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External Link/Members OnlyLogistics: Easily booked via a quick call which was answered by Alexxxandra1 herself. Confirmed 30 mins at £70.
Post code and building name given via text.
Many pay car parks within a few minutes walk.
Location easy enough to find and is close to the infamous "Magic Roundabout".
Called once outside and given flat number. Lifts were broken, and the layout is somewhat confusing ,(very easy to wonder into the underground car park)but not too much effort to find the flat.
Looks: It's definitely her. A tiny little thing, about 5'1', size 6, pretty face and pendulous natural tits.. Spoke fluent English with an accent and pleasant enough but slightly dead eyed, clinical and business-like. ( More of this later
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Services: Once funds were exchanged I undressed while Alexxxandra1 Kay on the bed. Tried to make some small talk but I might as well have been speaking to a bit of 2×4 such was the lack.of interaction.
I moved onto the bed and Alexxxandra knelt over me and took off her bra to reveal the infamous boobs.
While they're bigguns', they seemed a bit more floppy than I'd hoped. Still, hey ho. I asked if I could suck on them, which was allowed and had a little feel.of her pussy, which seemed to stir something, although only briefly, as she pulled away and whipped a mac out of her draw and place it on before starting a rather half hearted blow job.
All.of 2 minutes this and I suggested we get down to business as it was like being sucked off by a stoned trout.
Cowgirl was suggested so that I could see those bigguns' bounce.
She hopped on top and started slowly, then increased the rythym. As she weighs as much as a wet Rizla I was able to help to control the rythym, but she soon got tired/ bored and suggested that we change positions.
I decided at this point that I was just going to shag her as hard as I could as I was quite frustrated by her lack of enthusiasm.
And to be fair she let me absolutely smash her in doggy, Mish and legs over my shoulder, which resulted in me nutting in the bag.
Had a quick clean up and noted that there were 10 mins left. I asked if there was anything else, but was greeted by an icy silence, before being told in deadpan style:" That's it".
That really was it as she started fiddling with her phone and the atmosphere became colder than a Polar bear's freezer.
I got dressed, and left.
So all in all my first (and probably last) Romanian. I'd kind of expected what would happen and she was pretty much the stereotypical Romanian WG; pretty and physically impressive, but with all the warmth, enthusiasm and personality of an arthritic slug.
The only reason this isn't a negative is that she let me absolutely go for it in the last 10 minutes.
I won't be returning.
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