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Offline ohdanny

I met with my fave WG on Thursday for a couple of hours.  Working up to the finale she asked me to come on her body, straddling her body she helpfully reached down to grab me by the nuts causing me to send said come in a higher trajectory landing a large load right in the poor darlings right eye.  The punt had been amazing up until this point and it definitely marred what had been an excellent afternoon.   

She was entirely lovely about it but that doesn't stop me feeling a bit guilty  :unknown:

Anyone had a similar experience?

Dan



 

Have you got a link for the miserable cow  :lol:


Offline lovingfacials

Not similar but painful...........was seeing a girl (working) who was giving great head, I asked her to suck my balls, which she did, I asked for it a slighty harder suck................she nearly sucked the fucker out the sac....

I hit the cieling, hopped around the room and was unable to speak for nearly 5 mins, I did recover but couldnt fuck her properly as the ball was painfull, a couple of daYs later it came up in a bruise which I told wife was done at 5 aside

Vey very painful expereince - i was worried she had twisted a tube suckign that hard but a few days later i was ok

not had my balls sucked since!!!!!

Offline dilettante

Not similar but painful...........was seeing a girl (working) who was giving great head, I asked her to suck my balls, which she did, I asked for it a slighty harder suck................she nearly sucked the fucker out the sac....

I hit the cieling, hopped around the room and was unable to speak for nearly 5 mins, I did recover but couldnt fuck her properly as the ball was painfull, a couple of daYs later it came up in a bruise which I told wife was done at 5 aside

Vey very painful expereince - i was worried she had twisted a tube suckign that hard but a few days later i was ok

not had my balls sucked since!!!!!

 :lol:  So tell us, LF, does your wife check your balls regularly, can she tell if a WG or anyone else has robbed her of her sperm quota?   :)

Online herbie007

I was with a WG once, we were having a chat in between rounds, when she decide to tie one end of my tie round my dick and the other end round her ankle, telling me I wouldn’t be able to escape, someone knocked on the door and she jumped of the bed nearly ripping my cock off, it was so sore I didn’t shag anyone for 2 weeks, I can still feel the pain now when I think back. 

Offline tomcat600

we were laying down facing each other, giving me great HJ. started talking really dirty asking for it all over her tits, when i finally let go, went straight over my shoulder all over the pillows. she wasnt aiming very well

Offline lovingfacials

:lol:  So tell us, LF, does your wife check your balls regularly, can she tell if a WG or anyone else has robbed her of her sperm quota?   :)

Haha no she does not take a keen interest in my balls, but she did notice one being blue & me limping slightly - i had my five a side bollock kicking excuse handy so she accepted that & the no sex pass with glee :angry: :angry:

Offline dilettante

Haha no she does not take a keen interest in my balls, but she did notice one being blue & me limping slightly - i had my five a side bollock kicking excuse handy so she accepted that & the no sex pass with glee :angry: :angry:

LOL yes my 6-month subscription to Match.com and the quality of similar-aged damsels to myself was a no-brainer really - I haven't "let myself go" so why 'trade down' to those that have?

when being gobbled on my nuts and a bit to hard sucking ended up rolling around in pain.

Offline LL

I was with a WG once, we were having a chat in between rounds, when she decide to tie one end of my tie round my dick and the other end round her ankle, telling me I wouldn’t be able to escape, someone knocked on the door and she jumped of the bed nearly ripping my cock off, it was so sore I didn’t shag anyone for 2 weeks, I can still feel the pain now when I think back.
Fuck, that brought a tear to my eye and I did actually laugh out loud reading that!   :lol: There's a moral to that story somewhere.

My nightmare scenario would be my banjo string getting snapped whilst with a WG, the visit to the Emergency Room that would follow, then having to explain to my wife how it had happened  :scare:

Offline willbred

The other week a girl was giving me a hand job whilst we were both standing as part of foreplay. One of her nails maust have been a bit too sharp and we only noticed that I had an inch long gash right underneath the head of my cock from which blood was leaking. I am on asprin, so it takes me a bit longer than normal to stop bleeding.We managed to stay calm and after application of a cold, wet compress to the little fella, who was becoming more microscopic by the minute, the blood stopped and she applied some antiseptic cream. I am circumcised so at least the fresh air could get to it. When I got into bed later that evening, I was worried in case it started bleeding again and I would have some explaining to do (the old caught in the fly routine!) but fortunately it healed quite quickly. Yes - I did see the lady concerned again. She was so apologetic, we had a great time and she took back the fee she had kindly returned from the first encounter.
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Offline LL

The other week a girl was giving me a hand job whilst we were both standing as part of foreplay. One of her nails maust have been a bit too sharp and we only noticed that I had an inch long gash right underneath the head of my cock from which blood was leaking. I am on asprin, so it takes me a bit longer than normal to stop bleeding.We managed to stay calm and after application of a cold, wet compress to the little fella, who was becoming more microscopic by the minute, the blood stopped and she applied some antiseptic cream. I am circumcised so at least the fresh air could get to it. When I got into bed later that evening, I was worried in case it started bleeding again and I would have some explaining to do (the old caught in the fly routine!) but fortunately it healed quite quickly. Yes - I did see the lady concerned again. She was so apologetic, we had a great time and she took back the fee she had kindly returned from the first encounter.
Wait, lemmie get this right.  The girl almost amputates your little guy's helmet, yet you still paid her for the session?

Offline Pauluk1

Looks like she gave a refund the first time.  She kept the cash on his second visit.

Offline willbred

Wait, lemmie get this right.  The girl almost amputates your little guy's helmet, yet you still paid her for the session?

You are correct. I didn't want to digress in the post but I did stay for what ended up as a somewhat different session as I know the girl pretty well anyway. It was only a flesh wound, they breed 'em tough where I come from  :P

Takes his cap off and holds his bat in the air - 100 posts up!! Hope I live long enough to post nearly as many as some of you long serving members. Enjoying it so far!
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