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Author Topic: Ever knocked at the wrong door when going for a punt?  (Read 1701 times)

Offline Mark321

I once got the the flat to see this girl and pressed the buzzer for the intercom. She answered and she said just come up. i didnt even get to say hi and she buzzed me in. So when i knocked on the door this stunner answered i said hi then she replyed who are you? I said it mark and we chatted on the phone. Then the horror kicked in and relised i knocked on the wrong door and was actually next door :wacko:

Offline rpg

I once got the the flat to see this girl and pressed the buzzer for the intercom. She answered and she said just come up. i didnt even get to say hi and she buzzed me in. So when i knocked on the door this stunner answered i said hi then she replyed who are you? I said it mark and we chatted on the phone. Then the horror kicked in and relised i knocked on the wrong door and was actually next door :wacko:

Yes I think I've posted it here somewhere too. I was talking to a Czech prossie on the phone as I arrived at her flat. She was telling me to press "E for elephant" without my glasses and in the dark I pressed what I thought was E. A male voice answered, confused I said the prossies name and in a completely pissed of way he said "no mate you need E for elephant"

Offline darkdeep

Yes. Went to see Shakira (asianhotness) over in Haringey.
About by fifth punt. Of course she will only give the address at the last minute. Tells me the house number over the phone (instead of texting me).
I'm all excited, nervous, discombobulated and get the number wrong and go the house next door.
 - Literally these are houses and a very nice family open the door. I'm just a bumbling mumbling mess and wander off next door.

Of course she saw the whole thing and seemed very gracious about it (but I'm sure she was pissed off and thought I was a twit!)
Still had a great punt.

Lesson: always get the address in a text.


Offline smiths

I once got the the flat to see this girl and pressed the buzzer for the intercom. She answered and she said just come up. i didnt even get to say hi and she buzzed me in. So when i knocked on the door this stunner answered i said hi then she replyed who are you? I said it mark and we chatted on the phone. Then the horror kicked in and relised i knocked on the wrong door and was actually next door :wacko:

I have and it was because the WG didnt give me the exact address, and when i got to her door i just buzzed as she had asked but that was flat C instead of flat B.

Nowadays i ensure i get the exact address and double check when i ring to confirm i am on my way even if they have sent me a text.

Thank fully not yet, dont know how I would react if that was to happen. But have phoned the wrong number :)


Offline 8a8ylon

Was wondering, don't we normally walk in when the door opens & the WG is behide the door....but I guess if u do see civvies clothing u know some things up I guess?

Offline markw

...don't we normally walk in when the door opens & the WG is behide the door....

Come to think of it, that's how the door of number 10 Downing Street always opens, when you see it on the telly. Do you think Cameron's going inside for a quick knee trembler?
Banning reason: Undesirable fluffy

Offline willbred

Yes, a few years ago, I arrived at the house next door, which was answered by a very refined and not bad looking mature lady. The brain had already kicked in that this wasn't the girl I had spoken to on the phone, so when she asked me what I wanted, I said, hopefully."..the ad in the Free Trader" ( or whatever) to which she calmly responded..."oh you want the knocking shop next door". Unfazed,and without a plan B, I toddled off next door!!
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (willbred, Diplomat65)

Offline LL

I haven't.
But wouldn't it be an awesome prank to play on a WG on an outcall?  You know, she turns up at your place, you ask her to show you the goods, she gets her tits out, you say "whaaait a minute, I'm waiting for a delivery and why do you keep calling me keith", "he lives next door!"

Offline ali123

Was in Walthamstow and got the address but wrong road. Number 16 knocked on the door a few times.  Young lad came down opened the door "Ye mate" Me: Ermm looking for Sophie"
Mate shes down the road, tell her to give the correct address. :D

Online jackdaw

Yes.

And door answered by fit looking woman who looked a fair bit like WG I'd booked.... who I'd never seen before.

There then followed a brief conversation where I made an even bigger pillock of myself than usual.

Fortunately "wrong woman" turned out to be very tolerant, so another day passed without me "helping the police with their enquiries".


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