So I fancied shagging a ponderous moominmamma and thought I’d give Kinky Tanya a call. Now I’ve only myself to blame as she’s pulled this shit on me twice, once an unprofessional waste of space always so.
Last week Sunday I phoned Kinky Tanya at about 13:45 for 15:00 appointment. It was going to take me at least an hour to get there as she is in Barking and I was in Hammersmith. She texted the road and postcode all seemed ok. As I travelled along the length of the Hammersmith and City line at various stops I reminisced over past encounters and potential ventures, all these girls I’m going past to see her. Hope she’s good, or at the very least adequate at £70 an hour you often get what you pay for.
I get to Barking maybe 14:55, she’s about 5 minutes from station, I phone no answer, I phone again no answer. I phone maybe a dozen times over 20 minutes, phone just rings or goes silent. I send her a text saying what a waste of time she is and whether she understood I could have been doing something much better than hanging around Barking, or words to that effect. I jump back onto tube to see Plan B around the Edgware Road. Plan B took the edge off and I mellowed, I didn’t want my first review to be about some ignorant heifer, and shit happens maybe it was unavoidable.
Fast forward to today its 13:55, I find myself in Earls Court, Plan A, B & C are either not available till later or not answering, I tend not to book in advance and just have various numbers in my phone. Ahh look whose number I’ve got, Ms Fat Booty, ‘ass so fat that you could see it from the front’. (Not a bad thing by the way). I phone and Slovenly Tanya answers. I asked her about last week and she said something came up, I asked if she thought something might come up now? Are you sure? I don’t want to travel to Barking only for you not to answer the phone; she assures me this will not happen. Arrange to see her for 15:00.
Its 14:50, I’m at East Ham one stop from barking I get a text, ‘Hi. I’m sorry but can’t make it today. Something just came up’. Two weeks in a row you do this to me I respond, I get to Barking no answer. Working girls cry loud about time wasters, not enough is said about the dumb ass cretins that think nothing of wasting a Punters time and messing them about. It is simple if you make an arrangement stick to it.
Avoid, Avoid, AVOID.