External Link/Members OnlyI posted the above link on the TOFTT thread. My spider senses suggested this looked TGTBT, but the British nationality and half hour price tempted me.
So I messaged the phone number and did not receive a reply for some time. I finally did and it said:
my fees are 50/15min,60/30 min and 110/hour and includes blowjob deepthroat,sex, massage,69,ro,cob,lap dance, hand relief, prostate massage,owo(20 extra) and anal is 30 on top of my fees!A fairly extensive list, which did contradict a number of things on the profile, but at least it was coming from her/Sergei.
I asked about DFK, to which I was told it was at discretion, and I made clear this was a red line for me and suggested that if it wasn't available I would walk. However, the booking was confirmed for half an hour so I turned up at the agreed time, on a road which houses a pretty great pizza establishment. The location was discrete enough.
The minute the WG opened the door I recognised her face from the TCR Cabal. To be fair she has a really good body and pretty-ish face.
She asked me how long, and I asked to check with her if I was messaging her or her maid. She admitted it was her made, so I just went through what services I had been told were on offer, to which I got the response 'no, no some of the those things are only for a one hour booking' and that kissing was definitely off the table. Now in fairness I had been told kissing was discretionary, but I had not been told that it was tied to the length of the booking.
As has happened before in this situation, she blamed me for not understanding what the maid was saying, to which I responded by showing her the above text message, which made zero differentiation between services offered for half an hour and one hour.
In all fairness to her, she was not particularly rude or bothered about the situation, so when I suggested that I'd have to walk and leave a bad review because the services on offer were falsely advertised, she gave me a knowing look and said 'go ahead and leave a review on UKPunting, I don't care'. I hadn't mentioned UKPunting at any point...
I walked and have come back and written this review up right away.
Mr Happypants had suggested on the TOFTT thread that things like nationality can be gamed and this is definitive proof of this. I am fairly sure the WG I went to see was Romanian.
I am sure there are a handful of punters who'd enjoy seeing her despite the above, as she is quite attractive. But as a veteran now, there is no fucking way that I'm paying for services that have been mis-sold to me.
