More prossie trash (‘Lyle Rose’). Completely unscientific. Based on her own personal paranoia and control freak tendencies rather than any data. And the woman’s entire ‘contribution’ on UKP is a
me-me-me bleat.
Imagine if every prossie was invited to come on and say what they expect of a punter. The list would grow exponentially. They would slag off any prossies that didn’t shower twice, make you shower twice, then after you’d dried, rub your cock with wet wipes while reciting a rule book, telling you not to touch her tits cos they’re sensitive, not to touch her face cos it causes acne, don’t put your fingers near her pussy and, just to be sure in case it breaks, unroll a second condom on top of the first. That should get rid of any health issues like sex — since you can’t fuck her after she’s destroyed your erection and she doesn’t do oral cos she has a ‘sore tooth’.
What is the latest prossie-tout’s experience? Nothing. Except the punters upon who she has forced her prejudices and a few like-minded bleating females. Prossies should not, in my opinion, come on here to a) bleat about themselves or b) ‘advise’ punters. We visit prostitutes you silly cow, we are the customer-experience, not you. Out of hundreds of prostitutes I’ve visited only about four, maybe five, have insisted on their own elastic-band -brand condom.
Shall I rant about the science?
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(I’m sorry, it shouldn’t be necessary. Go google ffs.)
Prossies are welcome on UKP when they can add something useful, such as by putting themselves in the punter’s position, which one or two are remarkably able to do. The rest simply try to tout or enforce their prossie-logic on punters. The site for that got fucked. On here, punters do the fucking, fucking of good prostitutes for money and exposing others as useless pissflaps (or pissflaps with £600 designer shoes).
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Prostitutes with good looks and good service are fewer than ones that provide neither one or both. Prostitutes with any common sense are an incredible rarity.
This whole thread has been about “do I have to do what the prostitute unreasonably expects me to do?” No, you don’t. But because the chances are that she’s a fucking idiot you might have to learn how to handle her in a way that she accepts some of the common sense that she is so sadly fucking lacking.