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Offline Knobrot

Morning All, I was a busy boy yesterday morning and treated myself to TWO new massages.

First was Jannet;

http://www.gumtree.com/p/business-services/qualified-swedish-massage-therapist/1053964061

I'll get straight to the point and say there is NOTHING offered, not even a HE.  She is a regular advertiser on gumtree and being only 20 mins away I thought I'd give her a try (nothing gained etc. etc.).  I called her the day before and booked an appointment for yesterday morning.  After the call I did txt her to enquire if she did topless/natursist/B2B and it was a 'No sorry, only Swedish'.  So I wasn't really that suprised when no HE was offered at the end.

However as massages go, she does gives a damn good Swedish massage.  She has nice hands and takes her time and is very thorough.

It is a little strange though when the 'old man' makes an appearance and she just massages straight past him..!!!  Yes I was totally 'exposed'.

Anyway, Jannet is based in Acocks (or no touch cock), Green (Lincoln Road North), she is a Black lady, probably mid 30's, but very pleasant and became more chatty as the massage went on.

£30 for the hour, which did over run, so all in all not too bad.

Would I go back? Don't know is an honest answer, but probably not.  When you have Marina in Erdington at £40 for 90 mins including a HE I would choose a Marina, but If you want a no frills but proper Swedish massage try Jannet.


Anyway, the probelm was though the old man still needed a bit of excercise, so 1 1/2 hours later I was at;

http://www.gumtree.com/p/business-services/fantastic-body-massage-and-full-body-massage/1073650929

I have been intrigued by this ad over the last few weeks (see thread 477), so decided to give it ago.

As Stapler indicated these are 2 girls (Romanian), offering a 'full service'.  I booked with 'ana' who told me her  real name was 'ana-marie'.

Anyway, I txt to see if she was available and along with 'yes' the address was promptly sent over.  The place is over a shop on the Coventry Road (between Asda & The Swan), in Yardley.  Entrance round the back through the gate up the metal staircase.  Plenty of parking on nearby side roads.

Ana-Marie, opened the door and to be honest she is not bad looking, hard to tell if its the same girl as in the pic (too much make up in the pic), but she is early 20's, probably a size 10, blonde (albeit coloured), with nice natural ( .)( .)

I just opted for the £40 half hour massage.  £70 for an hour or, £60.00p full sex (30 mins) or £100 for the hour.

The room was just has a bed a massage table plus wardrobe, the pics on Gumtree have obviously been lifted from elsewhere.  I didn't see her mate, but I'm guessing it is her in the pic on thread 477 (I recognised the bed cover...!!).

The massage istelf was ok, nothing special, probably a little rushed if I'm being honest.  A nice firm HE to finish off which satisfied the old man.  She was totally naked, shaved, a nice body, a little OTT with the suntan via the local solarium but pleasant enough.

Ana-Marie's English is not bad (better than my Romainian),

Would I go again?  I'm tempted.  Having already been there I would probably be a little more relaxed and be tempted to go for an hour or maybe move to the next level...!!

Anyway my fellow punters, I hope the above has been useful.

Happy Punting

KR


« Last Edit: July 23, 2014, 10:32:14 AM by Knobrot »

Offline Stapler

Thanks for the report KR. Very informative on both counts!

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Long time lurker, first time caller.

First some input.

I've tried the one on Stratford Rd in Shirley. Got a 5/10 lady called Amy. Not a great looker, massive fake tits. £30 up front for 45mins massage. Followed her upstairs, nice view of fishnet stockings arse. Ok massage for 30 mins, room too hot. Flipped over, £40 for HE and tits out. Tried to negotiate to £20, but no go. Decent HE, no offer of shower. Total £70, probably over paid.

Now for a question.

Do you always finish on your own stomach? Any tips to letting the lass empty your load on her tits?

Offline Borat

I was in the Broadway casino last night and it stemmed the whole of Birminghams masseuse were there. Saw some very pretty ones though and would love to know which profile they use.

Offline Dodo

I was in the Broadway casino last night and it stemmed the whole of Birmingham's masseuse were there. Saw some very pretty ones though and would love to know which profile they use.
How did you know they were masseurs if you didn't know who they were??   
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Offline Stapler

How did you know they were masseurs if you didn't know who they were??


That's what I was thinking!

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Maybe they were moving their hands up and down in the wanking motion!
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Offline Talbear

I went into the Chinese place on Bearwood today.... Took one look at the 2 masseurs, made my excuses and left....

Not pretty at all!!! :vomit:

Offline Dodo


That's what I was thinking!

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Maybe they were moving their hands up and down in the wanking motion!
:D  :D  :D

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Offline Borat

How did you know they were masseurs if you didn't know who they were??

I saw the usual vivastreet suspects. Natalie from sabaithai is a standout. Pretty looking in a non conventional way. Three or four others that I recognized from viva too.

I did say saw some really gorgeous ones hanging around with their party that I'd love to know if they're providing massage.

One thing I didn't make clear was that there was a very big 'Thai' style party going on. They booked the 'manhattan suite' in the casino where there is a bar and seating area.

Offline brumrock

I went into the Chinese place on Bearwood today.... Took one look at the 2 masseurs, made my excuses and left....

Not pretty at all!!! :vomit:

Hi
Saves me a wasted journey :hi:

Offline Stapler

I saw the usual vivastreet suspects. Natalie from sabaithai is a standout. Pretty looking in a non conventional way. Three or four others that I recognized from viva too.

I did say saw some really gorgeous ones hanging around with their party that I'd love to know if they're providing massage.

One thing I didn't make clear was that there was a very big 'Thai' style party going on. They booked the 'manhattan suite' in the casino where there is a bar and seating area.


Did you have any luck?

On the tables, I mean! What do you play?


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Offline Borat


Did you have any luck?

On the tables, I mean! What do you play?


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I just go in for a quickie before a punt around Sherborne st. Quickie meaning 1 or two spins on the roulette. If it comes in it prolongs my number of punts for the week. If doesn't then that's the last punt of the week.

Offline Stapler

Good strategy!

It's easy to get sucked in with roulette, especially if you stay and play and chase losses.

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Hi all

Anyone else find it seriously difficult to get hold of Jane? Called a couple of times for the last few days and no response.

Profile here - http://www.vivastreet.co.uk/massage+birmingham-b1/jane-thai-massage/93955332#

I have read through this thread a few times. Is there anyone else in Birmingham with similar breast size as Jane if I can't get a booking? I have already visited Myumi and don't fancy going back.  Leave Brum tomorrow


Offline Dodo

Hi all

Anyone else find it seriously difficult to get hold of Jane? Called a couple of times for the last few days and no response.

Profile here - http://www.vivastreet.co.uk/massage+birmingham-b1/jane-thai-massage/93955332#

I have read through this thread a few times. Is there anyone else in Birmingham with similar breast size as Jane if I can't get a booking? I have already visited Myumi and don't fancy going back.  Leave Brum tomorrow
Try Mally or Soni or Nancy.......all have lovely jugs circa D cup and all good fun
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Try Mally or Soni or Nancy.......all have lovely jugs circa D cup and all good fun

Perfect, thanks!

Offline Stapler

If you like long nipples see Sammi who is Jane's flat mate. You never know you may bump in to Jane when you visit!

http://www.vivastreet.co.uk/massage+birmingham-b1/thai-massage/97910789#

Sammi is cuter than her pics! She is fun and a little scatty!


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« Last Edit: July 29, 2014, 03:49:41 PM by Stapler »
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Couldn't resist Mally when seeing her profile. Don't know how I missed her.

Just called up, good English sounded pleasant too. Got quoted 80 for 1hr b2b.

Will report back later

First proper review - So I ended up booking in with Mally - http://www.massagebirmingham.me.uk/gallery.htm

Booked for 1 hour with b2b. Location easy to find and a nice quiet area. There is a Tesco 1min away from her flat with free parking for three hours.

Buzzed into the flat and was greeted by Mally on entry. Would say she is around 31-33 pretty but looked slightly better in her pictures as you would expect.

Very chatty, funny and puts you really at ease when you walk in.

Had a relaxing foot massage before I got onto the table, none of this was included in the hour. The hour only starts when you get onto the massage table.

Went onto my front and could see all her clothes come off through the head rest hole. Didn't want to peek, wanted to wait to see her when I turned over.

Decent massage on the back, not really firm which was a nice change. Lots of boob massage included.

Turned over and wow, what a great rack she has on her. Happy for you to have a little touch and the same goes for her bum when she slides her boobs up your chest.
Lots of slow HJ, using her breasts to massage my cock which was great fun. Really skilled HE and always talked to you to make sure she was doing things how I liked.

Offered an assisted shower afterwards which was needed as she ended up getting her chewing gum stuck on my leg. Don't know how that happened!

Only other slight downside was her taking a call during the massage, which I'm not a big fan of.

Overall though would definitely recommend. Will try a couple of others next time I'm up in Brum but  defo go back in the future. When I all was finished I ended up being I there for 1.5hours

Offline Dodo

Yes T, she is generous with her time and a very pleasant girl. Soni, a bit raunchier, and Nancy prettier, are similar experiences IMHO.
Must visit jane and Bella  :rolleyes:
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Offline Stapler

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Offline Murphy54

Now this looks really promising, has anyone visited or got any feedback? I'll ring later today to see what's on offer.
http://www.gumtree.com/p/business-services/enjoy-amazing-great-full-body-massage-in-stafford/1075465246

Offline willey

http://adult.vivastreet.co.uk/escort+castle-bank/emmily/102884089

Contacted her last weekend, i was immediately drawn to her ad, you will get more than a massage, quoted £130 an hour.

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Now this looks really promising, has anyone visited or got any feedback? I'll ring later today to see what's on offer.
http://www.gumtree.com/p/business-services/enjoy-amazing-great-full-body-massage-in-stafford/1075465246
« Last Edit: August 02, 2014, 10:46:31 AM by willey »

Offline willey

Yes T, she is generous with her time and a very pleasant girl. Soni, a bit raunchier, and Nancy prettier, are similar experiences IMHO.
Must visit jane and Bella  :rolleyes:

Seen bella a few times (aka jina)
Early 40s, nice body though, really fusses over you if you like that, good massage, plus whatever you want!
In Skyline

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