The Christmas parties were £260 for 4 hours but the NYE parties are only 3 hours for the same money. Barbara & Toni are the only ones down to do both.
I do agree that this price is not on. Also girls doing both parties - not justifiable.
But this goes even deeper ... Indulge me a bit ...
We currently pay 160£ for 2 hours for 5WGs with a shower, some food and drink and laundry - which is IMHO above market rate.
- If you are like me and have 2-3 beers at the party, that’s 15£ at London rate.
- Average hotel charges 50£/20hours (2pm check in and 10am check out) - 2.5£ per hour. That's accommodation.
- 10£ for the shower, booking handling and laundry is reasonable IMHO
- 30 condoms cost 20£. I use about 10 when I’m there for a 2 hour session so let's say... ((10/30)*20)/2 = 3.5£ in condoms per hour roughly.
- costs per punter per party equal: fixed 25£ for shower, maid, laundry and beer. 6£ per hour for accommodation and condoms.
UK minimum wage is 7.50£ an hour. I think 15£ an hour is fair because that’s what I earn. I have a degree and certifications and I work with my hands in the elements. This IMHO is a lot more demanding than sucking cock, time wasting and drinking beer.
Most firms like mine, make a sustainable profit around 2-5%. Assume the high end of the profit spectrum (5%).
For a 2 hour party -
10 punters ... [ (10*25£) + (10*6*2) ] = 370£
(5 girls x 2hours x 15£/hour/girl ) = 150£
With 5% profit - 546£ is a respectable operating cost (let's call it ROC)
Consider that 10 punters will pay 160£ each = 1600£ ... 2.93x the ROC
For a 3 hour party -
14 punters ... [ (14*25£) + (14*6*3) ] = 602£
(7 girls x 3hours x 15£/hour/girl ) = 315£
With 5% profit - 962.85£ is a respectable operating cost (let's call it ROC)
Consider that 14 punters will pay 260£ each = 3640£ ... 3.78x the ROC
For a 4 hour party -
16 punters ... [ (16*25£) + (16*6*4) ] = 784£
(8 girls x 4hours x 15£/hour/girl ) = 480£
With 5% profit - 1327.2£ is a respectable operating cost (let's call it ROC)
Consider that 16 punters will pay 260£ each = 4160£ ... 3.13x the ROC
Profit Factor Summary:
2 hour party: 2.93x ROC
3 hour party: 3.78x ROC
4 hour party: 3.13x ROC
Clearly Em has done her homework and realised that a 3 hour party maximises her profits.
There is really no significant financial benefit to be derived form a 4 hour party since the difference is only 0.2x ROC.
Given the nature of the business ... if we say that 2x ROC is fair due to risk and possible payoffs to secure the premises etc... then parties should cost:
2 hour party - (546*2)/10 =109.2£
3 hour party - (962.85*2)/14 = 137.55£
4 hour party - (1327.2*2)/16 = 165.9£
No wonder she lives in a mansion...
Let's state some facts:
The TPC girls are reasonably good looking.
Website maintenance must cost a bit of time and money but my figures above should cover that easily.
Service can be variable.
Overbooking is a norm.
Accommodation, food and toiletry standards have dropped from Hyde Park days.
...But look .. it's clear that Em does her homework and cons us more everyday .. because she knows that we will think with our dicks and pay her rates...
It's been said many times before ... TPC is the only party available blablabla ...
That's true but why do we have to get robbed so fucking much ?? ...
Often times I think with my penis and I want to fuck, so I pay her rates... The other night I read the review at the top of this thread under the influence of some beer and with a full load .. I was down for a NYE party ...
However, today when I sat down - gun empty and sober ... I did this calc and thought ... FUCK ME she is cleverly robbing us more! ...
I imagine I will go back because my gun will reload and I will have urges to satisfy .. but I just dislike how much we all get conned and I really think TPC needs to operate on a fairer basis ... You are holding the monopoly Em and you are fucking milking us. Stop that shit.
Em robs us and then find better ways to do it .. WTF?
Whatever.. not even sure why I'm posting this when I will want to fuck and will go back .. but at this moment in time .. I'm unhappy with how fucking much she optimises her strategy to rob us...
Merry Xmas all