I'm aware of 5 parlours in Leicester, but, my word, they all seem very seedy and what's on offer seems very poor. Trudy's and La Casa seem exclusively Eastern European and to be avoided. But the three that have websites - Ladybirds, X Lounge and Hollywood - either need better photographers or the girls are a bit rough. The only time I was tempted all year was with Natasha, at Ladybirds, who's just as lovely as her photos suggest. Are there any other hidden gems I'm missing?