External Link/Members OnlyComms: Easy and straight forward, I sent a text asking for details and availability and a quick response confirmed everything and that Vivien was free at 2pm.
I had just left Ikea and fancied some release and as I've previously reported, a FBSM is more my thing as opposed to FS.
Place: Smart apartment in a gated complex not far from Ikea. Massage takes place on a bed, the room is candle lit and warm. So far so good.
Cost: £45 for 30 minutes massage with HR.
Experience: Vivien (If it was her, as I thought I'd seen a very different person in pics on previous ads) is an attractive Hungarian girl, tattoos, slim and a lovely pair of boobs.
Massage started with me led on my front and nice warm oil rubbed into my back which felt very good. The technique was good and I thought I was in for a treat.
The back massage seemed to go on for a while and after around 20 minutes I was asked to turn over. My legs and buttocks hadn't been touched, I made Vivien aware of this and she rolled her eyes and went to work on buttocks and legs.....nothing in this massage was sensual, no swipes, accidental misses, nothing!
Upon the turnover oil was poured to my cock and she proceeded to wank as fast as possible and make me come. The technique was all over the shop, again nothing was sensual in this and it was almost a chore to come.
The most disappointing thing was when I asked politely if I could touch her body she sort of grunted a yes but when I did she recoiled in horror as if I had a touch between Freddie Kruger and Edward Scissor Hands!!
Would I return: Not a chance.
I feel disappointed that my last two reviews are negative, here's hoping a positive experience is just around the corner.