WGs in Glasgow seem to be like buses these days. Even just doing a green light search throws up a reasonable number of decent options today, best in a long while it seems. But of course, sod's law dictates I'm not in a position to take advantage.
Yet when I was utterly craving for a punt with the hungover horn a couple of Sundays ago, after a typical Saturday night on the lash, rest assured there was fuck all to choose from.
I totally understand WGs like most weekends off, just like the rest of us. You'd think some of them, however, would surely understand working and resting at the same time as all others can only harm their business. No wonder it's so hard to get hold of the odd girl who does work a Sunday - she must have a queue round the block of still-half-sozzled punters all with their dicks in air ready to blow. Saturdays are almost becoming as bad, but surely the weekend is a far easier time in general for punters to get away, than during the working week where they generally have far more set commitments? Hence why I've almost never had a problem getting a punt on a weekday when most of the market are at work, then home with the wife and kids.
You'd be forgiven for thinking it was a plot by those sad cunts in the Free Church and DUP to "preserve the lord's day from sin". Accordingly, I think we need to start a campaign to get girls working on a Sunday, just like those Teuchters (who wanted to actually join the 20th Century) did with the ferries a few years ago.
Thoughts?
