External Link/Members OnlyBased on a previous positive review of Lucy in the SE region section of UKP I thought I would give Lucy a try and made my way out to Epsom. I should not have bothered. She advertises on Gumtree but no pics provided.
Cost
£80 for a one hour B2B massage. In reality the B2B element was far too limited.
Location
Her place is conveniently close to Epsom station. Good modern flat which felt perfectly safe and discreet.
Looks / Body
Lucy is a blonde haired Polish girl, probably about 30. Reasonably attractive facially, with slim body and small B cup breasts.
Personality
Warmish welcome on arrival and made an effort at small talk but came across as rather business-like. Lucy said that some clients just come for a chat but I think there are better options if the chat is important to you.
The Massage
We had a brief chat on arrival. I was offered a shower and a clean towel was provided. Good powerful shower. She said she was really busy at the moment – perhaps as a result of the UKP review or simply down to the lack of other options in the area.
The massage was carried out on a massage table and started with me on my front. Lucy undressed to her underwear which was a bit disappointing. She has a nice looking figure. Her massage technique was OK but too much time spent massaging my hands, legs and feet as if she was trying to run the clock down. No real focus on the more intimate areas during the initial phase.
Eventually Lucy climbed on to the massage table and the massage progressed to a B2B massage. This lasted for a few minutes with me still on my front where she did use her breasts and I could caress them a bit. By this time Lucy was fully naked. However, the pussy area was out of bounds.
She invited me to turn over and I was hoping that the real fun would start. Unfortunately it never materialised. Lucy did a couple of slides on the front but then stopped and moved back down the table. She knelt between my legs and started the HE before I had a chance to get into the B2B massage. She positioned herself so she could not be touched. Her HE technique was fast and furious and I asked her to slow down. Her response was “I am in charge”. Wtf I couldn’t believe her attitude – more like she was in to domination. She just carried on with her vigorous wank. No eye contact, no sensuality. I came but hardly felt a thing. A very disappointing climax.
She tidied me up afterwards and then finished off with a head massage for a couple of minutes before inviting me to take a shower.
A brief chat on leaving about Christmas plans and a quick peck on the cheek and I was on my way. She said she needed to get ready for her next client, so fairly evident she was doing back to back bookings.
I checked my watch on leaving and had been there for only 50 minutes including the time of two showers and our chats. The massage itself can’t have been more than 35 minutes.
Summary
Overall I am rating this as a negative. The massage was average and neither erotic nor sensual. I was short changed on time and I felt services as well. Her technique for the HE was dreadful. During the massage she said that this work was “just a job”. Perhaps she was just being honest and I am not expecting her to view this work as a vocation but that attitude did rather show through in her service delivery. This was one of those punts where you wonder why you bother. OK it was only £80 but I have had considerably better for a similar price. As with any girl YMMV and more might be on offer, but I won’t be returning.
