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Never gave a massage in my life.but I will ask and just start rubbing her back and inner thighs  :P Cheers Dodo!

Offline smithie1000

Never gave a massage in my life.but I will ask and just start rubbing her back and inner thighs  :P Cheers Dodo!
with your old man I hope..  :lol:
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Offline smithie1000

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Seeing her at 10.30 now. Never had a punt so late i'm usually home from them at that time

Offline smithie1000

Seeing her at 10.30 now. Never had a punt so late i'm usually home from them at that time
your in trouble, that's listening to Dodo.................................
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Dodo hasn't done anything wrong...YET! .. Gave a good piece of advice tbf  :drinks:

Offline smithie1000

Dodo hasn't done anything wrong...YET! .. Gave a good piece of advice tbf  :drinks:
lets wait for your review first..................
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Offline Dodo

Dodo hasn't done anything wrong...YET! .. Gave a good piece of advice tbf  :drinks:
Fuck me!! Could do without pressure like that.

Hope he had a quick shufty on YouTube to see how to give a massage  :(
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Offline Rook69

Couldnt he just pay one of the girls to do the massage for him while he watches and takes notes..............

I'll get my coat.....   :crazy:

Offline smithie1000

Couldnt he just pay one of the girls to do the massage for him while he watches and takes notes..............

I'll get my coat.....   :crazy:
:lol:
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Offline smithie1000

Fuck me!! Could do without pressure like that.

Hope he had a quick shufty on YouTube to see how to give a massage  :(
bollocks to giving her a massage, just go down on her............... :wacko:
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Ok So heres how it goes

Got there for around 10.40..Gave her £60 for HH & HE (60 for HH? yeah i know just wait on it) ..when I arrived she told me sorry for delaying & that she was drinking with friends. I said fair enough, but then she offered me a beer?..now this isn't quite normal but I said as long as it doesn't come off my time. she laughed and said no dont worry. So she went to get me a beer, she had one too and we just started general chat along with slight teasing. After I finished my beer she only went on to offer me another..I contemplated about it and said only if she has another then I will..in which she did. This went on for about an hour before we both finished and then began the massage. (The crazy part is to come)..Now during the massage she was giving me neck kisses and nibbling on my ear, I told her if she continues that then she can't blame me for my actions..she laughed..now this is what got me.. i heard undressing,,so I thought ok..but the part that got me is she started giving me a b2b aswel "Remember I paid £60" .when I flipped over I started playing with her tits and nipples and rubbing across her pussy..she kept moaning and then told me "behave".. Uh oh i thought better stop now..so she did what she does & made me cum and then told me to shower up in which I did. At this point im thinking better get my uber ready. After she showered she asked if I wanted to stay for another drink..but @ this point I just needed some food and water  :lol: but I accepted. she was lying on the massage table with her legs across mine so i just started massaging her legs. I told her i'm not the best but she was telling me its right and asked how I know how to give them  :lol: :lol: :rolleyes:..so I continued and noticed her closing her eyes and kept biting her lip. She opened her eyes, smiled and said "I feel tingling down there"..I asked if she needed help with it and there was no hesitation of a smile and head nod. So my hands wandered and got the playing..I would of went for the grail but the bush wasn't my type LOL..but continued playing with her and then she said stop in which I did. she was soaked!. I didn't want to ask for anything extra for myself as I really didn't want to take advantage of her. But all in all I got out at 1.30am!  now I don't know about you guys but 3 hours for £60 with HE & B2b, couple beers included along with extras? Possibly my best punt ever and I don't think anybody will be topping that. Thanks Dodo for the advice!  ;) If i've missed anything out just let me know.

Would I go again?...FUCK YES!..need to experience her when she's sober ..probably won't be a better experience but its worth trying again she is a good lady

Offline Rook69

Wow - personally, I would bottle that memory and never go for another massage as they will never be as good.
I remember having a dalliance with a 40 year old lady when I was 19.... ruined my experience of girls my age as they seemed so boring compared to her.
Great review and I will remain ever hopeful for something similar.

I was thinking that. Just retire and leave it as that  :lol: :lol: I definitely wont get anything of the same experience again. Oh btw! whoever had an appointment with her after 11 last night Im sorry but im the reason she wasn't replying to the messages. She even showed me them  :cry:

Offline Rook69

Lol..  :lol: :lol: Oh just rub it in.... Sorry, you may have been pissed up and horny but your not getting a massage off her tonight as shes plying me with beer and giving me loads of freebies..

Kudos to you. :-)

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :dash: Oh behave rook I wasn't rubbing it in. Just letting a fellow punter know that she wasn't sleep and he was just getting ignored. poor bloke said his battery was about to die in a couple mins and he'll wait until it does.

Offline Rook69

 :lol: The trouble is, had it been me with her reading that text I would be rolling around the floor laughing at the image of some poor fella with a raging stiffy staring bleakly at his mobile hoping dearly that shes going to text back any second before the batterly run down.  :D :lol:

You evil man Rook  :lol: I actually felt bad for the guy she's the one who started giggling away

Offline smithie1000

Ok So heres how it goes

Got there for around 10.40..Gave her £60 for HH & HE (60 for HH? yeah i know just wait on it) ..when I arrived she told me sorry for delaying & that she was drinking with friends. I said fair enough, but then she offered me a beer?..now this isn't quite normal but I said as long as it doesn't come off my time. she laughed and said no dont worry. So she went to get me a beer, she had one too and we just started general chat along with slight teasing. After I finished my beer she only went on to offer me another..I contemplated about it and said only if she has another then I will..in which she did. This went on for about an hour before we both finished and then began the massage. (The crazy part is to come)..Now during the massage she was giving me neck kisses and nibbling on my ear, I told her if she continues that then she can't blame me for my actions..she laughed..now this is what got me.. i heard undressing,,so I thought ok..but the part that got me is she started giving me a b2b aswel "Remember I paid £60" .when I flipped over I started playing with her tits and nipples and rubbing across her pussy..she kept moaning and then told me "behave".. Uh oh i thought better stop now..so she did what she does & made me cum and then told me to shower up in which I did. At this point im thinking better get my uber ready. After she showered she asked if I wanted to stay for another drink..but @ this point I just needed some food and water  :lol: but I accepted. she was lying on the massage table with her legs across mine so i just started massaging her legs. I told her i'm not the best but she was telling me its right and asked how I know how to give them  :lol: :lol: :rolleyes:..so I continued and noticed her closing her eyes and kept biting her lip. She opened her eyes, smiled and said "I feel tingling down there"..I asked if she needed help with it and there was no hesitation of a smile and head nod. So my hands wandered and got the playing..I would of went for the grail but the bush wasn't my type LOL..but continued playing with her and then she said stop in which I did. she was soaked!. I didn't want to ask for anything extra for myself as I really didn't want to take advantage of her. But all in all I got out at 1.30am!  now I don't know about you guys but 3 hours for £60 with HE & B2b, couple beers included along with extras? Possibly my best punt ever and I don't think anybody will be topping that. Thanks Dodo for the advice!  ;) If i've missed anything out just let me know.

Would I go again?...FUCK YES!..need to experience her when she's sober ..probably won't be a better experience but its worth trying again she is a good lady
You fucking lucky bastard lol, nice one mate.  :rolleyes:
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Offline Dodo

         'Thanks Dodo for the advice!  ;) If i've missed anything out just let me know.'



Are you telling me you were there for 3 hours and didn't give her one  :dash: :dash:

Never mind, it sounds like you had a great time  :hi:
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Offline normski

Agree with Dodo, always ended up with my cock in her mouth and on the odd occasion more.

Offline normski

Dodo lad, have you thought about seeing Nancy again?

Offline smithie1000

Agree with Dodo, always ended up with my cock in her mouth and on the odd occasion more.
Stop it or I will be pulling one off  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Offline normski

Stop it or I will be pulling one off  :lol: :lol: :lol:
The last time I saw her, she buzzed me through the front door and I went to the flat. The silly bint had left her keys in the door over night....she was still hammered from the night before, and was game for anything!





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