She answered the door in a wine coloured tatty towelling dressing gown 4 sizes too big, no, no shoes no stockings which I had specifically asked her to wear, no makeup Messi greasy hair, and don't get me started on her hands-bitten fingernails and dirty hands that look like she had been sifting through the Ashes of the barbecue. She took off the dressing gown to reveal a nurse's uniform a little bit groggy with a great tide Mark around neck line, and yes the teeth or should I say lack of, tbf she did have it the odd Few albeit they were brown black and snapped. Looking back I was mad to put my cock in that disgusting mouth playing a dangerous game of Russian Roulette with a spiky molar possibly breaking my b******!! But you know the saying"any holes a goal" and after waiting 29 hours from the original schedule booking I was literally desperate to empty my sack. The two photos on a profile or depot her but she has lost a bit of weight since they were taken. But I can understand why both photos are from behind, in no way could you describe her as pretty attractive glamorous well groomed or even feminine, but to be fair she does definitely have a good figure
She extracted my 60 quidd and the 20 facts then disappeared into the kitchen for 10 minutes, I was a little bit curious what was going on so I kept out of the bedroom to see what was holding her up, will I overheard a heated discussion between her and another man possibly to 2, the gist of which was"OMG I don't believe you've done it again,: I know there was more lumps there where's the rest of my gear gone?" She called the guy Billy I didn't hear any more than that just heard a light of being struck over and over again I retreated into the bedroom trying to plan my escape thinking I was being set up. Jessica came back into the bedroom I said time is getting late afternoon a 45 minute delay I might have to leave it, but I kind of got the impression there was no way I was going to get my £68.75 back, so I decided to carry on regardless, she has a hairy pussy which I definitely wouldn't say it's neatly trimmed, she appeared to have no feminine hygiene or personal grooming regime. When I booked I had requested stockings and suspenders stilettos Smithy make-up and lots of red lipstick and got none of them. I requested a naughty secretary bit of role-play and she seemed oblivious to my previous request, so I thought I'd just go with the flow. Tbf she did give me a fairly good back massage,  then flipped over for a bit of oral, she doesn't do deepthroat like she claims to do and she asked me if I wanted to get my cock in cider but after catching a whiff of poor female intimate hygiene added to the fact that didn't seem to be a condom anyway I declined and continued with the oral it's a good job she swallowed the lot as I didn't see any wipes or issues either.
All in all a bad experience putting aside the piss cake with the time keeping I've honestly seen better girls on Corporation Road. Obviously Jessica and her druggie mates were taking drugs in the kitchen and who knows what could have happened if they were really spaced out or high plus if you value your privacy privacy and advise you to get a punting sim because she will call you whenever she wants to even if you haven't arranged a booking.
Seriously guys this is my first review on you ukp, I see an escort on average every two months I will posted with you on here on each one now I have discovered the site. Keep up the good work guys
Petit Cheshire girl is definitely want to avoid.






Wirralwilly

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Few mistakes on there due to me using predictive, the quote on her bad feedback reads"flat stinks of smoke, was a tip, no wonder she hides her face, disgusting teeth, yuck"

Offline Beamer

This has got to be the biggest load of BLX seen for a long time.  Troll or school kid - can't make my mind up.

Offline Students Notebook

This has got to be the biggest load of BLX seen for a long time.  Troll or school kid - can't make my mind up.


QUOTE   "do deepthroat like she claims to do and she asked me if I wanted to get my cock in cider but after catching a whiff of poor female intimate hygiene added to the fact that didn't seem to be a ".

Cock in cider ??

Is this some new perversion I've not tried before? LOL

S.N.

Offline Zimbaman

I can’t believe she tried to put your cock in cider! And then offered you piss cake? Sounds like one to avoid IMO.

Offline NigelF

This has got to be the biggest load of BLX seen for a long time.  Troll or school kid - can't make my mind up.

None of the elements are unbelievable though, in fact they're all perfectly plausible and most have happened to me over the years. The only thing unusual (although still believable) is all the negative elements together in this one punt, this being his first review (posted just after joining the site) and the fact that he didn't walk (although thinking with his dick, wanting to at least something for his lost money and feeling a bit trapped probably all played a part).

Time will tell I suppose, probably rather quickly if he's a wrong 'un.

Oh, just noticed the OP's username - I think that's rather troll-like!
« Last Edit: January 04, 2018, 01:39:37 pm by NigelF »

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Oh, just noticed the OP's username - I think that's rather troll-like!

Have to agree, the user name makes it suspect.

Offline BurtLancaster

I can’t believe she tried to put your cock in cider! And then offered you piss cake? Sounds like one to avoid IMO.

Surely it's meant to be 'cock inside her' !!!

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Offline Students Notebook

:dash: :dash: :dash:

Something like Coq au Vin perhaps but from Normandy or Brittany ?

S.N.

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External Link/Members Only lots of good photos.
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Hello stinky!
Hey look.
She posted a picture of you licking her arse while she typed that review for you to post.

Reject button.  :bomb:

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We seem to be having a season of trolls picking particularly stupid names. I suppose it’s when they think their tongue is in cheek instead of up the arse of any old whore that smiles at them.  :sarcastic:

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To be honest, after some of the experiences I've had with druggy girls in Blackpool I can believe the plot of this as being feasible. Like Nigel, so much of this brings back personal experiences. Irby, Blackpool? Both similar depressed shitholes.
As regard the spelling fuck ups, I suspect this was typed using voice-to-text dictation software. Or the OP is a very accomplished piss-taker
« Last Edit: January 04, 2018, 11:06:50 pm by scutty brown »

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I can confirm this guy's experience is probably genuine, as I also visited her. The flat was a tip, it was cold and she was not as described. I decided very quickly it wasn't for me so apologised and told her I couldn't go through with it. She told me I couldn't do that but I ignored her and headed for the door and out. Things turned sinister in the car park where a guy in his 50's approached me as I got to my car, claimed to be a police officer and said that I had to go with him! I ignored him and got into my car but before I had chance to lock it he pulled the door open and tried to drag me out. I told him I would call the police and he backed off a bit but it seemed there were other men there as well so I gave him the money for the punt and he walked off. Definitely one to be avoided.

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She looks like Harold Steptoe dad   in a dress....looks grim as fuck lol
Banned reason: Piss taker with no intention of reviewing.
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