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External Link/Members OnlyNo beating about the bush with this one. Let down by 3 SA girls who fell like England Wickets in rapid succession. Had an hours window to get my end away, so onto AW and discovered this creature was actually in my hotel that I was staying in. Agreed half an hour later and up I went a couple of floors.
OPen the door, and "she" looked weird. Tiny little thing wearing a red satin robe and stockings. Paid up for half an hour, stripped off and onto the bed. Started with OWO and it was indeed very good. Kept at it for quite a while. Then "she" got a condom, and started trying to pushing my cock into "her" "pussy". Not happening. Fat cock like mine is the enemy of the non stretchy inverted cock tube that post ops have. "She" still had the robe on at this time as well. I was getting suspicious at this point so took it off to show male form. All thoughts of fucking him out the window but I am a gent at heart and had paid to spunk so bloody well was going to.
Told him to lie on the bed with his head over the edge of the bed and face fucked him like that. I could see clearly that he did not have a vagina, but his torso lead down to a scrappy poorly built inverted cock tube. His Nipples, on hormone induced tits, were very weird, and I suspect they have been botoxed. Anyway, eyes closed thinking of the SA bird I should have been doing, I facialized him, making sure the majority of the cum shot down his nose. He choked and spluttered cum out of his mouth and wasn't happy. When I was dressed he asked for the "extra" he wrote on his profile for facials (10 quid) but I refused. He protested. I said "you're a bloke" and walked.
Quote from sanj07 review.
I fingered her pussy and had white creamy yolk all over my fingers
I asked for RO and once she got in position her pussy was not tidy she had moles/tags around her clitoris and although I like flaps there was only one flap on one side which looked weird. she did not look very clean down there and there was a strange sickly smell therefore I refused to give her oral and just tickled her clit as I thought it would be rude to tell her fuck that lets do somet else. I think she got the message as i was not licking and rubbing her clit and she went into a coughing fit and failed to deliver oral.
Shame I didn't have time to check reviews!
Anyway - Avoid lie fuck - it's a blokes. If you like post ops, avoid because it's a car crash cunt conversion. Male pattern baldness coming in, a head like a miniature David Coultard.
