Suzy Cortez

[Apu]

So she texted me her full address last night.

From anyone's past experiences, should I just turn up at the door at the agreed time?

I hear she's a dodgy one. But there's a million posts to sift through.

[tantraman]

I may have said it once or twice, but "Suzy is scatty" ...

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=154650.msg1682248#msg1682248

Conclusion:
Suzy is scatty. What you see physically is what you get. But whom you see personally appears to be variable … day to day, maybe even hour to hour … and certainly punter to punter. I was clearly lucky, and Suzy proved to be a hands-down Positive. Would I risk her again? After all you’ve read, would you risk her? Well, all I can say at this end is if and when you choose to book Suzy Cortez, you literally are ‘taking a punt’. Good luck!

... so just turn up and hope for the best! (And then review!)

[Apu]

Thanks pal, I've read yours.

I've got the back ups on hand.

[agcnospam]

So she texted me her full address last night.

From anyone's past experiences, should I just turn up at the door at the agreed time?

I hear she's a dodgy one. But there's a million posts to sift through.

She's notoriously flaky on comms etc, as a rule I always confirm punts on the day via text to avoid any issues (as far as possible), with Suzy I'd say that applies even more than usual - but what a fantastic punt she is, if you do get to meet her.

[Apu]

She flaked twice, I'm already at plan b area.

[Bassman]

She flaked twice, I'm already at plan b area.

Put up that neg review man.

[Brazilian Martian]

Put up that neg review man.

Don't tell him that her army will be on to you for speaking in  a negative light about her 

[Bassman]

Don't tell him that her army will be on to you for speaking in  a negative light about her 

Her army can do one lol. Maybe I can hold them off with the fact I do intend to see her.  It it will be with a back up in the area already in place since she is so flaky. So far I’ve had nothing back since the 2 calls I’ve made to her in the last 2 weeks. Fuck joining their ranks though lol.

[Apu]

I wouldn't do a negative despite nearly making the journey.

We arranged a time, she rescheduled. En route to the rescheduled time she was running an hour late and told me 40 mins before punt so I can't wait 1 hour in that weather condition.

Called up Claudya-Porn and had a neutral punt but was all arranged 20 mins of cancelling BumBum.

I will try again with the brazillian before leaving a negative .

[dicktatorldn]

dude i had her back in Wembley one time agreed "shes deffo scatty" she grabbed my dick then she shoved it in a hole "expecting it in the pussy" there im wondered why her pussy was tight took it out ended up in the bum i didn't ask for anal but yet she insisted was nice tho cant lie and her doggy is good to deffo a good punt her prices have gone up tho just a warning.

[Brazilian Martian]

dude i had her back in Wembley one time agreed "shes deffo scatty" she grabbed my dick then she shoved it in a hole "expecting it in the pussy" there im wondered why her pussy was tight took it out ended up in the bum i didn't ask for anal but yet she insisted was nice tho cant lie and her doggy is good to deffo a good punt her prices have gone up tho just a warning.

Where is your review of this magical punt then 

[grandaddybadman]

I was going to book suzy and give to her good and proper until I saw her at a gym in piccadilly circus. She seems like a narcissist. She is pretty, but she looked tired with dark circles around the eyes. but i lost attraction to her after that.

[Brazilian Martian]

I was going to book suzy and give to her good and proper until I saw her at a gym in piccadilly circus. She seems like a narcissist. She is pretty, but she looked tired with dark circles around the eyes. but i lost attraction to her after that.

That's probably her natural look with make up and having her pics filtered. I take it that was the pure gym in Piccadilly circus

[peter purves]

I was going to book suzy and give to her good and proper until I saw her at a gym in piccadilly circus. She seems like a narcissist. She is pretty, but she looked tired with dark circles around the eyes. but i lost attraction to her after that.

Think you've mentioned this before but much more importantly, I am still waiting for you to tell us what gym 

[dicktatorldn]

Where is your review of this magical punt then 

i havent reviewd it waiting for round 2 to review it plus im quite new to this

[Bassman]

I was going to book suzy and give to her good and proper until I saw her at a gym in piccadilly circus. She seems like a narcissist. She is pretty, but she looked tired with dark circles around the eyes. but i lost attraction to her after that.

I get the impression she “parties” hard so no surprise re the dark circles.

Now imagine if you had pulled her in the gym. Would you have reviewed her. What’s the protocol there lol. If she ever visited my gym I reckon I’d make a move lol.

[Brazilian Martian]

i havent reviewd it waiting for round 2 to review it plus im quite new to this

What bollocks why would you wait for a second round to review her ?

[dicktatorldn]

What bollocks why would you wait for a second round to review her ?

first time round there always nice, i like to be sure lets put it that way plus its to late to review it i had her time ago about a year and a half ago, i dont think that would be valid to review her now, any how just being honest.

[Bassman]

first time round there always nice, i like to be sure lets put it that way plus its to late to review it i had her time ago about a year and a half ago, i dont think that would be valid to review her now, any how just being honest.

So you need to see a WG twice before you review?

Do you need to buy the same item twice on amazon before reviewing? You know just in case.....


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[bbz123]

I get the impression she “parties” hard so no surprise re the dark circles.

Now imagine if you had pulled her in the gym. Would you have reviewed her. What’s the protocol there lol. If she ever visited my gym I reckon I’d make a move lol.

When I banged her she said she doesn't fuck anyone for free, not even her bf. Looks like even he should be writing reviews on here 

[Brazilian Martian]

When I banged her she said she doesn't fuck anyone for free, not even her bf. Looks like even he should be writing reviews on here 

Buddy shes Brazilian none of the women there fuck for free, you end up paying for it one way or the other.

[Bassman]

Buddy shes Brazilian none of the women there fuck for free, you end up paying for it one way or the other.

My civvy gf from Brazil was ultimately after citizenship. She didn’t ask for my help until her time was almost up in fairness lol. Damn she was hot, and a super fuck too.

[Brazilian Martian]

My civvy gf from Brazil was ultimately after citizenship. She didn’t ask for my help until her time was almost up in fairness lol. Damn she was hot, and a super fuck too.

I love the country where I was born, but I could never settle down with a Brazilian woman it would be cold day in hell. Don't get me wrong their are some decent ones but a majority are out for themselves or after your money.

[grandaddybadman]

That's probably her natural look with make up and having her pics filtered. I take it that was the pure gym in Piccadilly circus

yeah it was pure gym, I knew it was her because of the tattoo on the back of her leg (the cross).

Suzy is a difficult one, One minute I see a pic of her and get all fluffy and fall in love ready to sell my house for her pussy juice, the next minute I don't care and i'm not interested.

[grandaddybadman]

Think you've mentioned this before but much more importantly, I am still waiting for you to tell us what gym 

I saw her in pure gym piccadilly circus.

[grandaddybadman]

I get the impression she “parties” hard so no surprise re the dark circles.

Now imagine if you had pulled her in the gym. Would you have reviewed her. What’s the protocol there lol. If she ever visited my gym I reckon I’d make a move lol.

I would never make a move on a escort. If she says hello first, then i'll say hello but I keeping it like that.

As far as i'm concerned she has got some sausage and money from me, a escort does not need nothing more than that from me.

[BillGoldberg]

I just dont get the hype about this girl 

Comms are a complete shit-show

Flaky as fuck, even after you manage to get hold of her and arrange a booking, its a case of will she/won't she answer the phone once you're close to give you the full address ??

Even if after she fucks you about, wastes your time but comes through with the address and finally lets you in through the door, its a case of will she/won't she provide some semblance of a decent service ??

On top of all that she's expensive yet has a heap of negative reviews on here

All this commotion for a good ass and a pretty face yet everything else about her is a grossly overpriced and wildly unpredictable train-wreck ??!

 

[sunnylee]

I have seen her thrice in past 15 months or so and she allowed filming too last time, think she was in a very good mood, she kept her face away, but did catch her face in a second or two.

[Brazilian Martian]

I just dont get the hype about this girl 

Comms are a complete shit-show

Flaky as fuck, even after you manage to get hold of her and arrange a booking, its a case of will she/won't she answer the phone once you're close to give you the full address ??

Even if after she fucks you about, wastes your time but comes through with the address and finally lets you in through the door, its a case of will she/won't she provide some semblance of a decent service ??

On top of all that she's expensive yet has a heap of negative reviews on here

All this commotion for a good ass and a pretty face yet everything else about her is a grossly overpriced and wildly unpredictable train-wreck ??!

 

I've been saying this for over a year now, but guys still go crazy over her and then some attempt to see and get the ghost treatment while others get treated like
 kings 

[Brazilian Martian]

I have seen her thrice in past 15 months or so and she allowed filming too last time, think she was in a very good mood, she kept her face away, but did catch her face in a second or two.

Bullshit I call bullshit on everything about you

[Bassman]

I've been saying this for over a year now, but guys still go crazy over her and then some attempt to see and get the ghost treatment while others get treated like
 kings 

It’s dat ass bro. Hell the rest of her too. But, if your making trips down there just for her you’re a fool.

[sunnylee]

Bullshit I call bullshit on everything about you

Not bullshiting, got a 20 minute video, unfortunately can't post it since I am in it.

[peter purves]

I saw her in pure gym piccadilly circus.

Cheers mate......................................Making my way down there now  

[Brazilian Martian]

Not bullshiting, got a 20 minute video, unfortunately can't post it since I am in it.