As a FBSM enthusiast, I’ve had my eye on this lady for some time so recently decided to take the plunge. There was nothing on UKP to help or guide so headed to Ayrshire with high hopes.
External Link/Members Only£75 / 1 hour FBSM + HE
Location:
As the advert says. Rural location, very safe with parking. No problem at all.
Masseuse:
Opened the door in her gym kit. Nice enough looking for someone in her mid 40s. Not the late 30s as advertised. Her picture, I’m sure most will agree, is very attractive with a lot of sexy appeal.
It was clearly taken about 20 years ago. It might be her and it might not but it’s definitely not recent. Not Even close. No make up, hair tied back, no effort.
Should have walked then. But didn’t.
Massaging environment:
The massage was on a professional table (she tells me she is qualified blah blah blah).
The room was cold.
It was her living room/ front room.
There was music playing. Very loud music playing.
Slight smell of tobacco.
Should have walked then. But didn’t.
Services:
Usual routine - undressed in living room and lay on front.
Unscented oil used
Very soft, mild massage over back and legs with a couple of CC swipes.
Not particularly sexy given the surroundings and the temperature
She talked too much - mostly about her ailments, poor health and her bad luck!
She mentioned she does full service as well.
Over on my front, quick massage on legs, chest and then proceeded to HE.
Was topless at this point. Small Charlie’s with nice responsive nipples. Allows touching.
HE was ok but definitely rushed and I emptied quickly.
Quick tidy up - no shower offered.
Conclusion:
Whilst getting dressed, I knew I hadn’t been there an hour so challenged her on the duration. Bullshit ensued saying I’d been in 45 minutes when it was closer to 30. She offered half price next time which I accepted and put it down to experience. Could not be arsed getting into an argument.
Negative definitely (1) picture versus reality is a huge difference (2) service poor (3) diddled out of half my time
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