I know, it's a topic on male grooming
Which, in your fucking arrogance, think you know all about.

Can you imagine a man going on Saafe and giving women advice on tampons or getting a good-fitting bra?

You may not want a female opinion but another punter did
It’s not about me. It’s about the integrity of UKP. If someone said “I’d like to hear from some prossies what they think are their best features” you’d probably take that as an invite as well. But a fluffy flake can turn into a man. You can’t. We’re here to support punters, even the ones that at first confuse UKP with AW and prossie-loving ‘review n chat’ sites, at least if they learn. But the best you can hope for dear is to learn to shut the fuck up unless you have something to say to benefit punters that is not about you.
speaking from experience
Bollocks. You’ve used it to remove your own cunt hair. Totally different. And also given your opinion on what YOU like as a prostitute.
Like that other thread where a prostitute gives her ‘expert knowledge’ about putting a condom on her non-existent cock

If you were able to stop touting and write something to benefit punters by
putting yourself in the punter’s shoes then I would have more respect for you. One or two prossies have managed — so it’s not impossible — but I guess they must have a brain.
All you do is waffle on about YOURSELF and YOUR point of view, which is not that of a punter and never will be. In other words, tout tout and more tout (with or without your vomit-inducing kissy kissies at the end of every post).
I do pay for sex occasionally ... I have never had a bad punt

You’ve just confirmed that you seriously don’t get the point of this forum.
