Visited this place last week to pop my Brighton cherry. As already reviewed, it is located on Church Road, opposite Tescos. I parked for free at Tesco, no problems on that front.
Booked 60 mins for £40.
Venue: The massage room was not really a room. Forget swinging a cat, some of you well-endowed lot would struggle to swing your sausage in there. I would say it was a 8X4 room at most.
Girl: Mid 30s, Asian, named Coco. Facially 5/10. Decent body, nothing to write home about. See more on the body below.
Massage: A bit of an odd one. No towel offered so it was clear from the outset that there would be offers later. Decent pressure at times. Used hot stones to give the rubdown but that felt nice. About 20 minutes in, she gave a brief tickle on me legs and bum and asked, "You lide this hun?" I said yes. This is where is started going foul. Since I was only 20 minutes in, I was expecting her to spend some time working up me legs, building it up and all that. But she immediately asked me to turn over. I protested and politely asked her to work a little more on me legs and tease me a little and she made a face as if I had killed her dog. Anyhow, reluctantly she continued.
On turning over, topless HJ was settled on £30 tip. THe most unusual thing happened after: she told me that below waist is out of bounds and she was wearing a jeans anyway. Yet, she pulled out antibacterial wipes and proceeded to give me the most throught wipe to my hands! I have no problems with it but it was unusual. Gave a decent slow, oily service to the old chap. Attention to the nuts. Squeezed everthing out. Decent cleanup.
I was sorry to pay for the topless bit. I was decived by the wonder bra. Upon unleashing (well, not much unleasing), it turned out that her boobs were a spitting image of empty crisp packets in the wind.
Overall, in and out in 55 minutes so didnt get the time I paid for.
Thought long and hard about this and think it is a neutral for the relatively ok massage and good service. Her attitude was terrible. I dont know what these prossies think of themselves. We pay for their time and they still get to make faces when we ask for the service to be the way we want?
Won't return. Will keep looking for a good indie girl who has a decent attitude.
aae
