First of all, thanks for all those who have contributed to this fantastic insight to the Birmingham FBSM scene, most of which was enjoyable and informative reading.
Having spent many a Happy Hour/Ending on a massage table in Thailand thought I would try the same closer to home (not interested in FS). After drawing up a short list of Soni, Jane and Nancy, here is my first contribution to this thread and yes these girls have been covered many many times on here, however I feel regular updates are always good and it also gives me the opportunity to contribute.
Ok my first visit was to Soni... Here I have a big dilemma, as I do not wish to do anyone an injustice but based on other reviews of Soni I am really not sure it was actually Soni I saw, though was who’s number I rang and booked with.
The girl I saw certainly didn’t have the boobs that some of you have described that Soni possess (not so full), they were ok.. ish, but nowhere near in the class of those possessed by the cracking Nancy or indeed the gorgeous Jane, (and yes they could easily posses me), oh and another odd thing was in conversation about my visits to Thailand she referred to English people as Farang which is a Thai word for Europeans (I guess Burmese may use it as well) . Anyway back to my review of whoever it was I saw, she was a nice, polite and chatty girl and would say around a size 10+. … Easy to contact and up front with her prices and in fact texted me the services offered together with prices without me even asking, all at the going rate (40+20+20). I arrived in good time greeted and offered a drink, I paid my £80 for an hours worth of the full Monty (as far as FBSM goes). The usual nice firm massage on my back and legs with the occasional touch ’n’ tease, whilst allowing some touching (I was being respectful as my first visit) followed by a brief B2B of her boobs over my back, she flipped me over and proceeded with the massage on my front giving the old man some attention at the same time. Then a bit more boob B2B which was not to the standard I would of expected. Although standing to attention (good lad) she wasn’t really doing it for me so she had to work hard for the HE, plenty of direct HR followed by her laying on her back and doing the old man with her arse crack, short cropped lady bits towards my face, after a few minutes of that she turned over and around to continue with a TW, she started to complain (in a nice way) that I was strong in resisting the E of the HE lol (yes I was making it last). So finally I folded and donated my load, she continued to gently play with the old chap for a while after, which was nice. Cleaned me down and had an assisted shower. Overall OK though she was not really my cup of tea in the body department being a little on the rounded side for my liking but like I said at the beginning not sure it was Soni that I saw (there was someone else in the flat as well)…. So beware of possible stand ins.
Massage Ok, B2B fair/poor, HE good.
Would I go again… yes probably but only out of curiosity to see if I got a different ‘Soni’ next time, but would only opt for the full Monty if it turned out to be an improved looking Soni. !!
My my next sample was Jane…. OMG ! Wow! Where do I start....
Again easy to contact and book…. She asked me what I wanted so told her ‘everything’ and paid my £80. I stripped off and she started by sitting me on the edge of the table and washing my feet in warm water (always a nice touch) also teasing the old chap a little whilst down there. Plenty of good chat if you want it throughout the massage (I am sure the table was heated but might just of been my blood pressure rising !!)
Once the feet were done she had me laying on my front stripped off herself (fantastic body) and proceeded with the massage (getting hard now just thinking about it !) Hot towels over me to start then removing them as she went, it was at this point I noticed the strategically placed mirror (nice one !), then she started with the B2B on my back/legs using all parts of her body to great effect, after a bit of that I thought she was trying to drown my arse/credit card swipe in hot oil and spent some quality time there before flipping me over, or was it then she had me on all fours (it’s all now a wonderful blurr)…. Yes milking me on all fours was really good and she nearly had me deliver on the early shift !
… anyway she got me onto my back and proceeded to again use that great body (hers not mine !), oh what a rack she has, enhanced yes, very firm yes, but really nice and well suited to her figure. Touching was limited mainly by me out of respect (first date an all that.. lol), but couldn’t resist getting to grips (gently) with those wonderful tits.
Time was going by so quickly.. she proceeded to straddle me cowboy style and finished me off with the old chap rubbing on her short well dressed pubes and lower stomach whilst I immersed myself in her tits, not surprisingly it didn’t too take long to get my HE … would of loved to let go over those tits… maybe next time if I ask nicely and stay a good boy !.
Cleaned me/herself up, no assisted shower
but it was a real small shower cubicle.
Said our goodbyes… walked out very happy bloke an hour and a bit later.
Would I go again… most certainly… and hopefully soon.
The massage was very good, B2B very good and HE was OK (could of continued with the dick massage a little longer after)
My third on the list to try was Nancy….. once again easy to contact and services offered were at the standard going rate. Got there and had the normal hide behind the door reception, nice friendly greeting and offered a drink. Again for consistency went for the Full Monty (FBSM) and paid my £80. Nancy was wearing a black baby doll and matching thong… nice.
I stripped off and was ready for my massage, Nancy stripped off as well and again a fantastic body and wonderful pair of what looked like natural boobs (hadn't touch them as yet).
Nice chatty girl but also keeps quiet if you do. She got on with the leg/back massage no oil to start, but soon introduced with which was thorough, the occasional tease and then the B2B began again really using all her body well, (thought she was going to slide off !) . She was always asking if I liked what she was doing and all I had to say was ‘dam right I do’ or ‘more of that is good’, she then stood at the top of the table by my head and asked if I liked what I saw (wished I had a 12” tongue at that point).. think I said no its horrible and we had a laugh… her breasts were on the back of my head/neck at this point as she massaged my back some more … she flipped me over got on the table and continued with the B2B, I could feel her pressing her nice bits all over me as she slide up and down, I now also had the opportunity for a little sensitive touching … Tits felt very natural (got to be a D cup). Ok she then sat between my legs and started the HE massage, 2 ‘hours’ later (I wish) made me smile (HE complete) … well it was prob 2/3 mins really, but a man can dream !.
Cleaned me up … assisted shower, some more chat about her family in Thailand and her pending visit whilst I got dressed, a quick hug goodbye and I was on my way with a smile on my face…. Fck that look must be so obvious when you walk out the building.
Would I go again… do you need to ask… yes most certainly Nancy is a lovely lovely lady, great body, very attentive and knew how to make a bloke happy with her massage technique. Would really like a 2hr B2B with Nancy so may try that next time…. Or there’s Sukanda, Scarlet, Mally, Bella, the list goes on, or even Stapler’s very own Lil….. hmm perhaps not !!
Ok that’s my report, sorry it was so long, but as I have spent many an enjoyable hour going through all the posts on this thread, thought it only right & Proper that I also contribute by sharing and reliving my first UK FBSM experiences.
I’m just still confused with my ‘Soni’ experience!!
