Tantric Francesca - London (Bayswater)

[coa999]

I've wanted a tantric massage for a while, and I arranged to see Francesca based on her reputation. I wasn't disappointed.

She works in a flat in Bayswater, just behind the main road. The flat is very clean and accommodating, and she provides a shower before and after the session. I paid £120 for an hour with prostate massage.

She is very pretty, with D cup boobs, a nice body, and a very attractive face. Her skin is also very smooth and unblemished, and overall she is probably a size 10 or 12 in dress size.

The massage started with me sitting on the table, and her rubbing warm oil on my torso. She then proceeded to knead my back, and then went for the prostate massage.

This was very well done, and hit the spots as it were.

i'd recommend to anybody in the city who wants a good massage. she doesn't do FS, but then I like her and will go back when i have the time.

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[coa999]

i wasn't as bad as this though. this is from her own twitter page. External Link/Members Only

[Sinz]

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[Sinz]

Did you have any booking issues with her ?

She has cancelled booked appointments before, did you experience anything ?

[Golden Hind]

Just looked at her twitter and she doesn't come across very well, constant moaning about clients, prospective clients, this site and men in general. Saying that I'm yet to read a WG twitter and not be put off.

[The_Don]

Just looked at her twitter and she doesn't come across very well, constant moaning about clients, prospective clients,

Seem that way (IMO).

[coa999]

Just looked at her twitter and she doesn't come across very well, constant moaning about clients, prospective clients, this site and men in general. Saying that I'm yet to read a WG twitter and not be put off.

No, I didn't. I texted her in the morning, and managed to make a booking for that evening.

[coa999]

Just looked at her twitter and she doesn't come across very well, constant moaning about clients, prospective clients, this site and men in general. Saying that I'm yet to read a WG twitter and not be put off.

well if she's bruised or cut, i don't see the issue in posting that. everyody should feel and be safe and their job.

[Sinz]

well if she's bruised or cut, i don't see the issue in posting that. everyody should feel and be safe and their job.

Seems like business is slow Francesca.

Dusty phone syndrome ??

[Wankingdead]

LOL

[coa999]

Seems like business is slow Francesca.

Dusty phone syndrome ??

so injuries are right then? do you like to be injured?

[Sinz]

so injuries are right then? do you like to be injured?

Don’t get touchy now, I know it feels terrible to be caught out.

Why don’t you try advertising elsewhere ? Or are you just seeking attention ?

[coa999]

who is being touchy? if anything, it's you who is being snarky, I don't get why. thouhg you apparently think injuries are dine, but that's ok

[coa999]

Don’t get touchy now, I know it feels terrible to be caught out.

Why don’t you try advertising elsewhere ? Or are you just seeking attention ?

and do you believe i am here? lol. certainly not.

Maybe yo don't like her, i don't care, but then i just think her complaints seem pretty fair.

[Sinz]

who is being touchy? if anything, it's you who is being snarky, I don't get why. thouhg you apparently think injuries are dine, but that's ok

Neither did I comment about the injuries nor speak against it.

All I said is Francesca, you should have found a better way to attract attention to your sad life, than posting on UKP, pretending to be a punter. Now go get a life.

[coa999]

haha.

really? I'm not here. I think you need to read comments or discourse better.

I don't really understand your points/objection here, rather than comically assume I'm her. lol.

[coa999]

here's what, prove I am her then, if you can...i doubt you ever can, just pose as educated, when you're making laughable and baseless accusations lol.

[Sinz]

haha.

really? I'm not here. I think you need to read comments or discourse better.

I don't really understand your points/objection here, rather than comically assume I'm her. lol.

I think what is comical here is you repeatedly saying “I’m not here”

Get a grip, why don’t you go back to dishing out rants on your twitter page, on how sad your life is.

[Wankingdead]

Ffs we are not going to go through the whole nine yards of denial/ claim counter claim again. You got caught out and that is that. In fact your services must be as bad as your constant moaning on twitter.

[Sinz]

here's what, prove I am her then, if you can...i doubt you ever can, just pose as educated, when you're making laughable and baseless accusations lol.

Oh and how is the burst pipe? need us punters to come and fix your leak? You must be exhausted

[coa999]

i genuinely don't get your points. but that's fine, i'm due for a laugh.

[Sinz]

i genuinely don't get your points. but that's fine, i'm due for a laugh.

So you are as thick as your tweets

[coa999]

why are you being so hostile? unhappy? i'm telling you i'm not Francesca. I'm not even female for that matter.

The issue is your insistence you're right.

[Sinz]

why are you being so hostile? unhappy? i'm telling you i'm not Francesca. I'm not even female for that matter.

The issue is your insistence you're right.

I want to say grow a pair, but that’s not applicable for you.

Francesca is an unreliable WG who cancels bookings without notice and is well known for bad mouthing and ranting over tweets. Beware of this lying WG.

[coa999]

lol. it'ss you who is being hostile, dude. All I did was respond to your point, and it's now that you have spent posts attacking me over nothing. i just don't think in principle anybody should be injured on their job. and i saw positive comments on her twitter feed. and i liked the bookking, as per my initial posts details, and i'm not really here to argue, since i'm not looking to spread negativity.

if you or others have had difficulties getting in touch with her, well i cannot answer to that, since for me it was the opposite. But i genuinely thought it was a good service, and i will go again.

happy new year to you and the other guy though.

[Sinz]

lol. it'ss you who is being hostile, dude. All I did was respond to your point, and it's now that you have spent posts attacking me over nothing. i just don't think in principle anybody should be injured on their job. and i saw positive comments on her twitter feed. and i liked the bookking, as per my initial posts details, and i'm not really here to argue, since i'm not looking to spread negativity.

if you or others have had difficulties getting in touch with her, well i cannot answer to that, since for me it was the opposite. But i genuinely thought it was a good service, and i will go again.

happy new year to you and the other guy though.

You can stop touting and piss-off now.

[Sinz]

lol. it'ss you who is being hostile, dude. All I did was respond to your point, and it's now that you have spent posts attacking me over nothing. i just don't think in principle anybody should be injured on their job. and i saw positive comments on her twitter feed. and i liked the bookking, as per my initial posts details, and i'm not really here to argue, since i'm not looking to spread negativity.

if you or others have had difficulties getting in touch with her, well i cannot answer to that, since for me it was the opposite. But i genuinely thought it was a good service, and i will go again.

happy new year to you and the other guy though.

Now that’s to the point. I never attacked you, all my comments were targeted to Francesca, the fact that you felt attacked ... says it all.

Make sure you have some bubbles on me tonight.

[Wankingdead]

Well she is not good looking and her services are shite. I will avoid at all costs. Nothing but trouble.

[coa999]

Now that’s to the point. I never attacked you, all my comments were targeted to Francesca, the fact that you felt attacked ... says it all.

Make sure you have some bubbles on me tonight.

yes, you did. and it was comical. but i've moved on.

[Sinz]

yes, you did. and it was comical. but i've moved on.

Alright comical clown, work on your attitude rather than advertising on here, all you have done is expose your poor attitude even more.

[coa999]

So you've wasted time trying to insult me over nothing? some innocent comments lol. ok.

[Jonestown]

I saw the real Francesca about ten years ago, she was pushing forty then, but had a fine figure, attractive in an air hostess sort of way, massage was fine, but lacked the oomph of some of the chinese girls of the time, strictly no touching and she had her head firmly up herself, doesnt sound like she has changed much.

[coa999]

well i must say i enjoyed it. I thought she was fine overall, welcoming, friendly, and worth my time. I also don't see what's wrong with her twitter, if somebody shit in my bath, i woldn't be happy too. I've also seen other reviews (the majority no less) that praise her.

this has been a bit perplexing though, since i don't see what i've done wrong, but that's fine. again enjoy your new year.

[Sinz]

So you've wasted time trying to insult me over nothing? some innocent comments lol. ok.

Stop with your feminine senseless lol comments

[Sinz]

well i must say i enjoyed it. I thought she was fine overall, welcoming, friendly, and worth my time. I also don't see what's wrong with her twitter, if somebody shit in my bath, i woldn't be happy too. I've also seen other reviews (the majority no less) that praise her.

this has been a bit perplexing though, since i don't see what i've done wrong, but that's fine. again enjoy your new year.

White-knighting continues 

[coa999]

i'm still baffled.....you have to enlighten me as to the nature of this "discussion". maybe after the new year.

[Sinz]

i'm still baffled.....you have to enlighten me as to the nature of this "discussion". maybe after the new year.

Not interested, but matter of time and you will be enlightened.

Happy New Year

[lewishamguy]

Francesca was banned here for bad attitude ----

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=summary;u=79477

 

[Sinz]

i'm still baffled.....you have to enlighten me as to the nature of this "discussion". maybe after the new year.

Hope that enlightens the matter for you.

[The_Don]

Hope that enlightens the matter for you.

 

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[Tempest]

to be honest,

i've seen her twice now and both times were pleasant, not white-knighting here as idrc, just wanna leave this here in case other punters feel put off by the thread