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Author Topic: Kinky Tanya - Time Waster  (Read 2238 times)


3 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 1941482) (1 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline Inoneear

https://www.adultwork.com/1941482 or https://www.adultwork.com/Kinky+Tanya

So I fancied shagging a ponderous moominmamma and thought I’d give Kinky Tanya a call. Now I’ve only myself to blame as she’s pulled this shit on me twice, once an unprofessional waste of space always so.

Last week Sunday I phoned Kinky Tanya at about 13:45 for 15:00 appointment. It was going to take me at least an hour to get there as she is in Barking and I was in Hammersmith. She texted the road and postcode all seemed ok. As I travelled along the length of the Hammersmith and City line at various stops I reminisced over past encounters and potential ventures, all these girls I’m going past to see her. Hope she’s good, or at the very least adequate at £70 an hour you often get what you pay for.

I get to Barking maybe 14:55, she’s about 5 minutes from station, I phone no answer, I phone again no answer. I phone maybe a dozen times over 20 minutes, phone just rings or goes silent. I send her a text saying what a waste of time she is and whether she understood I could have been doing something much better than hanging around Barking, or words to that effect. I jump back onto tube to see Plan B around the Edgware Road. Plan B took the edge off and I mellowed, I didn’t want my first review to be about some ignorant heifer, and shit happens maybe it was unavoidable.
 
Fast forward to today its 13:55, I find myself in Earls Court, Plan A, B & C are either not available till later or not answering, I tend not to book in advance and just have various numbers in my phone. Ahh look whose number I’ve got, Ms Fat Booty, ‘ass so fat that you could see it from the front’. (Not a bad thing by the way). I phone and Slovenly Tanya answers. I asked her about last week and she said something came up, I asked if she thought something might come up now? Are you sure? I don’t want to travel to Barking only for you not to answer the phone; she assures me this will not happen. Arrange to see her for 15:00.

Its 14:50, I’m at East Ham one stop from barking I get a text, ‘Hi. I’m sorry but can’t make it today. Something just came up’. Two weeks in a row you do this to me I respond, I get to Barking no answer. Working girls cry loud about time wasters, not enough is said about the dumb ass cretins that think nothing of wasting a Punters time and messing them about. It is simple if you make an arrangement stick to it.

Avoid, Avoid, AVOID.


3 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline dilettante

It's pretty obvious she doesn't want to be doing this and if her English is really that good as on her profile she can get a job doing something else = she is being exploited.

Offline DomUK

Totally unprofessional

there is alot better quality and VFM in east london then her i can assure you

Dude, I'm sure she's a beauty to some, but in that middle photo she's got a face like a robber's dog.

Besides which, one of my many self-imposed rules (which includes things like 'never buy anything to eat from a man wearing a straw boater') is avoid any girl whose height on her profile is described as 'stands at' 5 ft 4, or whatever. No-one ever talks like that. It's 1980s pimp- and maid-speak. And thus to be avoided.

Offline ceedee

I think one would use "Stands At" when, say, advertising a horse for sale.   Stands at 14.5 hands etc.   'cos it has to stand still to measure the fucker!

Offline Tailpipe

Dude, I'm sure she's a beauty to some, but in that middle photo she's got a face like a robber's dog.

Besides which, one of my many self-imposed rules (which includes things like 'never buy anything to eat from a man wearing a straw boater') is avoid any girl whose height on her profile is described as 'stands at' 5 ft 4, or whatever. No-one ever talks like that. It's 1980s pimp- and maid-speak. And thus to be avoided.

Face like a robbers dog  :D :D

Offline Inoneear

The first time round I gave her the benefit of the doubt. Second time round she’s just taking the piss.

In all honesty I wasn't really looking at her face, if I had I would have realised I broke one of my own rules about not visiting  a girl who doesn’t smile in any pictures. Never picked up on the height parlance before.

Most girls in this business would rather be doing something else and many still manage to give good service. I didn’t expect bells and whistles and I didn’t expect to be left standing in the street after an hour’s travel across London. Twice.

Maybe she is being exploited or maybe she’s high or maybe she’s just not very good at her profession, either way I suffer, and anyone else who tries to see her when ‘something just came up’. Just a warning.

Offline punk

Totally unprofessional

there is alot better quality and VFM in east london then her i can assure you

any names?

Totally unprofessional

there is alot better quality and VFM in east london then her i can assure you

Any links?




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