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After visiting the Tanning Rooms for many years I have experienced the delights of their various "service providers" many times and rarely been disappointed.  The place is a salon in Oxley and the contact number is 01902 782960..... I have no link sorry. The first time I encountered Tina was at her previous salon in Bradmore behind the Gun Makers Arms circa 2000.  I also visited her short term salon in Walsall early 2000's when Lisa/Lola worked for her there.

The ladies I have experienced are as follows:

Tina, the owner.  Always provides a first class service.  Her oral skills are great and she absolutely loves reverse oral and being finger fucked. Never had FS with her as I prefer lots of oral to using condom but I am certain it would be available if you asked nicely!  She has a wonderful body for her age and is always a good laugh. Her massage skills are normally very good but there is always the temptation to rush things to get to the main course which is always a huge turn on, full of lots of kissing and oral.... she likes to be rimmed too.  She likes you to come on her tits (which are substantial and very very nice.... her nipples are to die for), in fact anywhere, but not on her face.  Always recommended.

Lisa...... was bloody fantastic as Lisa or Lola but no longer works after picking up a nasty little rash from one of her clients when working for herself Compton.  She had a major text meltdown with many clients (according to XHannahX) trying to find out who it was; luckily I was not one of them. No point expanding on the experience.... she's no longer in service!

Jo.  Can be a bit hit and miss.  When she's on form she is awesome but can be detached and moody.  Does do FS and loves to be eaten....... she really quivers and quakes when she comes but although she is very attractive I would rather see Tina or Michelle as Jo isn't consistent and can be difficult to engage with; she does not kiss.  Her breast implants are also very hard and not to my liking although facially she is very attractive and has a wonderful slim body with a gorgeous arse.

Chris.  This Irish lady is pure filth and a nymphomaniac.  Again does FS and receives oral in abundance.  She reaches climax every time and likes to FK.  She has many tattoos which for me is the only turn off..... I hate them.  She always makes the first move and absolutely bloody loves sex in every which way (never tried to tempt her into anal though). She has great treats and very sensitive nipples which she likes you to attend to.  She is a larger lady but still very sexy indeed.

Michelle..... latest addition and is most definitely a nymphomaniac.  Says she loves all men's bodies and just loves to suck and fuck her way through the day.... says this is her dream job.  I have seen her twice, first time was the wrong tome of the month and was restricted to blow job and lots of kissing and very erotic body to body stuff. Second time was fine and she was like a barn door in the wind.  I feel certain she would do just about anything you asked to be honest, which I will do tomorrow!  She too loves to have her nipples excited and gives an amazing sloppy and very sexy BJ. She doesn't swallow but will suck to the very point of release and trusts you to withdraw. I ended up depositing all over her..... she loved it and asked me just to pay whatever I thought she was worth, which is kind of unusual.

Apparently there is also a rather large lady (20/22) there now but as that's my scene I've never tried her and wouldn't.

None of the ladies are clockwatcher but do sometimes run late.  Can't even remember how many times I've enjoyed the Tanning Rooms and it's precursors but I would say at least 20 times a year since 2000..... that's a lot of punts!

Tina commented once that our session was like a porno movie and that kind of sums it up really.  Almost always amazing fun! 


Squeeze

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Is this an Advert ?

I just love the ingrained stupidity of some people on here!  I get stalked by some psycho called Beamer badgering me to leave reviews and when I do so, I'm asked if it's an advert!

So in simple answer to a puerile question..... no it's not an advert, it's a "REVIEW"!  The hint is at the top of the page where it say's "review".  :cool:

hardshlong

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Squeeze

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Welcome to the mad house  :crazy:

Indeed mate. I wonder if he thought about why I said Jo was hit and miss and why the new girl was so fat I couldn't be arsed seeing her, if it was an advert! Clearly I'm crap at marketing  :hi:

mrpeterman

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I just love the ingrained stupidity of some people on here!  I get stalked by some psycho called Beamer badgering me to leave reviews and when I do so, I'm asked if it's an advert!

So in simple answer to a puerile question..... no it's not an advert, it's a "REVIEW"!  The hint is at the top of the page where it say's "review".  :cool:

“Stalked by some psycho called Beamer badgering me to leave review”.......that had me pissing myself!

However he will not like that, not one bit!!!!


Squeeze

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“Stalked by some psycho called Beamer badgering me to leave review”.......that had me pissing myself!

However he will not like that, not one bit!!!!

Can't say that bothers me!  :dance: :D :music:

Offline Beamer

“Stalked by some psycho called Beamer badgering me to leave review”.......that had me pissing myself!

However he will not like that, not one bit!!!!

 :yahoo: :yahoo: :hi:


nightrider.1234

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Huh? Is this meant to be a review or a post?

Offline JayEZ2K

After visiting the Tanning Rooms for many years...
So this place is advertised as a tanning salon but it also offers massage? What are the typical fees for services provided?

Squeeze

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Huh? Is this meant to be a review or a post?

It's whatever makes you happy. What would you like it be?  :dash:

hardshlong

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I bet you wish you hadn't bothered writing the review now  :)
 :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Squeeze

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So this place is advertised as a tanning salon but it also offers massage? What are the typical fees for services provided?

They have tanning booths and do women's nails and beauty but have small room at the back where they do massage. Typically pay around £70 all in for the hour, except with Michelle as I'm sure you understand having read the review.  :thumbsup:

Squeeze

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They have tanning booths and do women's nails and beauty but have small room at the back where they do massage. Typically pay around £70 all in for the hour, except with Michelle as I'm sure you understand having read the review.  :thumbsup:
Indeed. It's like they attract the funny farm collective. It'll probably be my last, it's not worth it. I can see now why so many don't seem to bother! 

nightrider.1234

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It's whatever makes you happy. What would you like it be?  :dash:

Id rather preferred it to be a review. If you are not sure on how to write out reviews then, you should’ve looked at other members reviews to give you an idea on how to write out reviews. Also if you can’t be arsed to write a review then why did you give into beamer’s demands on writing a review?

Offline dboy74

If a WG has told you some gossip/info about another WG I wouldn't be revealing the source in a review.

Shows a lack of discretion.

Squeeze

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Id rather preferred it to be a review. If you are not sure on how to write out reviews then, you should’ve looked at other members reviews to give you an idea on how to write out reviews. Also if you can’t be arsed to write a review then why did you give into beamer’s demands on writing a review?

1.  If you'd prefer it to be a review, it's a review.
2.  WTF is Beamer??
3.  I don't care whether or not you like my style of writing a review. It is what it is, get over it.

Squeeze

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If a WG has told you some gossip/info about another WG I wouldn't be revealing the source in a review.

Shows a lack of discretion.

It's not gossip. It's fact. I'm glad you said that YOU wouldn't, because it wasn't you was it, it was me. Whether you think it shows lack of discretion is of no relevance to me. The fact that you're on here tells me you're hardly a bastion of moral standards (as are none of us) so stop being precious. It's unbecoming. I'm really trying to be patronising, hope I've succeeded, if not never mind.  :cool:

Squeeze

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I bet you wish you hadn't bothered writing the review now  :)
 :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Oh I really do! They're "special" aren't they?!  :wacko:

Offline dboy74

It's not gossip. It's fact. I'm glad you said that YOU wouldn't, because it wasn't you was it, it was me. Whether you think it shows lack of discretion is of no relevance to me. The fact that you're on here tells me you're hardly a bastion of moral standards (as are none of us) so stop being precious. It's unbecoming. I'm really trying to be patronising, hope I've succeeded, if not never mind.  :cool:
Sorry, but you failed and only come across as a sensitive prick!

Doubt you will be around long if this is what you think of the forum membership  :hi:

Squeeze

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Sorry, but you failed and only come across as a sensitive prick!

Doubt you will be around long if this is what you think of the forum membership  :hi:

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

SeekingtheTruth

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- Reviews
A new review thread can only be created once a service provider has agreed to a booking (e.g. verbally or by textual messaging). A meet does not need to take place, money does not need change hands, the only requirement is that the she had accepted the initial booking. Only one review thread is permissible per punt. Do not combine multiple punts in the same review thread, neither should a single punt be split into multiple review threads. Do not post the same review in multiple regions. Only sex workers can be the subject of a review, not a whole agency / establishment / brothel. Past or current sex workers or anyone related to a sex worker (e.g. boyfriend) may not review any other sex worker. Reviews must contain either a link, contact details or address (if publicized by the service provider).


Just an FYI.

Squeeze

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- Reviews
A new review thread can only be created once a service provider has agreed to a booking (e.g. verbally or by textual messaging). A meet does not need to take place, money does not need change hands, the only requirement is that the she had accepted the initial booking. Only one review thread is permissible per punt. Do not combine multiple punts in the same review thread, neither should a single punt be split into multiple review threads. Do not post the same review in multiple regions. Only sex workers can be the subject of a review, not a whole agency / establishment / brothel. Past or current sex workers or anyone related to a sex worker (e.g. boyfriend) may not review any other sex worker. Reviews must contain either a link, contact details or address (if publicized by the service provider).


Just an FYI.

Thank you that's great. I'll conform now that I'm aware of a "standard" to conform to.  It's a pity other experienced members can't be more positive instead of generating critical crap for the sake of it.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

James999

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I just love the ingrained stupidity of some people on here! 

I assume you are making reference to yourself, as the rules clearly state

- Reviews
A new review thread can only be created once a service provider has agreed to a booking (e.g. verbally or by textual messaging). A meet does not need to take place, money does not need change hands, the only requirement is that the she had accepted the initial booking. Only one review thread is permissible per punt. Do not combine multiple punts in the same review thread, neither should a single punt be split into multiple review threads. Do not post the same review in multiple regions. Only sex workers can be the subject of a review, not a whole agency / establishment / brothel. Past or current sex workers or anyone related to a sex worker (e.g. boyfriend) may not review any other sex worker. Reviews must contain either a link, contact details or address (if publicized by the service provider).


« Last Edit: January 04, 2018, 12:44:23 pm by James999 »

Offline dboy74

Thank you that's great. I'll conform now that I'm aware of a "standard" to conform to.  It's a pity other experienced members can't be more positive instead of generating critical crap for the sake of it.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Pity you didn't take the time to read up yourself in the two plus years you were a member!

I did warning you of your impending ban  :thumbsup: :sarcastic:

Offline Beamer

I bet you wish you hadn't bothered writing the review now  :)
 :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

The plonker had now been banned. One more idiot removed...... :hi:

Offline Beamer

Welcome to the mad house  :crazy:

You really are first class plonker No2  :hi:
« Last Edit: January 04, 2018, 02:34:16 pm by Beamer »

James999

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You really are first class plonker No2  :hi:

And the twat hardslong felt that post worthy of a report  :wacko:

Offline Beamer

And the twat hardslong felt that post worthy of a report  :wacko:

He's been a member for 3 years - not a single review and thinks the site is a "Mad House"   :hi:

James999

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Offline Sinz

Looks like it’s time to say bye to hardshlong.

You have been testing Admin’s patience.

Grow a pair you twat.

Note: report this post too, if you are an idiot

Offline Beamer

hardshlong is retarded

Watch out NigelF the plonker might report you as well  :hi:

Offline toon972

Come on Hardslog press the snowflake button again, you know you want to.  :rolleyes:

Offline NigelF

Watch out NigelF the plonker might report you as well  :hi:

Yeah, it's funny that he hasn't (yet) because it's the only post in this thread that's actually worthy of a report (even though it's not an inaccurate post).

Offline dboy74

This has been a productive thread.

Addition by subtraction for the site with two wasters removed.


Offline Cesc187

I for one appreciated the review! Although having seen tina, she now has a bf which means she wont do anything mkre then HR...happy for someone to tell me different? Seen Jo just the once and again got nothing but HR. Michelle on the other hand is the one to see! The main reason i keep goong back!!!

Offline Beamer

I for one appreciated the review! Although having seen tina, she now has a bf which means she wont do anything mkre then HR...happy for someone to tell me different? Seen Jo just the once and again got nothing but HR. Michelle on the other hand is the one to see! The main reason i keep goong back!!!

How about a review on Michelle?

Offline Beamer

Afterall Cesc187 you have been a member for two years and first posts today. Why not make a contribution?

Offline dboy74

This thread is bringing them out the woodwork!

Offline Beamer

This thread is bringing them out the woodwork!

Where do they come from? 

Roadster

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Where do they come from?

Erm ... the woodwork.... he told you that already.

 ;)

Offline Beamer


Offline Cesc187

Afterall Cesc187 you have been a member for two years and first posts today. Why not make a contribution?

Ok no problem! To be honest ive had an account for two years but never really used this site until the last few months. Sorry for not being as active as you, unfortunately i dont have as much free time on my hands as most

Offline Beamer

Ok no problem! To be honest ive had an account for two years but never really used this site until the last few months. Sorry for not being as active as you, unfortunately i dont have as much free time on my hands as most

 :hi:

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Offline Cesc187

Went to see jo today as i think shes the most attractive girl at tanning rooms. If i am honest, im not sure what our fellow member did or how he got that far with jo as she purely says from the outset that she only does HR. She has a bf and she will not do anything more. It was my first time seeing her and altho she has an amazing figure, nice ass, and fake tits, I think i would be better of with michelle or tina. Michelle doesnt hold back and you will always go back for more!

Offline shavedgoodboy

I’ve been getting bored with Chinese FBSM in Brum so plan on trying Tanning Rooms this week. Can I ask anyone please, do you specify your girl of choice when you ring up and book or do you book your appointment and then decide on your girl upon arrival.


I’m looking for hours massage with lots of c/c swipes and then HE. Who should I aim to book with?

Thanks in advance.