Hi dicky
Thank you very much for taking your time in writing this review. It has certainly brought to light serval points on which I can improve upon.
First off the communications. I do acknowledge that my communicate is below standard. Due to several instances of harassment in the pass I have been reluctant to use a mobile phone or access my emails more than I deem necessary. But now after reviewing a few other threads on ukp I do see the value in having a phone, and being active with my emails. Im going out at the weekend to get one and I will take better precautions to ensure that I don’t get harassed on such.
Second the services. I’ve been an escort for 2 1/2 yrs, during such time I knew that I would pick up some bad habits. I’m very self conscious about my ability to kiss. One comment in the past sticks out the most and said that I used to kiss like a lizard having a seizure and that my vagina looked like a Macdonalds patty gone through several toilets., since then I thought that maybe guys would never like my kissing or going down on me, and hence my reluctance to do much in the way of oral and dfk.
my early days I worked with an agency they would tell the girls not to come on too strong, to let the guy make the first move, and that has stuck in my head. To be slightly reserve and not clingy. But after reading this review it is refreshing to realise that guys actually want me to be more forward and spontaneously Sexual.
Thirdly, the talking. Personally I like talking about controversial topics and hearing other options and expanding my knowledge on areas of life. But sometime I do admit I do talk about stuff which isn’t at all relevant to the session, I can see how this can be off putting to others, and that not everyone wants to hear about my latest British rants, and views on the world, I know see it is best to keep these conversations to my closest friends and not for my clients.
I would like to thank you again for taking time out of your day to write this review, and thank you for enlightening me on how I can improve my services as an escort. I will be implementing changes so that I am more forward sexually towards my clients, and I will become better at my communication.
Best wishes
Penelope xxx
Hi Penelope,
I greatly doubt your genuinness of intent with your answers. In fact its pretty galling that you have come and tried to explain the scam you ran with me by giving massively dishonest replies. As if you thought we would not see straight through your excuses.
Kissing like a lizard and vagina like a McD patty: not sure where these reviews have been. Havent read em. However having been an escort for 2.5 years I am gobsmacked that you have not had one single punter who has wanted to go down on you or kiss you with tongues. I wanted to do both and you clearly said NO to my oral requests. In your other reply on another thread you very disingenously said that you like clients to articulate what they want...when I said what I wanted, you clearly said no...three times. So dont come back now telling me you didnt let me go down on you because you're shy about how your pussy looks. You're a working girl who gives sex for money so that excuse of being shy like a virgin would have been very funny if it wasnt my money that was paying for you to be lazy.
Also your excuse of poor kissing reviews doesnt wash with me. I have met more escorts than you have (!) and the only ones that kiss like you do are those that are the shit ones..not the conscious ones. And for you to offer these on your AW profile and then not do in real life is essentially cheating.
Also if you dont offer these, then the 2 other reviews that talk about having these are untrue?
Your agency telling you to be sexually reserved is complete bollocks. Which agency was this? Photogirls? I have been with multiple photogirls in the past and not one of them have been 'sexually reserved'. Also after 2.5 years of whoring if you think your clients dont want a second pop without you being slapped in the facd and told that you have to deliver a second one, you must be on some high quality drugs. You werent being shy...you were deliberately avoiding having to have sex for the second time in my paid for time as you lay down at a distance from me and avoided all forms of body contact.
Again the only escorts I have seen doing this are the ones with a terrible attitude, so your polite sounding but completely bullshit excuses do not cut any ice....we have all seen similar behaviors from shitty escorts.
Conversation: noone minds a good conversation and part of the reason I was willing to pay extra was because your first language is english. However when you use conversation to try and avoid having to deliver on the service you are being paid for, thats not acceptable.
I have personally seen all of these above tactics in the cheapest romanian whores (most looking as good or better), so yeah have no hesitation in pointing out that your service level is equivalent to the lower end of romanian girls in London.
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