Scottish Emily Glasgow

[elihd]

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1 hour booking: £120

Services offered: Kissing (no tongue) + Penetration (less than 10 minutes) + OWO (not good) + Chat (lots of it!!)
Appearance: 8/10
Overall experience: 4/10

Firstly I would like to say that I know that I'm going to be roasted by all her fans (regulars) on here for posting this Negative review. I believe she does have lots of regulars as she told me yesterday therefore please go easy on me huh! 

The review below is the experience that I had with Emily yesterday.

I met Emily yesterday late afternoon in a usual city centre hotel. I opted for Emily as my plan A fell through. Tall blonde Scottish girl that have good review on her what can it got wrong eh?! I was wrong on this one.

I went to the hotel, Got in the room and was greeted by stunningly leggy blonde. Emily is definitely an eye candy. If you see her in shops or clubs you will definitely turn your head and say "oooft".

After a bt of small talk cash is handed over then it went downhill from there. She started taking off her clothes and I was told to take off mine and straight into action, this is less than 5mins into the hour.

Started with light, very light kissing then her hand moved down to my oriental size penis  she started caressing it i.e. not wanking it but caressing it!! wtf?! Light Owo was done for around 2 minutes then she took out a condom. My penis at this moment is still half soft! and she tried to put on the condom!!?? and i believe this is around 10 minutes into the 1 hour booking!! WTF!!

1st condom went  on however because it was still half soft it did not fit properly, i then explained to her that my dick is still soft thats why it does not fit correctly!! I asked for more owo. Previous reviews stating that her owo skills is top notch. Bullshite!! Now its not the worse however its not top notch either. She keeps stopping and talking.

I am not going into the details of the sex part however it was not good experience at all. Now she is a tall girl and I am merely 5'5 therefore this is maybe the reason. However the worse part of this is that she does not make any attempt to make you feel as a client. FYI 3 condoms were used because the sex was that crap! 

Now I understand that I may be only number x of men she is seeing that day however when you are the one who is paying i.e. you are the client that 1 hour you pay her is supposed to be all about you the client not about her?? correct?? Well this is not the case, around 40 minutes I would say in total yesterday was chatting about her life, her business goals and.... her EX!!??? she talks about how her ex is a millionaire and blah blah blah... WTF!!??

Emily if you are reading this I understand that you are a good looking girl and you probably aware of this already therefore you are using your appearance to enhance your quality of life and move up in the society ladder.... etc however when you are with a client whether its a 30mins appointment or overnight booking that time is all about him. Not you. It is his time, he paid for it! Secondly, you need to engage with your client whether its conversation or sex. She advised me that she is not fake she does not make fake noises and thats great, however when it comes to business some people may prefer you being "fake". For example; i do not like some of my work colleagues however when i go on meetings I still pretend to like and will engage with them. This is not just about being professional its fact of life. Thirdly, I believe she is a smart girl however I have a feeling that she is playing dumb.

Anyway... rant over! I will not return and good luck guys when you booking her. She is a good looking girl however not all good looking girls provides good punting experience. Lesson learned

[vw]

Firstly I would like to say that I know that I'm going to be roasted by all her fans (regulars) on here for posting this Negative review. I believe she does have lots of regulars as she told me yesterday therefore please go easy on me huh! 

Wouldn't worry about fan clubs here on ukp, this is a site for punters not escorts and their fans.

[Jock D]

Good review mate...like you say I would expect some of her fan club to bite back...and I'm fairly sure she'll come on and throw her toys out the pram again, like she did on a prevous review or thread...so be prepared.

[vw]

Good review mate...like you say I would expect some of her fan club to bite back...and I'm fairly sure she'll come on and throw her toys out the pram again, like she did on a prevous review or thread...so be prepared.

 

I remember that.

I'm genuinely very upset.

[Davey Dykes]

Fuck the fluffies, you call it as you see fit Dude.

Good on you. 

[auldie63]

What you have posted is what this site is for. You come on here and give an honest account of your experience and more power to you.
Anyone who had a different experience with this lady is perfectly entitled to do the same, and not entitled to slag you off for your post.
Totally agree with the above comments about anyone who does!

[Courtney]

Chat (lots of it!!)!
She keeps stopping and talking.
Well this is not the case, around 40 minutes I would say in total yesterday was chatting about her life, her business goals and.... her EX!!??? she talks about how her ex is a millionaire and blah blah blah... WTF!!??

....what a nightmare....I can imagine.  

Even though I told her to put a sock in it last time she still kept on and on and on and on ....

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=140919.msg1810826#msg1810826

[The Man With No Name]

Good review. Effectively confirms my concerns of her not showing the adequate enthusiasm that I raised on another thread and although semi-tempted at one point, I'll now be giving her a wide berth.

And as for her managing to dig a massive hole for herself on the back of what was only the second, but still very positive (all things considered) review that she got on here, it clearly proves she's ridiculously defensive and too insecure for this game, or actually just rather daft.

[Clattypats]

Good review. Effectively confirms my concerns of her not showing the adequate enthusiasm that I raised on another thread and although semi-tempted at one point, I'll now be giving her a wide berth.

And as for her managing to dig a massive hole for herself on the back of what was only the second, but still very positive (all things considered) review that she got on here, it clearly proves she's ridiculously defensive and too insecure for this game, or actually just rather daft.

Yip..you made your concerns known on my review mate I felt my review was a justified POS...But I agreed with a good few points you made,and explained that I've had far more intense bookings..

Cue Pale rider (quite amusing, considering your avatar  )coming back to counter some of my not so positive points..to my replies to what you said..

[hmscossack]

a good and painfully honest review - I prefer a ' warts and all ' description review as you often learn more from them - so thanks !

[Clattypats]

a good and painfully honest review - I prefer a ' warts and all ' description review as you often learn more from them - so thanks !

Treat her well....

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=166035.msg1778631#msg1778631 

[hmscossack]

  - good memory you have !!

[Clattypats]

- good memory you have !!

damn right! ..

[Mr_Shins]

Everyone on here has the right to give a fair review of their experience, in fact one should, to do otherwise would be inappropriate.

No escort here has any immunity to a bad review.

Punters here will read this and also her good reviews and make a balanced judgement on whether to book her or not.

The escort herself asked on UKE how to react and I told her to take it as constructive criticism then move on, hopefully addressing the concern points raised.
I've also had issues in the past with escorts who wanted me to start undressing too soon.

[Clattypats]

Everyone on here has the right to give a fair review of their experience, in fact one should, to do otherwise would be inappropriate.

No escort here has any immunity to a bad review.

Punters here will read this and also her good reviews and make a balanced judgement on whether to book her or not.

The escort herself asked on UKE how to react and I told her to take it as constructive criticism then move on, hopefully addressing the concern points raised.
I've also had issues in the past with escorts who wanted me to start undressing too soon.

Then getting your shins or nuts kicked 

No..Good point..There is actually another WG who posts on both sites that admits a NEG (or two)on here helped her improve her service..

So rather than come on here ranting, take it as constructive criticism and improve your "business"

[Jock D]

The escort herself asked on UKE how to react and I told her to take it as constructive criticism then move on, hopefully addressing the concern points raised.

  Oh fuck aye...I'm sure she did looking for all her sycophantic fan boys to come to her aid and tell her how wonderful and gorgeous she is...and how horrible the UKP punters are...totally up herself, immature entitled brat.

[Clattypats]

Oh fuck aye...I'm sure she did looking for all her sycophantic fan boys to come to her aid and tell her how wonderful and gorgeous she is...and how horrible the UKP punters are...totally up herself, immature entitled brat.

it can work jock..Obviously depends on the individual mate..

[vw]

Oh fuck aye...I'm sure she did looking for all her sycophantic fan boys to come to her aid and tell her how wonderful and gorgeous she is...and how horrible the UKP punters are...totally up herself, immature entitled brat.

Nobody has come to her aid, maybe why she started the post on UKE as a rallying call as she was miffed none did.   

Her response thread for those needing a laugh

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[Jock D]

it can work jock..Obviously depends on the individual mate..

Do you mean...she will take on board constructive criticism, and genuinely try to improve her service?...because I'd be prepared to bet you right now she won't...and that's based soley on her contributions to this board...and the fact she goes whining and looking for sympathy in the comfort of the UKE site.

[Clattypats]

Do you mean...she will take on board constructive criticism, and genuinely try to improve her service?...because I'd be prepared to bet you right now she won't...and that's based soley on her contributions to this board...and the fact she goes whining and looking for sympathy in the comfort of the UKE site.

Did you not see the bit where I said another WG..Not the one on this thread..

[Clattypats]

.and the fact she goes whining and looking for sympathy in the comfort of the UKE site.

plus...I never mentioned UKE. ..The WG in question,as far as I'm aware,posted it on here..

[Clattypats]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=121816.msg1387398#msg1387398

Here's the link jock..

[Jock D]

Did you not see the bit where I said another WG..Not the one on this thread..

No worries Clatty, I get it...just like I got the fact that that you don't rate Entitled Emily either...your read between the lines Positive review made that quite clear.

[Clattypats]

No worries Clatty, I get it...just like I got the fact that that you don't rate Entitled Emily either...your read between the lines Positive review made that quite clear.

Depends what you class as a POS review..Did I have a good time..yes..Did she provide all the services Offered/I wanted..Yes..

Can I neutral or Neg someone for that..No..

To me there are Negs,neuts and POS. ..some Positives far outweigh others..Doesn't mean it should be a neutral or Neg though..

I've done neutral and Neg reviews,albeit, not in a while..Can't help I've not had a shit booking in a while..That's down to doing my homework on here..I did do a booking recently with a very unknown..That review is pending though

[Walternate]

Her thread on UKE is a car crash.

[Clattypats]

Her thread on UKE is a car crash.

Not even looked on there yet..Too busy on here..

[Walternate]

Not even looked on there yet..Too busy on here..

Doubt it will last much longer. She’s saying the review is inaccurate.

[Jock D]

I did do a booking recently with a very unknown..That review is pending though

Glad to hear that & look forward to reading your review... I'm old skool and the true essence of punting...is to take a punt.

[Jock D]

Doubt it will last much longer. She’s saying the review is inaccurate.

I'm not on UKE...but I could have confidently predicted that.

[Clattypats]

Glad to hear that & look forward to reading your review... I'm old skool and the true essence of punting...is to take a punt.

cheers ..will post it..some reviews may take me longer than others, for whatever reason..

[Clattypats]

Doubt it will last much longer. She’s saying the review is inaccurate.

seen it there..been on here too much after the footy..

[dubhcarr]

thanks for the review OP sorry you had a bad experience.......I hate it when there is talk not focused at the service being provided. Some girls want to know if your comfortable want it like this or like that and the flow is helpful........sounds to me like you should have been paid instead as a sounding board......I will put this one on the shelf as I dont like wasting my hard earned........thanks...

[Walternate]

And it’s done.

Complete PR disaster for the girl.

[Mr_Shins]

Not sure if I'm allowed to link her topic on UKE but it's been locked for further replies.

She did there exactly what she was advised not to do.

[hardtoplease]

Wow, just logged on and found this shitstorm 

Got fed up on page 3 of the UKE thread but clearly this WG is a typical snowflake millennial who can’t take criticism. Probably went to a school where everyone gets a gold medal in the egg and spoon race, even though you finished last and dropped the egg 

[Clattypats]

Wow, just logged on and found this shitstorm

Should suit you then!...

[tazman1002001]

Sorry the OP didn't have a great experience and everyone is entitled to write a review that's what this forum is for.

Personally the review hasn't put me off seeing her and my plan is still to get a booking with this girl , there has been some really good stuff said about her recently and her body, boobs and look are right up my street.

But I will make sure in my time we are doing what I want only and if she want to have a 45min chat whilst we are both naked and  "after" I've fucked and sucked her senseless then I'm more than happy to listen and keep perving at her naked body   

Oh and I don't let the UKE stuff put me off.. She is annoyed (rightly or wrongly so) and she has the UKE platform to voice her issues.... Not that I think it's doing her any favours.

[whiskyfan]

Oh and I don't let the UKE stuff put me off.. She is annoyed (rightly or wrongly so) and she has the UKE platform to voice her issues.... Not that I think it's doing her any favours.

Except UKE isn't the place to voice those issues. If she wanted to challenge the review, it should have been done on this thread. Mind you, for me, the damage was already done with her responses to her positive review thread. Nice looking girl, but poor attitude.

Edit: looks like she tried to challenge it, but her post ended up in the trash.

[Matium]

WGs can't use UKE to attack a review on UKP.

You can't attack UKP on UKE and vice versa.

Anyone who does so is just asking to be banned.

What this whole sorry episode reveals is her piss poor attitude.

What did she think she was doing talking about her millionaire ex-boyfriend? (and we can guess that it was her attitude that made her an ex.).

Who did she think she was going to impress?

Her only focus should have been on the man who was paying her and he wasn't so she deserved her negative.

[tazman1002001]

Agree ... from the review it wasnt a great service she recvd at all

[whiskyfan]

Agree ... from the review it wasnt a great service she recvd at all

  You've got this punting lark back to front, taz. 

[vw]

Sorry the OP didn't have a great experience and everyone is entitled to write a review that's what this forum is for.

Personally the review hasn't put me off seeing her and my plan is still to get a booking with this girl , there has been some really good stuff said about her recently and her body, boobs and look are right up my street.

But I will make sure in my time we are doing what I want only and if she want to have a 45min chat whilst we are both naked and  "after" I've fucked and sucked her senseless then I'm more than happy to listen and keep perving at her naked body   

Oh and I don't let the UKE stuff put me off.. She is annoyed (rightly or wrongly so) and she has the UKE platform to voice her issues.... Not that I think it's doing her any favours.

Have you applied to review her then?   

[elihd]

  I got a dm from Emily advising that she never had a -ve review.... I have left a malicious review and i have ego issue.  IMHO she is the one that have an ego issue. She cant even take a constructive criticism. What she doesn't understand is that what i said on my review is honest and I had a -ve experience with her. She obviously think that because of her good looks and maybe showing a bit of innocence she can get away with it.

In all my punting years (around a decade now)  I have never seen a wg behave like this 

 

[vw]

I got a dm from Emily advising that she never had a -ve review.... I have left a malicious review and i have ego issue.  IMHO she is the one that have an ego issue. She cant even take a constructive criticism. What she doesn't understand is that what i said on my review is honest and I had a -ve experience with her. She obviously think that because of her good looks and maybe showing a bit of innocence she can get away with it.

What a Ned she is, typical chav girl thinking looks is good enough, she will continue and continue making up malicious lies about you on here trying to muddy the water.

[Mr_Shins]

I got a dm from Emily advising that she never had a -ve review.... I have left a malicious review and i have ego issue.  IMHO she is the one that have an ego issue. She cant even take a constructive criticism. What she doesn't understand is that what i said on my review is honest and I had a -ve experience with her. She obviously think that because of her good looks and maybe showing a bit of innocence she can get away with it.

In all my punting years (around a decade now)  I have never seen a wg behave like this 

Don't worry. You gave her a negative. That means you're not going to see her again anyway. I'm sure there are plenty of better WGs up in that part of Scotland you can go and see.

[S hagger]

I was thinking about seeing this girl but now have my doubts ,i will put her down the to do list ..
But any more negative reveiws and she will be on the Avoid list .
It's a large amount of money these girls expect us to fork out £80hh £150h and then not to deliver a good service and waste a large amount of our time talking is not on .
As Taz said above if she felt the need to talk shite about her ex million bf she  shouldn't 
We are there for a well paid for service maybe a wee  banter not to listen to her personal life .
I bet her ex is not constantly talking about her to who ever he is fucking .

[vw]

Don't worry. You gave her a negative. That means you're not going to see her again anyway. I'm sure there are plenty of better WGs up in that part of Scotland you can go and see.

Well she could be saying anything behind closed doors as retort to other girls, she seems like she will stop at nothing in the face of criticism.

Would love to see her pm sentbox.   

[Jock D]

Personally the review hasn't put me off seeing her and my plan is still to get a booking with this girl , there has been some really good stuff said about her recently and her body, boobs and look are right up my street.

Oh and I don't let the UKE stuff put me off.. She is annoyed (rightly or wrongly so) and she has the UKE platform to voice her issues.

  Get wired right in there Taz...you and her are a match made in Heaven.

[vw]

Get wired right in there Taz...you and her are a match made in Heaven.

former banned white knight saving a deluded entitled Ned.   

[smiths]

Sorry the OP didn't have a great experience and everyone is entitled to write a review that's what this forum is for.

Personally the review hasn't put me off seeing her and my plan is still to get a booking with this girl , there has been some really good stuff said about her recently and her body, boobs and look are right up my street.

But I will make sure in my time we are doing what I want only and if she want to have a 45min chat whilst we are both naked and  "after" I've fucked and sucked her senseless then I'm more than happy to listen and keep perving at her naked body   

Oh and I don't let the UKE stuff put me off.. She is annoyed (rightly or wrongly so) and she has the UKE platform to voice her issues.... Not that I think it's doing her any favours.

That is incorrect, UKE ISNT a platform for WGs to use to post about negative reviews and/or comments on UKP, in fact its against admins rules. She started off being general not having the gumption to be honest about what she was really posting about, then she later posted this review is inaccurate. She is one in a very long line of WGs on UKE who have done this, some have been banned.

As I posted if I were interested in her this review wouldn't of put me off, but her posts on her thread on UKE would of, and her posts on a positive review on her in another review on here that I had never read before she posted that thread up.