Author Topic: LondonGeorgia previously LondonElle  (Read 1117 times)


1 review(s) for BritishELLE (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Fully Sated]

Offline Mr_Juest

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Known as London Elle when I saw her just over a month ago. Known by another name before that and possibly also works via agencies.

So another review another negative, just to save you punters from wasting your cash.

I had been trying to book Elle for a few days prior to our meet. We finally agreed on a time for the meet which was to take place the next day at 8am (yes I like an early morning punt). Anyway Comms were great and I made my way to her flat. Admittedly I was 10 mins late (which really didn't matter as you will see). I got into the flat and was asked how long I wanted to stay for I said 45mins £200 (as this was the length of time I had been requesting for a few days prior to the meet I thought she would have put two and two together), to this she replied she only does one hour meets in the morning to which I told her I haven't got anymore so she accepted.

I asked to shower to which she was more than happy as she was still doing her hair and would be "ready be the time you're out", fair deal. I finished the shower only to find her still to doing her hair, she asked me to sit while she finished up and attempted small talk in between. Anyway after a whole 10-15 mins, after the shower, of her doing her hair she finally was done and was ready.

We started off with some DFK which then moved onto a light BJ, things were going well. I licked her mango and lightly fucked her face. this probably lasted for a maximum of 10 mins. We made our way to the bedroom where she licked my banana for another min, after which she suggested we fuck, fine by me......only one problem no condoms WTF. She searched her flat but couldn't find any, and said she'll just pop out and go get some now. At this point I was so pissed off I said nah im ok lets just end it here, to which she insisted she make me cum via a BJ, I refused as I wasn't in the mood and asked for my money back (i didn't mean all but most) to which she said 'you're not getting your money back'. The cheek.

Anyway I insisted she return my money and assured her that I wouldn't get in her face or start throwing things about because I didn't want her to feel threatened but that she needed to be fair. She offered me £100 back, I refused and said she could keep £50 (even that was generous) but needed to return £150. She refused blabbing on about how she gave me sexual services and it was ME who was choosing to leave therefore she doesn't have to give anything back, JOKE. Anyway she then offered £120 i refused then offered me £140, £10 less than I had asked for back. I knew at this point I wasn't getting more than that without getting in her face, shouting or throwing things about and besides her hand was shaking a bit as she held out the £140 that she was returning so I took it and went to shower (for which I was called a joke, not my fault I didn't want any of spit on me for longer than necessary)

I then left feeling pretty pissed off that as I essentially paid £60 for a 10min light BJ if I can even call it that.

Would I return, hello no. AVOID AVOID AVOID

Robbiebucks

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I licked her mango and lightly fucked her face.


Don’t start making this a thing!  :dash:   :lol: :lol:  :dash:

She sounds like a right nutter! Ill prepared and not knowing what she’s agreed to already!  :wackogirl:

Offline Mr_Juest

Don’t start making this a thing!  :dash:   :lol: :lol:  :dash:

She sounds like a right nutter! Ill prepared and not knowing what she’s agreed to already!  :wackogirl:

LOL I thought it was already a thing and therefore used it, never used it before in my life.

I think shes more upperclass and feels entitled, from the info she was telling me during her small talk an her accent that's the picture I got. Also kept telling me how her clients are high class and wouldn't ask for money back, I reminded her she probably never had the condom issue before either otherwise they would be fully entitled too.

Offline hw189

'Bananas', 'mangoes'.... Been reading too many KT reviews mate.

Offline loner


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Not uncommon for these high end agency girls to getting lazy once they go indie and resent their cheaper rates.

Thanks for the review and warning.

Offline Link7

LOL I thought it was already a thing and therefore used it, never used it before in my life.

You're not the first person either. He'll be delighted with that, worryingly, as time goes past his self-professed claim to have "fans" on UKP looks increasingly defensible.

Offline Mr_Juest

What does she look like tho?

She is just above ok looking. I've seen better for a lot cheaper. And her body isnt what is looks like in the pics either, just ok

Offline flamin

What does she look like tho?
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